How to convert $500 to $1000?

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Buy index fund and wait 10 years

that haircut actually suits him well

tweet "Ethereum"

Go to Fiji. 500 US dollars = 1,074.15 Fijian dollars

Buy gold and wait for $ to devalue some more

Buy a portable grill, a cooler, an umbrella, a whiteboard sign, and hotdogs/hamburgers/buns/toppings.

Travel to a large open park with foot traffic or a beach and setup your stand. Make hundreds in a single day, thousands in a week.

The problem people have with a business is just getting off your lazy ass and doing it.

But your plan in action until you make it to death.

>get fined $5000 in the first day for not having a loicense

>turn $500 into -$5000

fuck off this is biz. sound advice is not welcomed here.

>not giving the cops the slip

Dude for what existing shitcoins???

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TQQQ

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Put it all on red

This but unironically.
> step 1: 100x long ETH
> Step 2: tweet "Ethereum"
> Step 3: close margin long
> step 4: open 100x ETH short
> step 5: tweet "jk"
> Step 6: close margin short
Congratulations you just more than doubled your money with a couple mins work.

uhm, no. sorry sweeatiy

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in america that would get you years in jail time.

Roulette table.

>not knowing you just have to pay off the mob

>not knowing you have to pay off the mob

yeah the mob isnt getting you out of jail retard. If they can't get their own out how the fuck do you think they will get you out.

Your advice will lead to a big negro named boo boo plowing you in the shower.

I guess you don't live in a mob state.

>take $500 bill
>rip it in half
>you now have 2 $500 bills.

donate $500 to andrew yang's campaign

Based.

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ask Elon to invest in chainlink

Turn it into rupees