>23 years old
>married
>only had 2 previous relationships
>one at 14, no sex
>one at 16, very very bad sex
>I will never sniff an asian pussy or slap and fuck a big black ass and lick a purple pussy
>I just have to hope one day my wife will do a threesome, and even in that case probably will be a normal white annoyng 4/10
Guys I realized I'm trapped for the rest of my life. I'm still young.
How do I short my bad choices?
Embrace the good that comes from having a stable family. Breed bitch.
Marrying that young. Seriously OP...
Jow Forums makes /hc/ and /gif/ redundant with steamy posts from OP like a romance novel, but a cliff notes edition.
Also, quit porn
That's a really good advice.
Porn destroy sexual expectations
Become a patriarch of your own dynasty.
Imagine having 8-15 kids between 23 and 40.
Imagine emphasizing the importance of having kids on your own children.
Imaging having 50 +grandkids by the time you are 60.
God damn I'm already jelly.
Yeah you wont have experienced a black brapper but ok that's just a fleeting moment.
Having your own dynasty that's just awesome.
The earlier I start the earlier It will be done
Fuck my desired brappers and ephemeral sex, I'm gonna build up a dynasty
For once OP wasn't a faggot
Also quit porn
Having 15 kids is a good way to ensure you have at least one sociopathic incel that kills you
>tfw drove two hours each way spent $130 on the hotel to smack lick and fuck a big black brapper
>told me ‘cum on me daddy’ while I was titfucking her and I bust all over her big greasy boobies and chest
worth every penny
this, every great man in history had bits on the side, there is no shame in payin to fulfil some sexual fantasies.
The way I see it, I have a girl that I will be with my entire life, we gel well together, she can put up with my intolerable nature and cuntyness and still loves me, looks after me , gives me back rubs etc and will make a good mother to my children.
You want to fuck like a pornstar you get a whore, you dont marry one... just go get that shit out your system once in a while.
I go to pague a couple of weeks the year, my girl knows exactly what goes down there, but I go do that and i get it out my system..
Win-win situation
Maybe I can propose her to do a 4-way thing, a brapper for her (she also likes the pussy) and a brapper for me, in the same room
erm, I dont think women particularily like to share brah, the way I get around this is that the girls I fuck are jut fuck toys, but my girl gets my full attention and committment, women are jealous creatures.
I also ONLY ever fuck away from my home+city
>women are jealous creatures.
Guess you wouldn't mind your main woman fucking someone on the side
nope, we all only here once, provided she doesnt do it in our house around my things I couldnt care less.
Its just sex, grow up boyo
>he involves women in his life in any way
I bet you have a lot of tissues near your bed
Long time since i laughed this much
Thanks user, may you and your investments be blessed
>not having foreskin
Imagine NEEDING lotion to fap
That's a lot of special conditions you put around her. Sounds insecure.
>imagine giving a handjob to a man
Who here talked about lotion?
Ah you clean your peepe on your blanket don't you? Or with your shirt?
Get rich from crypto in secret. Disappear one day.
Women are hypergamous, men are polygamous. No matter how 10/10 your bitch is, your eye will always wander, you cant help it.
>he fell for the marriage meme
How many warning labels do you need man?
Do you also drive over big red STOP signs?
Wtf, wait so when people use lotion to fap its because they circumcised? I always thought it was weird
Nah my boxers
using lotion as lube IS weird, but using lube just feels better than dry at least for people like me who don't produce precum
Oh shit , same. It makes sense now
Dude you can still get out.
I got out of my first relationship which lasted like 7 years when I was 27. Then I slayed serious pussy for the years after that.
25-35 is your prime time age as guy. Capitalize on it. Seriously you're fucking 23, so young. Sort it out before you are 25-26 and you'll be fine.
>lick a purple...
>(scroll down to see rest of post)
>pussy
user, I'm disappointed in the direction your post went in
You basically wasted the prime years of your gf?
>No matter how 10/10 your bitch is, your eye will always wander, you cant help it.
This is the truest statement for a man. Who says otherwise it's an incel
Well she broke up with me so...
