i am genuinely a tinder savant. im a low effort 6/10 looks but generally speaking any girl I match with I can get out for a date. im at the point where im fatigued with going on the dates but I still pull these chicks on tinder because I enjoy working them and getting them to agree to go out.
how can I monetize this? I know there are online dating coaches but I'm a 30 year old boomer and dont really fit that image.
tell me your secrets oh great user
>spending your time entertaining roasties without even wanting to take them out
impressive
>6/10
>30
>success on tinder
larp confirmed
he's 30 years old and every roastie left single is past their prime and growing more desperate by the day
So you are good at convincing women to let you buy them dinner? Woah...
This, try 20 year old chicks OP.
I do well at any age.
usually go out to the beach or somewhere free. I dont pay for shit lol
Best shitpost I’ve read six months
Oh wow. You're treating fat chicks and single mothers to dinner every other weekend. When is your book coming out?
>Diary of a Simp: Story of OP's life
no one cares about wasting time on a date, people will pay for getting easy sex, and that's mostly a scam.*
>*varies by location and chadhood
it's called going 8/10 and doing it for money
dipshit
30 years old? that's a gold mine for girls out there. don't limit your pile just because you're afraid of cougars who haven't touched their vaginas in 2 years
Monetize this dick you faggot
lol
Contact me OP:
Tinder's the easiest thing in the world. I'm actually going over to fuck some Tinder slut in about an hour.
hahahahahah this is fucking hilarious. But yeah you don't actually have to buy them dinner, most of the time you can just go fuck their brains out
O(A)P irrevocably btfo
sure you are virgil.
I absolutely agree user but I ask these girls to see their tinder while were in bed after fucking and I am appalled at the shit I see.
guys who look way better than me with real jobs and careers who have nothing to say. they cant formulate a coherent thought. I figure there has to be some market in just taking their phone and setting everything up for them.
these are guys who in ten to fifteen minutes of chatting could be invited over by an 8 or 9 without having to even try.
Sell an eBook guide with examples. Post one now for peer review.
>takes girls to the beach in April
Wow based
gross
Larp
Can confirm
>t. 29; 6/10
>38, married, job, 6/10
It's your age and smw. It's like catnip for roasties closer to menopause than puberty. I never thought I'd be this successful at fucking chicks
I crush it on hinge. Had to delete the app cuz it was taking up so much of my time. How to monetize? Rob the bitch at the end of the date. Use fake name and contact info obviously. Or if you're really good, steal their identity and sell it on the dark web.
give me examples, I am part of the retards who can't into texting sluts
Stick to pointless banter that playfully forces her to initiate thoughts/direction of conversation. Bitches like to talk...so let them.
In similar situation. How do you handle the married part. Do you tell them? I just say open relationship in my bio and am getting poor results.
1) ask a lot of questions
2) be funny
That's literally it. I have a small arsenal of jokes and one-liners I use over and over. Once you find material that works you can keep using it.
Now try getting to the next level
I have 18-20 year olds attending top tier universities pay (really their father) for all our ubereats/door dash as well as rides. I get a bunch of subscriptions as well. Now have a netflix account thanks to a waifu
Tinder is a numbers game. Swipe right on EVERYONE. Whenever you match, NEVER USE WORDS. Every girl on TInder has heard every possible creative pick up line and you will almost certainly turn them off by repeating what chad next door just said.
The SECRET to getting girls emotionally attached with your first opener is this: A gif.
Literally, just use the blonde chick waving seductively. This immediately disarms whoever you match with because the visual of another female smiling and waving is not what they expect.
They will immediatly respond and drive the introduction.
Be sure to secure a date ASAP (same day is best because tinder use is highly impulsive and they may change their mind.
1) is key indeed. It really doesnt mather a flying fuck what you do as long as you ask questions and make stupid jokes. Girls dont want to hear your achievements and a monologue about who you are or want to be. They just want a clown who shows interest. That with some i hardly care about anything masculinity and youre set
best advice ITT
>t. 900 matches and fucks a new one every week
-be silly and irreverent
-change the subject constantly and with no real impetus
-NEVER ask "where are you from" "what do you"...those kinds of boring questions
-the INSTANT she asks a question like that, which she will if she interested, answer and immediately ask if she wants to get together tonight.
-^a lot of the time you can get away with just inviting yourself over to her place at this point, but its obviously risky.
NEVER gifs
NEVER pickup lines
NEVER "hey"
these can work but they can also turn somebody off. just make a comment about something from their bio (its there for a reason!) or one of the pictures. it can be a worthless comment, all it has to do is stand out among the sea of "heys" and draw a reaction
Op a chat outsourcing service would be interesting indeed.
Get the gals seduced and ready 2 to go out. I would pay for it. I couldn’t bother to spend my time getting roasties ready and would pay money for somebody else doing that boring part. I imagine others would too
just curious, how much would you pay per date and what country?
Also a crash course on Udemy would sell loads.
How to score a tinder-date in 5 easy steps could score you some monies. You’d need to create some PUA marketing under your belt but it ain’t too hard to pull off.
Hope it works for ya bro
I want to meet a moral girl who isn't neck deep in some self-immolation religious shit. Is that even possible after school?
Brazil, so it’s a bit out of your game I suppose lol. But I reckon I’d spare anywhere from 20 to 50 bucks per date depending on the girl. (If I made my income in USD that is, our currency is shit on the dollar nowadays )
It MAY happen on tinder, but it’s very unlikely
Also could you elaborate a little more on this step:
“-change the subject constantly and with no real impetus”
get out ahead of the conversation stalling and constantly try and escalate sexual tension. dont get bogged down talking about game of thrones or whatever, this is what leads to thousands of messages sent but no plans being made.
Could you break it down into a make believe dialogue so I can see it?
For your course it’d be a cool thing to elaborate a couple routines like that as guidelines
She said X
You could Y;Z
Etc... this kinda shit would sell I think. There is a market but as with everything the adopting will make it obsolete to an extent
Moral girls are boring. You want to find a slut that is young enough she hasn't taken an absurd number of cocks yet. Train her to be your little slut and do your bidding.
just surprise her with where you steer the conversation. its a delicate balance asking her all the questions but still being the one running the show, and its even harder to do that without it coming off as an interrogation.
her replies almost shouldn't matter. you are just pushing her along until she makes an obvious move that shows she's interested enough to impulsively see you tonight.
Aight
Good luck with monetizing it and Godspeed op!
Virgin here using tinder.
I couldn't imagine meeting a toastie same day. Who the fuck does that?
people who actually want to get a meeting?
its all about impulse. you dont want people to stop and think about what they are doing.
I just get roasties to send me nudes, fap to them and stop talking to them. I never actually go out to meet them, waste of time.
you know that you fuck up your Tinder matchmaking ELO swiping right everyone and never text right ? The 10/10 girls you get while you have the newbie boast will decline to 0-3/10s once the algo tagged you with a "suspicious behaviour/ugly dude not worth it" flag and your account is pretty much destroyed. Use Tinder like a MMORPG . It needs some work...