/smg/ - Stock Market General

Ooga ooga tiki edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

previously on smg

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Other urls found in this thread:

forexlive.com/technical-analysis/!/usdjpy-inches-higher-on-report-that-china-has-not-cancelled-its-trip-to-the-us-20190506
ir.newresi.com/Cache/1500119877.PDF?O=PDF&T=&Y=&D=&FID=1500119877&iid=4347089
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-05/trump-says-10-china-tariffs-will-rise-to-25-on-friday
reuters.com/article/usa-china-trade-idUSB9N219026
investing.com/economic-calendar/chinese-trade-balance-466
investing.com/economic-calendar/trade-balance-286
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

shanghai composite down 6% now. yeet

forexlive.com/technical-analysis/!/usdjpy-inches-higher-on-report-that-china-has-not-cancelled-its-trip-to-the-us-20190506

The Chinese are coming to negotiate Wed still. Doomsday averted/delayed. Probably still red though.

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>SOON

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thank you wall street and shanghai mafia

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>One man's tweet ( a string of 180 or so characters, sometimes with an image) can cause a 6% haircut of the worlds (second) largest economy within a few hours

>and the chinese cannot do a thing to stop him

what a strange, exciting time to be alive

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Thank you trump for the cheapies!

What’re you buying?

I don't know! I'm almost 25% in cash right now. Looking at MMM, more DIS, CVS, and some water utilities.

Chinese markets literally crashing right now

> mutt and azn markets
> forex

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Which American stocks do you guys think will do well in this upcoming trade fiasco?

I have endless respect for this man to keep on being himself when so many others cave to the mob.

Watching him wreak havoc has been a pleasure, even if its infuriating at a few points.

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Why would you buy CVS? Maybe you know something I don't but I think they're pretty shitty from a practical standpoint. Everything's overpriced, they don't sell tobacco, and more and more scripts are going mail delivery.

>almost 25% in cash
>already holds DIS
why the hell would you be happy about this?
where's your other 75%?

I considered it, until I saw the ceo interviewed by Cramer.

He was trying to make the guy look good but the guy couldn’t get through a sentence without saying “you know” twice, and I have no confidence in him.

$YANG

imagine freaking out

China market is just down a little bit, you guys are lunatics to care much

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>6% in one session
>a little bit

found the retard

Maybe QSR too. Eyeing BABA depending on how far it drops. AAPL too.
I don't think the trade fiasco will last farther than 2020. I think Trump is trying to get the deal before elections and if Trump loses the tariffs will probably evaporate. Either way, I'm looking at media and restaurants primarily.
They're closing more stores and they appear to be a value buy or a value trap. Apparently their Aetna purchase wasn't as bad, but it appears they have overpaid for it.

well see

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Ohohoho wow
Turn on CNBC world guys, check out that wall of red.

Coca-Cola

Buy and hold LCI. This earnings doesnt matter. Next earnings does. Buy and hold.

SMG what is your opinion and rating of "vixenmoon" (use any free porn video site. Is gaping goth pussy a yay or nay?

>Bloodplay
>Prolapsed asshole
>Charging $40 to watch the prolapsing occur

FUCKING SHORTED

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She only has a few years of active play before the colostomy bag happens, gotta charge what she can

Nigga what I saw looked so fucking bad, the shit she's charging is going towards the medical bills it took to salvage it. In the age of mass communication that kind of extreme fetish shit is getting less and less economically viable, because it only takes one sick fuck to pay the $40 and re-up it for free. There's a reason most holes are just going to twitch and instagram and charging fun bux for tit pics, and that's because it's no risk, high reward. Even if they're bad with money, when they're looks go to shit they can just list "former model" on their resume. You can't do that when your fucking prolapsed ass is easily findable on the internet!

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I think it's beyond the $$ at this point.

Oh damn, I've been on and off following her story for over a year now. I'm endlessly fascinated/appalled by these chicks who get into extreme, body mutilating porn and where they end up (Proxy Paige, the Queensnake women, etc). She's particularly interesting since she's clearly an amateur, she's like 20 right? I heard she stopped shooting videos because someone stalked her, but that might just be a rumor. Also she has lyme disease or something? In any case, I'm VERY interested in seeing where she's at in life when she turns 30.

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OH NO OH NO OH NO NO NO

What is this week's occult reading?

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DRUMPF YOU ASSHOLE

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DOOM

FUCK DRUMPFH

Every call is going to zero tomorrow at open

I don't do readings for other people, you're thinking of the other thread occultist. He uses the Wild Unknown tarot deck, I use Thoth. Also I'm pretty strongly of the opinion that using tarot for divination is bad form, that's simply not what its for. You wouldn't try and fix your car's engine with the map in your glove compartment would you?

What is the tarot card based on? Historically

What pantheon/religion etc?

What are you guys buying tomorrow? I think I'm settled on AAPL and some more DIS. Going to play it safe. Maybe buy some more AAPL as we continue to fall.