We had a great time together btw, just grew apart. Wouldn't have it any other way except maybe I wish we would split 2 years earlier so I would have had more playtime in my 20's.
Doesn't negate the concept of marriage or monogamous relationships. That statement is just rubbish justification for being untrustworthy in a relationship while not tolerating the otehr side of the equation - that women should be allowed to switch to a higher status male if they are able to snag one.
Yes 23 it's really a young age to be married, but we really love each other. It's just that I would like to fuck a 10/10 whore once in a while
>I'd like to try crack cocaine once in a while
Does she suck your dick often? Does she swallow? Does she take facials like a champ?
If she's uptight about these things, yeah you're missing out. Otherwise, if she doesn't, you're not missing out on much sex-wise. Most hookups are boring.
What you are totally missing out on is life experience. I know so many people who instantly leveled up 40 levels when they left their long term relationship. Happened to me too. Hard to explain really, but a man needs incentives to truly grow. You don't get those in a relationship (pre-children that is).
Women should be allowed to what?!
When men do this they get killed, threatened or legally prosecuted
>Having more than 0 kids in his entire life
Enjoy being dumped by your wife and paying gibs to your daughter to get coke and fucked by a basedboy for the rest of your life, each month
Yes she does these things, but it's always the same smell, the same moans.
About life experiences you are right, I also saw a lot of my friends level up a lot after a long therm relationship.
We as humans got the most advanced level of thinking, and yet we use it to trap ourselves in imaginary cages...
Marriage is constructed so that the woman would be able to facilitate this growth without being left with nothing after a while.
Humans are k selected species that form long term relationships to grow and raise children, marriage is a contract to seal this beyond biological requirements
OP's biology is probably telling him to pump and dump whores, whilst maintaing a strong and stable relationship to benefit offspring, because that spreads his genes AND produces stable offspring
Nothing will get done in society if we use our biology as a pleasure mechanism, by hacking it with stimulants that evolution that could never have predicted for
There is no end to the quest, because seeking out such pleasure is a Pandoras box
I unironically rub it all over my face. No meme. Just try it for yourself, it works like a moisturer and loaded with nutrients. Your skin feels smooth and tight 15 mins later. Sometimes i rub it in my hair too, benefits there too
r and k aren't absolute terms. They should be only used relative to some other species. Also they do not exclude each other. A species can be more k and more r than another species.
Most women, especially models, swear by it. If only you can get rid of the stupid stigma, you can reap the benefits too, not to mention the added advantage of not having to clean up
imagine the smell
What a romantic, highly idealistic and unrealistic boomer fantasy.
Yeah. I was always confused as a teenager about lotion because it seemed like everyone NEEDED it otherwise they couldn't fap. People wonder why kikes are persecuted
Same, I never understood that when I was younger
t. own spit works better
I guess playing league of legends in the basement is better than having 50 clones of yourself, huh? better leave the breeding to the niggers right?
fucking moron
I can't tell you how often I've thought about purple pussy over the past 8 years. What have the jews done to me with their seductive semitic horse cartoon?
You can still cheat on her, but you will get ass raped by court.
not that pinkie pussy
Cheating is for faggots
Kek. Unironically just had my dick sucked by my Korean gf at 8am. 4 years ago I was stuck with a fat white landwhale (she started off thin and hot). Wish I had left sooner. Life is 10x better. Last I heard she’s still fat and now marrying some soiboi who has no idea what he’s in for. Genuinely pity men who get married.
>she started off thin and hot
you made her desperate?
Kek
>Act of entering another human for the purpose of making another
>Releases tons of hormones for pair bonding
>Cess pool of diseases from those that sleep around
You are a fucking idiot trying to sound enlightened or above it all just to put by oversimplifying and playing it off like that's the obvious thing to do. That's on par with "bro there's nothing wrong with canabalism it's just meat". Society is fucked up and you clearly fell for it.
Some girls just turn into shit over time regardless of what you 'do' with them
What did he mean by this?
Divorce laws called. They said fuck your dynasty.
I meant: you made her crazy?
