Guys please you have to help me. Please tell me what does it feel Like? Im a 33 year old virgin with social crippling anxiety who has never experienced sex with a real woman and I really need to know. I'm going insane I've contemplated suicide because I'm still a Virgin and I really don't know what to do to fix my self. I bought ripple last year at $0.008 usd and sold in the December highs so money is no longer an issue for me. I can't get over the fact though that women make me insanely scared. Any time I get within 10 feet of a woman I begin to have a hard time breathing and nervousness. My hands shake and I begin to sweat underneath all my layers of clothing I wear 3 layers usually so people don't smell my bad odour from the excessive sweating.
I really can't stand it guys every fucking time I go out into public I need to interact with women and it makes me a nervous wreck. Its gotten so bad I can't even go to restraunts anymore because when a female waitress approaches in the tight dresses I can't function. I begin sweating, sometimes in extreme cases I get chest pains and need to go outside for some fresh air to recover.
I'm really at the end of my road here guys. I have more than enough money to never worry about anything but I can't get over this power women have over me. The way they look as soon as I get eye contact or even worse all of these symptoms start happening. What's even worse is sometimes I studder and then they smirk at me which makes my other symptoms even worse. Please guys I'm fucking begging you i need your help. I'm from Toronto Canada so if any leafs here wouldn't mind meeting up and helping me im willing to pay you $95,000 Canadian to help me figure out how to talk to women and not get nervous around them. I'm so fucking desperate words can't even begin to describe my current situation. I need to know what sex feels like but first I need to know how to get over my social crippling anxieties. You guys helped me before. Please help.
Get some prostitutes first, get comfy and used to the normie way of having sex.
After it will slowly become normal and you can be more relaxed when meeting women, at some point easy peasy
Noah Hill
Kill yourself, idiot.
Owen Edwards
It's really overrated, even with someone you love. It looks better and hotter than it actually is. That's all there is to it. Running, and making money feel way better to me than sex
Chase Reyes
Best thing in the world Feels like you're God and you're defiling something forever
Jacob Cox
user stop whingeing and get a grip. Stop thinking about it and work on yourself. Upgrade your living circumstances and work on yourself - get ripped use your excess energy positively. Over time thots will flock to you stop thinking about it and dont give a shit about it and they will eventually come.
This. Jesus Christ, women just want you to do whatever you want to them. It's great. That said, it's not worth all the other bullshit that comes along with it. Make money and take care of your body.
Chase Martin
You're gonna wanna start showering first. I've been meaning to pick up jogging again, if you send me an email or something to consistently contact you we can "jog together" and you can match whatever I run at like 3:1 by walking. I think those two things will probably help your self image significantly (probably the most important thing), if you want to talk more just reply:) But for real, you have money, buy soap/shampoo and shower, dress like a normal person. I'm a professional normie btw
Lincoln Morales
I'm from Toronto and I sympathize with you OP. Message me and I'll help you. I have a place near Yonge and Bloor.
>I'm from Toronto Canada so if any leafs here wouldn't mind meeting up and helping me im willing to pay you $95,000
lol I'm close by but just lol. nobody is going to risk meeting somebody from an anonymous Bengalese basketweaving board. how do I know you really are a sweaty anxious weirdo willing to pay 95k cash and not a mugger baiting for marks online?
Sex is overrated, first of all. Most women are garbage human beings post feminism. I would work on yourself, men age like wine, and plan for a young virgin wife when you're older. sex with an arby's special will only make you feel 10x worse than you do now
here's some free advice: get a haircut, eat lots of veggies and red meat, go to the gym, take care of your health, pick up hobbies...etc you still have plenty of time
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Justin Ross
this is so stupid that i woke up my wife with my laugh in bed here.
Ryan Cruz
I've been teaching the arts of seduction for years, I'm an average guy with decent success and plenty of experience. I have some material (pdfs) and tips for you. No payment necesary on your part. Hit me up. [email protected]
SCRATCH THAT ALL THE NEW FUCKERS REPLYING TO THIS SERIOUSLY NEED NUKED. JESUS CHRIST WHERE HAVE YOU ALL COME FROM?
