HOLY FUCK THIS MONDAY IS GOING TO BE BRUTAL

HOLY FUCK THIS MONDAY IS GOING TO BE BRUTAL

cnbc.com/2019/05/05/traders-brace-for-sharp-sell-off-on-trumps-tariff-threat.html

THE STOCK MARKET IS GONNA BRING BTC DOWN WITH IT. IM LOOKING TO CLOSE MY LONG ON THE NEXT BOUNCE FUCK THIS SHIT IS GOING TO TANK SO HARD.

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Ni hau, Chinese bear, so brown not white.
We must cheer with a good cocktail to this.

Long life short

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This is bullish you fucktard, the bounce will be glorious. Glory be to god, trump, and america.

how the fuck is this bullish lmfao???

I'm setting my puts right now! And I dont even know what a put is!

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100% chance of making it.

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China will bend that fucking knew and beg forgiveness from Trump

>this is what migatards believe

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I sincerely hope with what is about to happen with fiat currency/world markets you all have at least a few Bitcoins. You truly have no idea what type of debasement is about to take place. They've been sweeping this under the rug for a decade.

Get your Bitcoins off exchanges, time is nearly up. The transfer is going to be glorious.

how much btc to make it?

>There's paid shills posting their (((Soros))) approved meme

Geez. You guys give yourselves

what's going to happen to my cheap chink shit I order off AliExpress

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Can someone explain this to a brainlet like me? I don't follow that boomer stock market but if there's a dump I'm interested.

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>t. delusional Trump cock sucker

>load ze china FUD

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>btc
King shitcoin cannot facilitate trade.

Get a load of this liberal homosexual, trump 2020 bitch.

Why would it bring crypto down? Crypto thrives when traditional markets crash.

Because china will continue to respect the taxes or they will suffer. Its check m8.

No it doesnt lmfao. do you remember the last time the stock market was at ATH's and started to tank hard? Oh yeah it was at the top of bitcoins bull run you fucking retard

lol check previous dumps, dont have to look far either, it's only been less than 5 months.

Bitcoin dumped in early janaury 2018. The stock market dumped in late january. If anything, the stock market follows crypto, not the other way around.

You are deluded beyond belief.

Some people expect a decoupling from the boomer market, but it has yet to show itself. Considering we have been in a upwards trend since late december, that's almost 5 months of green candles.

Boomer money hasn't even begin to enter crypto. Right now it's zoomers, millennials, and a few gen xers buying. Boomers will be the last ones to get in.

I went all in on UVXY on Friday. I just can't fucking believe my luck.

Same bro, I’m a poorfag but I doubled down on my single SPY $291 put for 5/8. I’m hoping for excellent gains tomorrow while the boomers panic sell their 401ks and pensions kek.

This thread deserves a sticky Jow Forums has hope after all. Follow ticker:blcn crypto will crash with it. Biggest gain in USD/CNY in years. Short baba im gonna tomorrow

We're gonna make it, the ponzi's up

I know alot of boomer money in crypto. One of my buddies hedge funds trades gbtc all the time

xrp flippening

>gbtc
>1.28 billion market cap
>3 million average daily volume
Like I said, boomer money hasn't even begun to enter crypto

gonna be less cheap

Stock markets don't brace for sell-offs, that's completely retarded.

>Hurr dur, I'll wait till everyone else starts selling to sell.

No, they sell at the peak, as anyone with an IQ would do. Anyone who listens to cnbc is not going to make it.

are you clinically retarded? this has to be bait. here's your (you)

>25% tariff increase
>"bullish"

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If you always do opposite of what cnbc shill you make money 90% of the time

How will this news affects Canadians?

HERE WE GO AGAIN

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