/smg/ - Stock Market General

/smg/ - Stock Market General
Dean Foods, Emperor of the Dairy Brands Edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

old

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Other urls found in this thread:

tradingview.com/markets/currencies/economic-calendar/
marketwatch.com/tools/calendars/economic
investing.com/economic-calendar/
news.morningstar.com/BriefNet/MarketCalendar.aspx?page=EconomicCalendar
tradingeconomics.com/calendar
youtube.com/watch?v=I90Q2bChBX8&ab_channel=DrewOttaway
ataxfund.com
twitter.com/nntaleb/status/1125066104127225856
cnbc.com/2019/05/05/trump-says-tariffs-on-200-billion-of-chinese-goods-will-increase-to-25percent-on-friday.html
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1125069835044573186
scmp.com/comment/insight-opinion/article/3004246/china-can-shake-flurry-bad-economic-news-soon-it-shakes
ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street
ig.com/uk/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

What site?

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Daily reminder dividends are not your friend

My first week getting into divvied my drocks have gone up 2% and i have an army of divvies on the way. Fuck off shlomi we getting rich here and you csnt stop us

>Margin debt correlates well with stock crashes
>We are at an all time high margin debt
Yeah, I'm think bear looks pretty attractive right now.

>My one week results are good
Holy shit, and I just won two coin tosses in a row! I'm gonna be rich if I just keep betting heads!

It's not
tradingview.com/markets/currencies/economic-calendar/
marketwatch.com/tools/calendars/economic
investing.com/economic-calendar/
news.morningstar.com/BriefNet/MarketCalendar.aspx?page=EconomicCalendar
but those all should show roughly the same information

It's some other investing website (Schwab, Vanguard, ...)

Thanks for the links. I'm sure they'll do just fine.

Keep crying over your losses i only make money

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im user from last thread, sorry for not telling you. screenshot from the economic calendar
tradingeconomics.com/calendar
i was just joking with ya, i know the trade talks are on wednesday and 67 hours was funny

Thanks!

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>tradingeconomics.com/calendar
this used to be in the OP desu, maybe next thread maker can put it back in again? thanks :^)

is now a good time to buy AT&T?

It’s always a good time

He should trash it more.

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honestly churning out any kind of cowgirl images is super draining

I gotta do it though, I found my mission

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Is that smiley just a jew face? I’ve seen it used a lot here and i dont quite understand its meaning

im going to put 30k in this portfolio on monday
what do you think anons

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BTI
GSK
RIO
MPLX
IRM

this is some good OC, feels a bit weird knowing where it comes from...
youtube.com/watch?v=I90Q2bChBX8&ab_channel=DrewOttaway

> At the age of 29, William Stanley Jevons (1835-1882) published his seminal work The Coal Question (1865), which greatly influenced the field of environmental economics. In this book, Jevons noted that improvements in fuel or energy efficiency tend to increase rather than decrease usage. Jevons wrote, "It is a confusion of ideas to suppose that the economical use of fuel is equivalent to diminished consumption. The very contrary is the truth."

> The Jevons Paradox has led to what David Owen, a long-time environmental reporter at The New Yorker, calls the “efficiency dilemma.” More efficient goods are those that are cheaper, larger, and use less electricity, all of which are net positives. However, this can lead to increased consumption that often cancels out the benefit of the initial energy savings or efficiency.

Why, yes, I am terribly bored.

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I just opened my first thinkorswim account

Bought a fuck ton of Nintendo stock Friday night since they have an earnings call Monday. Am I fucked, biz?

W-where does it come from user?

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Troll emoji, was a big meme for a while.
*sips*

Coal:a human history
Is a bretty decent book.

Coalgirls was an absolutely based anime fan subbing group that retired for mental health reasons. I wish him the best, but damn do I miss his 1080p dual-audio torrents with official subs and fan sub tracks.

Has anyone invested in ATAX, or maybe anything similar?

ataxfund.com

I'm trying to understand if it'd be smarter after getting allocated in index funds to then add this into either a taxable or non taxable account.

