Found in a discord, i think it's LINKstink shit, but what think?
What is this?
Brandon Kelly
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Julian Morales
Idk but the timing falls in line with the Rothschild larp
Easton Stewart
Written by a low IQ non native English speaker no more than 20 years old.
Carson Hall
>mn
yeah link doesn't have masternodes
Jace Young
Why is everything [redacted]? Clearly, if that wasnt a LARP they were already disclosing information that they knew they shouldn’t. They did not identify themselves. Why would anyone want to censor the paragraph? It doesnt make any sense.
Isaac Jenkins
He wasnt talking about chainlink
Luke Gutierrez
Hes talking about DASH
Juan Williams
beats me.
didnt even catch that im retarded
why?
Austin Watson
Link to warsou?
Ryan Jackson
DASH? Shill ??
Ryder Hernandez
So i copied this into GIMP and fucked about with levels n shit. It's DASH.
Eli Hughes
fucking derp
Logan Cruz
and cos only the word DASH appeared i think its a LARP
Josiah Reyes
its just a shill & fake, I can read DASH without even opening photoshop
Thomas Sanders
Pretty sure this guy explicitly stated this wasn't about ChainLink. Although there is nothing happening with anything else that could be big.
Easton Lopez
Fucking terrible larp user. You're a real turd.
Liam Rodriguez
Source on this shit?
Noah Ward
Asher Carter
link will be used to pay ubi for billions of people, let that stink in
Jeremiah Cooper
The year is 2077.
My phone's default government dApp launches automatically as I emerge from slumber. "Good morning, Wojak!" appears on the loading screen and a menu eventually emerges:
>"REM Sleep Duration: OPTIMAL"
>"Vaccination Interval: 30 days (OPTIMAL)"
Satisfied with the recent increase in the quality of sleep since decreasing my vaccination intervals, I proceed to access the product management menu:
>"--PRODUCT MANAGEMENT--"
>"Location Data: ACCESS GRANTED"
>"Financial Transactions: ACCESS GRANTED"
>"Browsing History: ACCESS GRANTED"
>"Bio-metric Data: ACCESS GRANTED"
>"Medical Records: ACCESS GRANTED"
"Congratulations! You have followed all recommended actions, your official Good Boy Score (GBS) is 998. A total compensation of 1.000 LINK will be deposited into your official Digital Identity public address."
I leave my reasonable state-subsidised co-housing pod and wait for a self-driving Tesla to arrive, as scheduled in my DigitalIdentity smartphone DApp. The Tesla drops my wife's kids off at school before driving me straight to the office. I work hard for my country and I value the opportunity they provide me in my career. even though I've made a lot of money from my GBS score, I still work because I enjoy myself and plan to donate most of my earnings to charities supporting Africa.
After finishing 16 reaction videos and closing nine tickets working an extra 3 hours of unbilled overtime in my Passion Pod, I hop in the scheduled Tesla. I check my phone. The wife saw my GBS went up by 20 points this month and got so excited she snapchatted me a naugthy picture of her bra strap showing. I blush as the Tesla pulls onto the freeway. When I arrive, I see Tyrone, my wife's son's tutor leaving for the day. I wave him goodbye and turn the bronze-encrusted knob and go inside. Wife is already in the shower, so I start washing the dishes and preparing dinner, taking care to reflect on my privilege as a man living in the dawn of 22nd century.
Charles Robinson
thats the eye of sergay
Zachary Green
kek