The global financial crisis will start at 4:30pm EST today, when Apple announces a huge earnings miss that causes their stock to drop by 40% in the span of a few minutes. It will have a domino effect on the rest of the stock market and every major tech company will be bankrupt by the end of the week. The US treasury and the fed will be discussing a $2 trillion emergency bailout plan for the tech sector shortly after that.
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how do I profit off this
I dont believe you. Everyone knows apple sucks
You short tech stocks you fucking moron why the fuck do I still come here I WASTED 2 YEARS OF MY LIFE ON THIS BOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>Apple miss matters for the larger economy after news of 3.2% GDP growth
Even by Jow Forums standards this is retarded.
Trips and we get the golden bull run
GDP growth is caused by the raise of minimum wage so called inflation
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i'll FAP to that
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i fap to your fapping
relax user its just memes
It will just be bought up massively and open at the same price
>The global crypto crisis will start at 4:30pm EST today, when Apple announces huge earnings that causes their stock to shoot up by 40% in the span of a few minutes. It will have a booster rocket effect on the rest of the big tech stock market, creating a never-before-seen fomo among retail investors that paired with the recent Tether-Bitfinex news leads to crypto-flight where every major crypto exchange will be insolvent by the end of the week. The G20 will be discussing banning crypto alltogether.
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WTF IS THAT
apple will miss earnings and the stock will go up cause the normies are all short but the big boys dont give a fuck about earnings and are after liquidating you. the game is rigged, youre playing against smarter money than you and there's a lot more of it.
Google getting fucking destroyed
nice try fag
Seems like a rather embarrassing post, but here you go.
AAPL beat ER by 4.2% and traded up to +4.87% in afterhours. Bearfags literally cannot cope, OP is a fag, short sellers bleed on the day of the squeeze.