I'm also waiting to buy this when it dips as it seems like the yield can get up to 9/10%

kek (the world war III will wipe the debt, in 2030s)

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>shota

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Everything seem so overheated and overvalued - but i thought that in 2016 too... Don't want to miss out on muh gainz. what do?

Taleb has gotten very anti-semitic recently.
twitter.com/nntaleb/status/1125066104127225856

Steve isn't gonna let this economy crash until after election.

The market slumped a month before the 2018 midterms - the same liberal elite shadow marketmakers will attempt it again to defeat trump in 2020. Going 90% BTC by May 2020.

Here's your chart of the week. As of Friday's close, the Russell has finally broken out above 1600. Unless it's a false breakout, it's a confirmation of the bull move of the other major indices.

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Thanks Obama!

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is robinhood good to use for a low amount of stocks? like a few thousand $ worth?

thats kinda its only use

> Tariffs on 200bn. Chinese goods to increase to 25% on Friday

cnbc.com/2019/05/05/trump-says-tariffs-on-200-billion-of-chinese-goods-will-increase-to-25percent-on-friday.html

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1125069835044573186

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Oh shit

If you have at least 25k you can day trafe there. Pretty good for user friendly day trading. Without 25k you gotta stay under 4 trades a day

Putting the screws on Chang. Wonder what he will do.

How do i read this thing?

China will just react by slapping more tariffs on the US

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You click the links.

So trade defecit has grown to negative what? Whats the scale?

i am going to put 10k into the market on Tuesday. thinking about a spread of:

5k IVV
2k SLYG
1k MDYG
2k VUG

help

So it will come down to how much americans need chinese crap vs china needing american “high tech” crap?
What is American High Tech?

alright first, nice quads

alright second, it's just a story about a manlet who is sad that he's so short, so he learns about drinking milk (specifically, the extraordinary Dairy Pure brand) to get taller. Nothing wrong with that

b&r, fuck the chinks

*under 4 day trades per rolling 5-day period, I believe
as many one-directional trades as you want

I think America relies more on China than China relies on America.

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It's bit more complex than that involving how the budget and trade work for both countries, monetary policies, and international capital markets.

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Absolute state of Chicago School of Economics and Keynesians. How will they explain this?

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wrong

factories will and have already started moving out of china to not pay tariffs

where the fuck is china going to get another america-sized market to sell shit to? Hint: there isn't one

Who cares? China imports like a tenth of what the U.S. does (that's why we have a 300 billion deficit with them) and already puts huge tariffs on what U.S. goods it does import. What we're doing now is the most effective-and only response-as painful as it might be in the short term for us, the chinks are absolutely seething.

Kind of a tangent, but it makes me laugh how people somehow understand that tariffs make things cost more money but don't apply the same logic to domestic taxes or forced wage increases.

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How many of the factories-moved-out-of-China moved out of East Asia though. Chinese supply chain structure is what is the target I believe, and that covers fair bit of East Asia. I haven't found this information myself when I tried to look for it.

The reciprocal of
> "where [expletive] is china going to get another america-sized market to sell shit to? Hint: there isn't one"
is where is America going to get another dumping ground for its debt? (Hint is the same)

This situation is very funny because of the interwoven economies!

Are you an Austrian?

yeah who on earth would buy treasuries besides americans, germans, japanese, brazil, switzerland, hong kong, saudi arabia, india and taiwan?

>the chinks are absolutely seething.
That's not a good thing though. The reigns of the world are slowly being handed to China. The US is beginning to decline.

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So they'll help America out and cover Chang's spending on UST in this hypothetical? That's a lot of buying they're going to do to cover it, no?

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Cows of Dow

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>the US is beginning to decline

China is in free-fall because of Trump's policies, their only way out is to make a deal that will be much better for the U.S. and a little worse than what they're used to

scmp.com/comment/insight-opinion/article/3004246/china-can-shake-flurry-bad-economic-news-soon-it-shakes

The people replying to Trumps tweets truly are the lowest of the low.

That's in the short term though. In the long term they will surpass the states. The next president will likely revoke all trump era tariffs anyways.

secret cow transformation device
very spooky, there could be cows in disguise all around (!)

