I need advice on throwing a kick ass bachelor party

im the best man for my best friends wedding
I know nothing on how to organize one
never been to one either
do people really hire hookers or strippers
how much do they cost?
What is an average bachelor party cost?
I have a year to plan and save
any advice anons?

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whores, booze cocaine done.

Bingo was his namo

Invite a shit ton of people to a mansion in the countryside, AirBnb or some shit. Make sure it has a pool and just bring a fuckton of beers and some good tunes.

Strippers optional, depends on the guy desu. If he's a beta cuck, then no...

>any advice anons?
break up with your best friend

yeah no. been friends since high school. we are 30yo boomers now.
rough cost to save up for user?

I wouldn't want to have a bachelor party in the first place, but even if I did, I would never want any hookers or strippers to be involved.
I'd play vidya with my buddies.
Why do people have to do those degenerate things, especially right before they get married? To get it "out of their system"? It's literally the same logic sluts use when they whore around before settling down.

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$1.5k per head should be enough unless there are a lot of drugs involved

These guys are all faggots. They only know about bachelor parties from movies and TV. What you want to do is buy a big bouncy castle. Dont rent, you can sell it back at a profit(bouncy castles are an excellent long or short term hold, I have 5). And rent 2 dwarves. Then you want to piss and shit all over the inside. When the groom gets there you drug him, Drag him and the deflated shit castle as far away from civilization as possible. Inflate the shit castle, throw him inside. Have the midgets wake him up by jumping on him after you leave. Instruct the midgets to give him a quest, which leads to a large wooden box(constructed by you during his quest, in such a way that it collapses to a flat “t” shape when opened). Hide in the box with a can of silly string. Dont drill air holes in it, it makes it really obvious. When your friend finally finishes his quest and the box springs open to reveal you, spray the silly string in his eyes. Like, right in his eyes. Hold the lids up if you have to. Then give him a shot of tequila(drugged of course). After he passes out you bring him back to the bouncy castle and repeat the entire process, except with one extra midget. See how many times he goes through it, then have sex with his soon to be wife.
Trust me, guaranteed best bachelor party ever.

What's your friend's name? It will help me tailor my ideas. I only need first name (obviously)

Great advice. Thanks user, very cool.

You're not fronting the bill, fuck that.

The people you invite know they are helping pay for it. Only the groom should go for free. If you go for a pool side villa in the country, you're looking at like $30 a night per guest tops. 3 nights - $100 roughly + beers and food.

All in $250 a head - you can sort the cost of anything extra. Bump it up to $500 and do this guys midget extravaganza I fuicking lol'd

>I'd play vidya with my buddies
considering how marriages go, this would actually make for a really bittersweet bachelor party for a nerd since it'll probably be the last time he'll get to play vidya outside of his house

>vidya good! drugs and women degenerate!

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Daniel
kek this is great
thanks for the laugh user
I have a few buddies that I was going to make foot the bill as well. thanks for the ballpark idea

Put DMT in his drink and then lock him in a room with Further Down the Spiral by NIN on loud.

Daniel? Take him and the boys to Chili's. Done deal.

Definietly this. You definietly don't want to pay for everyone, except if you made it, which you didn't because you write you have to save for a year. Only one out of their mind would save up for a few hours partying for a year while their friends are investing into chainlink coin(1000usd eoy check dem) getting billionaires.
You want to discuss pricing with other friends attending and make a budget. Also make a shared savings account of your country/bank has it.

As for the party itself cocaine is good. Even if you normally don't take drugs some coke will give a really good naughty bois vibe. If you have a nice flat available get a stripper.

You dont do the party the night before you get married. Thats a meme.

Op just get friends together, beer, and coke. If he is into strippers then go for it but thats a meme too and isnt usually part of it.

im unironically all in chainlink

I would pay her $2,000 USD to look at me with a dominating expression while I stare back like a deer in headlights and shit and piss myself.

dead fucking serious btw

If he marries a crappy wife than yes
Most nerds do so you have a point

>just take some drugs and fuck hookers bro, truly redpilled (-;

But given OP says he has a year it seems like he will do it right before his degen buddy will get married

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sexual reproduction was a mistake..

actually it made life very resilient and adaptable. because it introduces high variation that multiplies errors which make evolution possible if by accident turn out to be advantageous.

Didn’t even bother reading everyone’s responses.
For my brother’s bachelor party we went to Vargas for a week during Memorial Day weekend (best time to go to Vegas). Got VIP at every club - wet republic, omnia, Drai’s, Hakkasan (tiesto was playing). I landed 2 hours before my brother (I was coming from NY he was coming from SF) and I instantly bought a sack of coke. His friends landed the next day & we went out to eat, hit pool party’s, clubs, & drank and did coke the whole time. Strip clubs are obvious must after clubs. & my brothers really wealthy friend from Europe got 3 escorts the last night and called the hotel to bring up a poker table & we just chilled in his presi suite and played cards and chilled w the girls. Average cost / person was ~$10k but we all got suites. My brother and I split a master suite and his friend from Europe had presidential.

Literally just copy what we did for textbook perfect bachelor party. Don’t listen to what anyone else says: too many variables that can go wrong if you try to get too creative. Do not try to reinvent the wheel here.

Based

Last bachelor party I went to, they rented a nice 6 bedroom house on the lake. Went to the casinos one night, had 2 strippers come to the house and give us a private show that included the girls using dildos on each other. One of the guys brought a tiny bit of coke but it was nowhere near enough for everyone there.

It was like $1200 per person, half of that was for the strippers alone. At first I thought the strippers was a stupid idea, but once they were actually there and doing their thing it was pretty cool. We were allowed to do shots out of their tits or pussy, and they did this oil massage dance thing where they took our shirt off and payed us on our backs on the floor and straddled our chests naked in a 69 position. It was much more fun than I had expected

shit this sounds amazing but im way too poor to afford 10k like that. fuck. unless chainlink moons. but we all know that ain't happening

pay no attention to these people

there's a few things you need
1. Booze, plenty of it. If people want "party favors" they can bring their own
2. Games. You need at least one game that will last the duration of the bachelor party. Some people play "moose" where if someone is caught drinking a drink with their dominant hand, they need and someone yells "moose" at them, they have to chug the entire drink. Also, you need to play some other games throughout.
3. You need to either go out where girls will be or bring girls to the house/hotel. renting a home is better than hotels but you gotta make due. strippers are overrated money whores. if you want strippers, go to a strip club. why pay for sex when stupid skanks give it out for free.
4. make a schedule with certain things mandatory and the rest play by ear. people get drunk and tend to do their own thing, have at least one nice dinner but depending on the size of the party, split ups happen.
5. dont get arrested. I cannot stress this enough.

always is.

What a waste of digits.