Ian Richardson
yup. and the chemicals released in your brain can drive you insane once the relationship ends and no cant find another vagina fast enough
Bentley Wilson
Just get a hooker. Clean up your diet and do nofap.
But get a hooker and just fuck her.
Ryder Roberts
talk to a doctor and get some prescription meds. something to take care of your crippling anxiety
Liam Sullivan
I fell for this copypasta before. LOL
Adrian Edwards
Regardless of whether I'm new or not, I need to start jogging
Aaron Moore
>has 95k Canadian Dude, let me lay this step by step out to you. 1. Buy ticket to Amsterdam 2. Get tipsy at a bar 3. Wander around de wallen 4. Find a booth girl you think is cute 5. Negotiate a price 6. Bang her 7. Rinse/Repeat 8. Figure out what to do with the rest of your 90k Canadian
>sex with an arby's special will only make you feel 10x worse than you do now true dat, especially cuz of STDs
Elijah Lopez
I lost about $6000 in ripple. It makes me feel so much better that the money went to such a pathetic excuse of a human being.
Levi Morgan
Send a pic, i realy want to see what a 33 year old virgin looks like
Michael Roberts
Get yourself a prescription for propranolol. You won't sweat, shake, or have a crack in your voice anymore. Psychiatrists and doctors will prescribe it with few reservations. It's helped me a lot and is creating a positive feedback loop.
desu its completely different than porn and your first time you WILL be disapointed because its not going to give you so much autistic pleasure as porn does. If you stick to the same woman for a period of time it gets better and you are able to zone out during sex allowing your autistic pleasure to maximize but its never going to be nowhere near porn. You are super horny because thots in porn are clean and... 2d. Real women fart, brap.. and sometimes stink.
Brody Jenkins
Can confirm. Just got a blowjob the other day after 6 years of no sexual contact. It was meh.
Carter Green
Buy a Karen Kujou body pillow, talk to it until you feel more confident with women
They also leak rotten bloody mucus from the same hole you stick your dick in. Good times.
Dylan Ortiz
I find talking to waitresses and having a reason to talk to a woman besides friendship or flirting to be easy but when it comes to actually having a friendly conversation it doesn't actually work and I revert to Anti social personality disorder mode
Wyatt Reed
I had sex with exactly two women, the second resulted in a child that she takes me to court over whenever she wants to bump her income. I'm not allowed to argue that she and her husband make twice what I do and I'm just trying to live a normal life. I'm not even allowed to argue that my savings account is litterally the kids inheritance. All she does is win in family court, take my money, ignore my calls, and refile if I send good presents. Kid travels with the Navy btw, court decided her marriage was just a thing, not anything that should impact the custody issue. Sorry, she just happened to marry a guy with a job that forces her to move my kid around in three year increments, think that's bad? Stop hating women and the military. Fuck women, fuck the court. Pick one. I want more kids, but it's borderline impossible for me to trust a woman.
Caleb White
Fucking is something you need to practice. Just like dating.
Start with either one, because you're already about 17 yrs late. It's not a big deal. Just practice even if you're extremely anxious, or else (eventually) when you do meet someone special -- you'll dump spaghetti all over yourself.
Then you'll really realize how you fucked up when you see her with some other sperg online or in public.
>THE BAD NEWS Most women settle, marry, and have kids by your age. You will only find well-plowed pussy, some of them are very fertile with 2 kids..
Sorry bro.
Grayson Hall
I could come over and help ya for way less than that. problem is, I live in Europe.
Adrian Allen
Best of luck, friend. At least you're there. t. 28 year old who recently found his estranged father
Tyler Sanders
based pasta poster
Jaxon Bell
Op pay to go to homewood in guelph and get help for your anxiety before you pay an user. You probably need a long term solution like meds if your social anxiety is truly this crippling. I never noticed the change over time but now i can basically say and do whatever i want even tell people i used to consider intimidating what i really think and not care what those people think of me where before i used to think i had to kill myself if i got in an awkward social situation because there was no other viable solution. There are solutions to this but if its this bad you probably need some therapy or medication to figure it out.