That vulva is enormous, that can't just be from webcam shit, right? She was born with a huge vulva, and then gave birth to triplets?

This is definitely more than for the money. This isn't because market forces demanded it, it's her monetizing her own self-destructive paraphilia.

But maybe she has colon cancer or something, and has to get a colonostomy bag anyway? I remember a webcam ho who got posted a lot on reddit that I think had her anus stitched closed after surgery or something? Or maybe it was her vagina?

You've been following her story? There's a saga?

Proxy was kind of cute, but maybe it's the crazy that made me think so.

37 isn't great. I wonder if Taylor Rain is still selling Real Estate...

(dubs!)
See:
(woo!)
I’m still kicking myself for not selling more last week, what makes you so positive with only 25% in cash?

I'll be selling my MINT tomorrow, but I'm not too fearful of any of these bad boys being effected by anything China related too much. I also don't see this whole China debacle as long term. It's basically just easy cheapies I should have been more aggressive in December.

UPS and Kroger aare on my mind
I feel the raw energy coming from these. and manfiest to a pump.

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Any deep dip in LCI or GALT.

I've been known to do things that may or may not make sense and may also be of bad form.

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I'm not buying anything lmoa. We'll see how indexes react but at this prices buying stock is fucking dumb.

the lineage of tarot in the west is extremely complicated and full of misinformation and (appropriately) myth. I'll give you the cliffnotes of information as best I know. The story goes like this, at some unidentifiable time in antiquity, most likely in Egypt, the 22 cards of the major arcana where created by the ruling class. The cycle of imagery and symbolism is derived from a complicated mix of hermetic philosophy, greco-Egyptian mythology, hebrew numerology (this may have been added in later), and gnostic/manichean/early christian thought. It's no coincidence that the cards correspond perfectly with the numbers/letters of the hebrew alphabet and the paths of the kabbalic tree of life. At some point, likely around 500 AD, Europeans, particularly the nobility adopted the mystic ontology explained by the cards, and commissioning decks for wealthy patrons became popular. At the same time, probably in France or Italy lower class soldiers had begun playing Tarocchi, a playing card game with four suits they picked up from fighting/living in Asia minor. The four suits conveniently correspond perfectly with the European grail cycle (unironically read Evola for more info), and they got incorporated into the deck as the minor arcana, furthering the allegorical ontology of the cards. The oldest complete tarot deck is the Sola Busca, and that's a wild ride to read about. The tarot became really popular during the Renaissance, and had a massive upswing in popularity again during the early 1900s when the Ryder-White deck was adapted for modern audiences. I fuggin hate the Ryder-White, the Thoth deck I use was adapted a few years later by Mr. Crowley and incorporates a much more complete numerology, color scale, astrological basis, and even elements of Buddhist thought and the I-Ching.

>NRZ
>11.9% yield
WHAT
I’ve gotta get some reits, thats mad.

Looks fairly diversified but not very large positions as far as I can tell. 2 shares of KHC isn’t breaking the bank.

Her pussy is def like that as a result of extreme stretching, I used to follow her tumblr. There was a small community of mentally ill women who all fetishize stretching their holes out to an absurd degree, look up MaxineGreen, they're friends. Hilariously she made multiple posts about how she wasn't a size queen for dude's dicks lel, I think she posted that her bf had a five incher and that was her favorite

It's MSR's fairly risky, as long as credit markets are fine it should be fine. Check out their investor slides:
ir.newresi.com/Cache/1500119877.PDF?O=PDF&T=&Y=&D=&FID=1500119877&iid=4347089
One of the reasons why I bought them is they have some of the easiest to read investor relations stuff. I'm basically a DOWboy, I need some more tech.

If anyone is making trades this week, the big catalyst is not the tariffs, but if the Chinese delegation does not go to talks this Wednesday. If that happens, we will see the real deep red.

This. US equities are too expensive. Only brainlets will buy this obvious bull trap.

>post obscure weird porn girl on smg on sunday night
>people know here, followed her tumblr, and know her friends

CHINA CAVED!
CHINA CAVED
>CHINA CAVED
CHINA CAVED
>CHINA CAVED

Source?

lads. Buy TQQQ

part and parcel of being a trader, you need to be able to rapidly parse obscure information while simultaneously being a dopamine-fried degenerate hedonist
also short NATGAS (only for 1-2 days)

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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-05/trump-says-10-china-tariffs-will-rise-to-25-on-friday

Saw it on Bloomberg TV

>CHina will attend meetings wednesdays

I hoped they would let this go for a bit so i can buy the dip on TQQQ

source
reuters.com/article/usa-china-trade-idUSB9N219026

BEIJING, May 6 (Reuters) - China’s foreign ministry said on Monday a Chinese delegation is preparing to go to United States for trade talks, after U.S. President Donald Trump said he would raise tariffs on $200 billion worth of Chinese goods this week and target hundreds of billions more soon.

aaaaaaaaand we are back!