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DDDDRRRRRUUUUMMMPPPFFFF

Sounds like no trade deal.

Trade deal by Friday, Kudlow on CNBC soon.

this is a blatant lie retard. china exports way more than america exports. In trade wars the exporter gets hurt harder since they lack their own domestic market

Are they Alta Dena?
I want a hucow gf to gimme da milk.

Gotta love how Kudlow gets trotted out whenever the market needs to know everything’s OK. Wonder if monday will be a buyable dip that reverses EOD

why is it reversed?

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first the middle east now venezuala if we cant figure an actual alternative to coal it will mean war.

Kudlow isn't even the red alert, it's when they bring out Steve with 'made some liquidity calls everything is okay' that is the shit hit the fan possibility.

> alternative to coal
The alternative exists.

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Mnchan is the badcop I thought. Kudlow is the “please don’t sell your stonks everything is daijoubu” guy.

>all that concrete and construction
Very energy and water intensive, creates a lot of CO2 as well.

Reminder that we have never successfully decommissioned a nuclear power plant.

No, the new narrative will be about how China's economy is on the verge of collapse and that they need us more than we need them.
"We have them right where we want them" or something of that nature.

no one is going to give venezuela the secrets to nuclear power

Everything is energy and water intensive, from building wind turbines to building hydroelectric dams. All modern structures are made with massive amounts of concrete, whether it to be to create stable footings or otherwise.
Nuclear power plants aren't even that big relative to ONE skyscraper.

We have never decommissioned a nuclear power plant because we want to upgrade them in place, but hippie retards don't want that to happen so they crumble in place instead like Fukushima did.

Trade deal dead. I'm going to be rich tomorrow. I went all in TVIX.

Wonder what the effects gonna be if Chink numbers on Wednesday are shit

Does anyone have any resources on the historical price trends of IPOs? I found an overview but it was a news notification so I can't find it again. Considering buying a few shares of Beyond Meat and/or Pinterest

DOW crashing ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

Trump forcing the stocks down so J-Po is forced to cut rate, brilliant.

the economy and its underlying instruments as we understand and measure them have fundamentally changed

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Wonder if the shorts still have to cover their vix positions, maybe tvix is worth buying Monday morning.

Then again, if they trot out Kudlow they could get a referral.

True, until you went off the rails with the Fukushima thing. I don’t think hippies are to blame for that, but cost cutting may have been a big factor. No one spend if they don’t have to, energy seems to be particularly fucked up when I think about the California wildfires started by crumbling power lines, the deepwater horizon incident, the fracking fluid that leaks out, the fires at refineries and drilling platforms, and the tanker spills.

They should probably be more regulated, even if that does slow down stock market growth and means raising gas prices.

I need a 30% crash to buy cheapies please

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actually no idea, it's one of the versions on nh

yes, Alta Dena and about two dozen other dairy brands (see the OP pic)

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"This time it's different"

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next wave of the charging golden bull run starts tomorrow

I need a massive crash so VIX goes to 90. After it peaks you can ride VIX ETN decay down with puts and retire early

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Ratsu I need the golden bull to take a 30% nap before the REAL and ETERNAL bullrun starts

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u mean December?

Trade deal is dead. This was the only thing saving the market and driving the rally since Christmas. I expect SPY to hit 200 sometime later this year. I'm going 100% cash on Monday. I knew the trade deal was dead with how long it was postponed. Trump just put the nail in the coffin. There will NEVER be a trade deal with China. Position your portfolios correctly to account for this. You should be heavy in fixed income right now.

Not big enough

corrections removed in the latest patch

Dont worry, you can still load up on Kroger before it gaps up

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No more beartrap pullback?

>I’m so glad to bring Alita to her hometown, Japan.
Holy shit I hate this actress.

DJI already down -0.75%. Tomorrow will be a historic crash. I warned you guys that the trade deal was smoke and mirrors.

ig.com/uk/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

>Mfw KR dividend growth goes parabolic for eternity

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> Tomorrow will be a historic crash
thems the fighting words i hope it delivers

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King Cotton 2.0