Is having female roommates a good investment?

If you want to hear her get railed by chad brad and thad throughout the week sure. Also if you love hair clogging the drain and bloody tampons etc

>he thinks his life will be like his webm

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>allowing their random tinder dates into your home
>willingly being around female drama while trying to relax
>not understanding that women can be slobs just as much or worse than men
>trying to coax you into shit with the ole "cute voice"
>hair in the drain
>period blood smell in the trash

Fuck no.

imagine the smell

checked, waiting

fuck no, don't fucking do it bro

>no puking in the bowl
dropped

>>not understanding that women can be slobs just as much or worse than men
definitely worse. At least with men the worst you have to deal with is the occasional pube on the toilet. With women you have to deal with pubes and hair everywhere. Tampons and their stench everywhere. Snail trails everywhere. The list goes on.

>t. grew up with 2 older sisters

When have girls ever been a good investment?

only if you're a chad
they'll do everything for you

There are 2 possible outcomes;
1) you get to fuck her and then she'll bail out of rent and utilities, you are basically a couple living together

2)You'll be the biggest cuck alive. You'll keep masturbating her moaning while some chad is fucking her.

have fun accidentally stepping on soiled tampons.

Yes. They will do dishes when everyone else denies it's theirs

kek

Option 3) is you fuck other girls and turn her into the cuck.

C'mon, we are on Jow Forums. Only a desperate incel would think about having a female roommate.

this. Lived with about 4 different females in this arrangements at separate times. the other problematic people are usually faggy men

kek

most women are huge slobs user
their messes are really really gross
they often have a ton of baggage in every sense of the word

girl next door/2 doors down scenario, maybe
girl living with you, nah bro. too much risk, too much baggage, too much bullshit

only the first one with tits has a decent face

the rest look like mutated fish

>mfw this was probably true
Live with a female for a SHORT period of time just to see how horrible the experience is.

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Under 30 no. Over 30 yes.

>They will do dishes
lel

sauce?

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Lived with one in my early 20s for a few years. The only benefit was having a few chicks with me at bars. Definitely helped my image. All the downsides have been posted

I had two female roommates once, it wasn't so bad. They probably resented me more if anything since I didn't work.

no. yes, there is a chance that you will eventually fuck her, but then you'll have an annoying cunt 24/7 in your house. not a good investment

fuck no. there's nothing more cucked

Ive done it and wanted to kms. never again

The one on the right with the red shirt has the best body type, that is the ideal female body.

Buddy and me moved into an apartment together since we both worked at the same place up the road.
>shared all costs, even went in on food and toiletries (no homo)
>eventually moves his gf in
>uhh... ok as long as she pays
>doesn't pay shit for months
>we still pay half each
>uses my pots and pans to make food for my friend and herself
>doesnt offer me a plate once
>jacks up utilities doing laundry, running computer, tv, etc...
>starts being a cunt like its "their apartment" and I'm just renting a room from them
>say fuckit
>leave the keys and a $100 bill on the table, take my shit and leave
>she throws a fit and coaxes my friend into disassociating from me
>friend I had since 3rd grade doesnt talk to me for like 2 years

Now we're cool. He isnt with the girl anymore. Goes to show how much of a debacle it can be tho.

Lived with this 21yo rather mediocre looking chick back when I was 23. She was somewhat reasonable so I didn't have any recurring complaints, didn't really sleep around (we were both at quite demanding uni) and cooked something simple like once-twice a week.

I figure you can roll high and low, just as with males.

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This.
t. married with children

ik the girl in the pink is asahi mizuno

Women dont like female roomates, why should you? Maybe if youre a uni student and she has hot friends but it's not a good risk/reward ratio if you ask me

>tfw have to plot a Machiavellian scheme to make the retarded roasts living with me don't leave rotting fruit in the common area
Shit's intense

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nope females roommates aren't worth it unless you have your gf living with you

otherwise you get to hear some degenerate banging them and girls get banged daily, but if you have your own gf you can just bang her
>t. lived with 2 girls in college but 1 was my gf now wife

>ywn be a qt female and lez it up with your roommates

Why even fucking bother?

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My gf hated her roommate in college. She kept throwing trash in my gf's trash can like she was going to take it out.
Gf took everything out and threw it all over her desk. Witnessed. Breddy funny.
Old subway wrappers with sauce and shit all over. Cans. Balls of hair and god knows what else.

Girl moved out that week and went to the "emotional support" dorms with all the trannies and spergs. Kek.

Having cash or precious metals in hand is a good investment. It will get you these:
youtube.com/watch?v=nmtw8grnnUM

After this video hits 144,000 views the entire financial landscape will start changing dramatically.

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I have a female roommate. It's whatever. We work very different hours so I rarely even see her.

I had two female roommates in 2 bedroom apartment during college. Fucked both of their best friends and have been dating one of said friends for nearly 5 years now.

As long as they are cool, it’s definitely a good investment. Plus you get to see the occasional tit or something too

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I've done it. She was messy and load and put her feet on everything, so that sucked.