>he's a christcuck
oh no no no
I'm with you, me and my wife really want to fuck around a bit. We just don't understand why there is such a stigma around open relationships. also I win, we are 26, got married at 22 and have been together for 10 years
idk man, fucking african goddesses at music festivals is all that makes life worth living
the best lube is cbd infused coconut butter
Are you happy with her? Do you see you getting old with her? You feel she's the one and only?
Serious questions
i've tried crack, very overrated desu. it's like all the bad parts about coke with none of the sexy parts, crackheads are literal brainlets
This is heavenly
>Lick a purple pussy
Which race is this? Oompa loompa pussy?
all of those yes. no one else I want to be with. But both of us want to around a bit. we have only ever fucked each other and her friend. she wants sex with a few other men and I want sex with other women, and maybe men too. Is it bad that we feel this way?
The best lube is male semen
I'm the opposite of you.
I'm married, but I had a ton of sex with random women before marriage.
It doesn't get any better. I still think about banging random broads all the time. I was in the grocery store yesterday and this thot just walked up to me and started making conversation. Now if I were single of course I would have gotten her number and tried to get sex. But I'm not single I'm married.
The point is that don't think you missed out by not banging a bunch of ladies. You would still have the same feelings either way.
And ultimately a wife is better than a lot of thots.
I see married men and women cheat on their spouses all the time.
and as a Filpino chad, I'm gonna tell everyone here on /Biz right now.. Asian women are overrated. good luck stuck with the baggage that is their crazy family.
i fucked enough of them to know.
i'm strictly dating white women only.
> went to Prague
> only banged pros
What’s your secret?
As long as your souls are each other's own I think there's nothing wrong
Bingo. Also in general you can't be a fucking degenerate hedonist if you expect the same from your long-term partner.
Yes wouldn't feel any different, but what about life experiences as a other user was talking? Do these matters?
I think a little, but if you're in love, who you have now and the feeling of being setted for life and having a future with love is just amazing.
I know, I'm happy I met my wife and I don't regret getting married ect. If I was single I would probably be looking for a relationship like the one I have with my wife. We are happy together but we still do like the idea of sex with other people.
finding your best friend and marrying them is far better than banging thots till you're sad old and alone at 35
dont listen to the general honkposters here
im 27 and married, just now i ripped a mean ass fart and immediately texted my wife i did so
she is laughing her ass off cause we have fart contests all the time
the point is OP, I would not trade away a relationship like this for any amount of meaningless pussy
>wanting your wife to be your friend
lel
I feel so bad for cucks that get married young. One of the worst mistakes you can make in life. Fortunately if you get divorced now you probably won't lose much since you're 23 and broke. Get out now or live a life of regret.
We do the same, my wife was my best friend for like 6 years we always loved each other
user this was the perfect reply
You made me reflect, thank you
No it doesn't. My gf and I watch hardcore porn together and do all the same shit they are doing in the vid. Life is good.
have you asked if your allowed to fuck other women though? or at least prostitutes?
bipolar girls are fun until they aren't
All women watch porn. They just aren't as open about it as guys.
I meant when you watch it alone, and you masturbate too many times a day watching it, you'll have a problem when you have to fuck a normal girl
Nope I didn't asked but it's really impossible. Link would really be 1000 eoy if that would be the case
>being this delusional
Do you have any proof for this claim?
this. Repairing myself using nofap+noporn+prostitutes and it takes a while, but progress is being made.
>didn't ask
>is impossible.
i'v tried nothing and im all out of ideas! If you cant even ask her a question why are you with this bitch?
It's hard, keep it up and take care of yourself
>being this socially oblivious
Doing what you prescribe might be as damaging to the relationship as straight out cheating
Woah I really hoped that somebody else responded to that stupid statement.
Thank you
Wow you try to sounding so smart, but are really so retarded. Like most people here. Not burning coal and not fucking up the planet also means trapping yourself in a cage, huh? You don't fuck around like lowly animals BECAUSE you are capable of reason, retard. Fucking around like retards comes before reason. Damn wannabe intelligent cancers srs.
Why tf did you get married at 23 user? Don't you realize that 90% of all relationships started before 30 fail?