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FAKE NEWS!

It doesn't reverse the tariffs. just means the threat of china not showing up is gone.

So monday the Plunge Protection squad is going to buy everyone shits?

From the Reuter’s story, just looks like a delegation is preparing for a trip. Liu He is not confirmed yet so I would hold off before celebrating but it is definitely good news. I’m still only going to sleep for 5 hours because I want to catch premarket action. Night all.

All it means, to me, is that the pressure on China to follow through with US demands is on. Had they backed out we could be stuck in this longer, thought the possibility we lose progress on a deal is still on the table. Isn't this fun guys!?!?

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It unironically really is. Imagine being some chinese state economist and watching that 5% drop when the tweet went out lmao

The ego rush trump felt when the entire world stops spinning for a second on his tweet. Every billionaire and CEO in the world reacting

This is no joke. Japan trusted us to take care of the global markets while they were away on vacation, and we blew it! Their once-per-lifetime succession, and we couldn’t even get that right.

next time i hope they trust us with their women

Does dt have stocks? Everytime the market is going up he is crashing it out of nowhere. Maybe his blind trust isn't so blind.

no doubt he gets off on that. Just tweeting that the oil price is to high and it drops immediately must be one hell of a power rush

imagine being Obama/Democrat Party and being too fucking dumb to do the same under Obamas presidency.

I just got off the phone with Japan.
They said anime is cancelled, no more JAV, and sushi is off the menu.

They said kiss and make up with Xi or next they’ll get rid of schoolgirl outfits, all jap women with curves, and all Sony and Nintendo games.

at least China doesn't hide its PPTs

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I'll do it if they finally start making JAV porn with white guys in it

Japs are Whiter than most whites, they fought with Nazis after all. White is a state of mind.

The trade war should have been done earlier, in fact every day earlier would have been better. It's been decades late.

NOOOOOO DON'T DO IT PLEEEEAAASE!!! GRUMPFT THIS IS YOUR DOING!! FUCK YOU SKRUMPFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I almost agree but i can't jack off to some jap girl getting raw dogged by a black because he has a 3.00 GPA and has never committed a crime in his life.

So let me get this. After Chinese reportedly not following through with demands, after months of TradeTalksGoingWell™ and tariffs applied while Chinese not even move a finger on main issue of intellectual property. They don't care about products. They care about right to steal. After all this chinkies coming to US is a seal on the deal? Lol.

Does the US/fed obfuscate their buys somehow? Dark pools? Just staggering it so it looks kind of organic?
As long as we get to keep those little make your own candy kits I'm fine with the chaos continuing indefinitely

if the Chinese trade practices are so unfair why dont the Americans just keep out?

> Just staggering it so it looks kind of organic?
Place the Mnuchin liquidty call on the chart and tell me its organic lel

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It's a show of good faith at the very least. It shows they still want to talk about or work towards a deal. They could have backed out.
Not feasible in the slightest.

"No trade deal with China folks, they played unfair" would work well for Trumpy. Nigga is willing to rewrite NAFTA with minor adjustments just to out his name on it.

It's complicated. The method of using IP transfer or IP theft is very different than tariffs or simple economic measures. It creates an asymmetric effect that was hard for economics (morons) to properly price in. SInce they are all globalists by indoctrination or to even get an esteemed position.

I mean on a very small time scale lol. Obviously this v bottom sticks out like a sucking chest wound on the entire chart kekkies

>It's a show of good faith at the very least.
that is true
>It shows they still want to talk about or work towards a deal.
Of course they do, they are stealing US IP, they have factories, they print currency into oblivion to "fix" economy (or more like give economy a fix). They don't mind talking, they do mind agreeing on major stuff

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This, it would be stupid to agree on a trade deal that isn't equality/fair trade between the two countries. They should only agree to a deal that fixes everything. Otherwise no point in not just going tariffs.

You can't be weak on this.

I believe the tariffs are hurting China far more than they let on. Hopefully we get something positive by Friday.

FUCK DRUMPF!!!

You can see the hurt Wedesneday when Chinese Import/Export numbers come?

they're letting on that they're in agony lol. That does make sense though, I'm sure they fudge numbers and do all sorts of strange stuff to save face, them doing any worse is really worrisome

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Why is the market dumping?

drumpf tweets and Chinar tariffs

China was treated much worse by British Empire in their trade war, this is relatively tame.

Mango Mussolini.

investing.com/economic-calendar/chinese-trade-balance-466
investing.com/economic-calendar/trade-balance-286

That's what I'm thinking, if they're showing weakness with their fudged numbers, I wonder how much pain this is causing in reality? Given all their efforts to stimulate the economy and the lower of bank reserves (They lowered them again today), I think they're in far more trouble than we are all aware of. With or without the tariffs something is wrong with China.