On the other hand, she would walk around in panties sometimes and I caught a few glimpses of her naked because she would sometimes change with her door cracked.

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Women are fucking pigs and they have no problems living in their own filth. They also start shit for no reason when they get bored and if they have friends they will come over and make a lot of noise. There's a reason why people say women are children.

your friend is a cuck

Yup, sinks full of dishes, empty liquor bottles, piles of dirty laundry, nursing hangovers between “going out” and getting their box stuffed by NPC #23 from their local watering hole. That helped me to swallow the black pill on women and made me journey to the top of the mages guild. Today I’m a level 33 wizard with a tidy place and no swamp donkey polluting my living area.

Kek

>chad
>brad
>Thad
Rofl

What’s snail trails

>GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

The vagina secretes lubricant mixed with small amounts of urine and bacteria derived from their dietary choices and PH balance. They inadvertently spread the shit on clothes toilet bowls, bedding, couches, etc.

Pussy slime on furniture when she sits on something without wearing panties.

No u.

I've been living with a female friend for almost 2 years. It's not bad, her bf doesn't come over because he hates that I support Trump lol

Not one of those girls are hot

IDK I had a hot female roommate. We fucked a lot. Even when she had bfs. I would never date a woman with a male roommate.

They don't need to be

>be OP
>hey user do you mind if i borrow your towel hehe?
>s-sure
>next day you take a shower (note; OP doesn't shower, it's just a way to fap in secret)
>OP takes towel out of laundry basket
>huffing fumes from towel female roommate borrowed the previous day
>furiously beating his meat to the thought of femanons pussy juices
>next day
>oh hey user dont worry ill do laundry brad and i had a little "fun" the other night sorry if we woke you
>i had to use your towel because mine were all dirty hehe
>brad is such a naughty boy he just shoots wherever he wants haha

enjoy your new life with a female roommate OP

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This.

This is just inviting women into your life, who don't care about you, and aren't fucking you.

not a bad suggestion

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Orange man bad, electrical box told me so.

>REEEEEEE!!!

Diversity and inclusion!!

Babe, can you help me open this bottle of onions?

>female drama
>trivial babble
>annoying friends
>never does her share of anything
>boy who cried wolf pity excuses for any carelessness
>blood, hair, makeup, dirty clothes, pot residue, chadcum everywhere
>bathroom guaranteed always filthy
>user can you help me with
>user can you help me with
>user can you help me with
>Thanks user can you let Chad in
>all of this is somehow your fault
>all cuz you wanted std infested sloppy 1,000ths
Don't be a fucking retard. Women are evolutionary parasites by nature.
t. Saw Many Girls Places

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Yikes

unironically true tho, dishes always pile up when there's no girls in he house. guys have too much self respect to do what they think is others' dishes. girls will capitulate if it gets too messy.

Haha imagine the smell
Haha

nope. They won't

what a dumb thing to care about. you probably also say alpha/beta and study body language. take turns doing the dishes and stfu. what you think men did when they were gone at war? "no no thats NOT my towel or my glass! oh gosh i dont wanna look beta better nitpick everything like a female"

Partly true. Their motive isn’t based on cleanliness or hygiene though, they step up only to appear presentable and do things they think will get them ahead socially.

The inevitable.

Id rather kmy than living with a female that doesnt suck my dick

Who gives a shit why they won't do it. They won't, unless you're some Chad.

Endless dirty panties to sniff

He's a disloyal bitch and will do it again if he gets a gf. You can never trust him. Not your friend.

In the army there is ALWAYS clear authority that holds you accountable. While living in a regular flat-sharing arrangements there's nothing like that and you have to know how to operate informal hierarchies or you;ll get shat on by roasties.

It worked for me. Used to live with a cute gurl named laura. Chicks are sort of intimidated that you live with a cute girl. Got lots of girls because of this. Only fucked laura when we were rolling.

Oh to be young again.

i didnt talk about roasties. he said girls will do others dishes while men wont do others dishes. my friends and i had assigned chores. one would do dishes while another cleaned floors, and another in charge of trash/recycle/cleaning bathroom. when we first picked chores, whoever made the most mess of something was assigned to that chore. we were punctual and our authority was morals. yes your strat is needed with woman who're incapable of honor

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if you very want to know dark side of women before getting involved into marriage / serious relationships then sure, go on, after half a year you will know so much more. but prepare a plan when you will be fed up

Men normally have disgusting kitchens. Women usually have disgusting bathrooms.

Absolutely not unless it's a gf or, at the very least, a fuck buddy.

wtf are you on about man im just giving my personal observations. have you never done a house share?

Your "friend" is a piece of shit and a cuck.

>Thinking his own arrangements are universal arrangements in all similar situations
You're autistic, I understand now.

My first year in college our sink was shit. Second year I had new roommates, and we did talked about the ground rules. If anyone were to break them, we would simply call each other, tell the person to clean it.

Turns out confronting with people works out.

this chad seems pretty based fucking all these stacies tbf

option Jow Forums) you hide cameras all over the house and sell her pee tapes to some guy in india for bitcoin