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How to convert $500 to $1000?
Leo Anderson
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Jason Perez
Buy index fund and wait 10 years
Justin Johnson
that haircut actually suits him well
Luke Bailey
tweet "Ethereum"
Camden Torres
Go to Fiji. 500 US dollars = 1,074.15 Fijian dollars
Hudson Perez
Buy gold and wait for $ to devalue some more
Kayden Hill
Buy a portable grill, a cooler, an umbrella, a whiteboard sign, and hotdogs/hamburgers/buns/toppings.
Travel to a large open park with foot traffic or a beach and setup your stand. Make hundreds in a single day, thousands in a week.
The problem people have with a business is just getting off your lazy ass and doing it.
But your plan in action until you make it to death.
Jonathan Rogers
>get fined $5000 in the first day for not having a loicense
>turn $500 into -$5000
Carter Roberts
fuck off this is biz. sound advice is not welcomed here.
Cameron Reyes
>not giving the cops the slip
Austin Long
Dude for what existing shitcoins???
Ian Wright
TQQQ
Noah Garcia
Put it all on red
Thomas Thomas
This but unironically.
> step 1: 100x long ETH
> Step 2: tweet "Ethereum"
> Step 3: close margin long
> step 4: open 100x ETH short
> step 5: tweet "jk"
> Step 6: close margin short
Congratulations you just more than doubled your money with a couple mins work.
Anthony Wilson
uhm, no. sorry sweeatiy
Carson Allen
in america that would get you years in jail time.
Kevin Jackson
Roulette table.
Jeremiah Reyes
>not knowing you just have to pay off the mob
Josiah Ross
>not knowing you have to pay off the mob
yeah the mob isnt getting you out of jail retard. If they can't get their own out how the fuck do you think they will get you out.
Your advice will lead to a big negro named boo boo plowing you in the shower.
Isaiah Thomas
I guess you don't live in a mob state.
William Brown
>take $500 bill
>rip it in half
>you now have 2 $500 bills.
Jace Wilson
donate $500 to andrew yang's campaign
Andrew Harris
Based.
Dylan Johnson
ask Elon to invest in chainlink
Asher Jenkins
Turn it into rupees