For me, physics professor at one of the famous Cali unis, preferably Berkeley. (I'm not American)
What's your dream job?
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I would better work in a lab than be a professor at an Uni. Fuck dealing with stupid lazy students.
They ain't gonna be lazy at Berkeley, but I see where you're coming from
music/movie producer, so I can bang young female singers/actresses without effort
wish I could get paid to read books laying on my deck.
pornstar
gamer
weed reviewer
Janitor/custodian and Disneyland...hear me out, you get to work outside most of the day AND work at the happiest place on earth
delusional
Rich neet playboy
I do this frequently and last year I knocked up an 18 year old whitey from the midwest. She insisted we keep it. I told her to kill it. I told her I would abandon her if she kept it and she'd be on her own. A week later she miscarried. It was Thanksgiving Day.
A modern day explorer/adventurer who goes on expeditions through the jungle, driving a 4x4 or motorcycle or bush plane, in search of cool shit. Basically I’d want to be Indiana Jones
Self made NEET
Art director for some big studio like Blizzard or Riot.
Or maybe a board member for companies like that. Tons of money, creative environment and comfy as fuck subject.
if you want people to worship you for your knowledge of arcana, just join scientology.
Faggot.
Professional shitposter
For me, it's the McChicken sandwich
I would like to be an executioner.
Would have to go back in time and be a Khan raping a pillaging my way through the world.
Underrated.
You never even mentioned the weather factor. Its freaking great weather all year round in orange county or orlando.
Bravo user, bravo
It looks much better from afar. Once you visit Berkeley you won't want to stay. Sorry to break it to you kid.
It's hard to break it to you but even if you work in a lab you have to deal with stupid kids. You have undergrads and fucking grad students and other people trying to fucking get in on your lab and use it for experienc and an internship from helping out there or some shit like that and all they will do is fucking ruin everything for you
Weinstein is that you?
Kneepads
you probably think that you will be that chill teacher that sits on the desk when he talks and the students all lisen completely quiet and the class is filled before you start. No everyone is going to talk shit about you behind your back and you will hear them talk shit and then they are going to act all kindely infront of you .
Pathetic 700 club poster... Go be a nigger somewhere else.
This would be very nice indeed