/smg/ - Stock Market General

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

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VIX MOONING

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AAAAAAAHHHH
I FORGOT TO BUY THE DIP

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FUN FACT:

The stock market index charts directly correlate to the hardness and density of my pee pee on any given day.

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First for BTFD

>s&p futures -50 last night
>everything I own is down 2 or 3 dollars at most

so it’s just a meme huh. I transferred cash to buy a dip but there’s nothing to buy

Now that wasn't so bad... don't you think
SPY above 291
AMZN back to 1950+
SPX 2920+

Algos on full blast trying to close the gap. About to overheat.

Remember to buy SPY puts at 12 PM EDT.

the Dean machine

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Shlomo Goldstein is the new Gommie Faggot

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The federal reserv-ation of your wealth :D

I saw a couple of guys in seeking alpha comments mention this seems more like the conditions following trumps win than christmas eve 2018. Hope you fidgety doomsday boiz can learn from this and stop panicking over everything.

Stocktwits is the enemy of clarity, btw. Don't ever read that shit. We should take it out of our OPs.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Unless you're retiring in the next 2-5 years, you should welcome a nice, healthy correction in the market. However you shouldn't sell and wait for it, the curve inversion only lasted 2-3 days, which is unusual and strong profits and low unemployment are signs of strengths. There needs to be more of a catalyst than a "trade war" that has relatively low affects on the overall economy. Even the student loan bubble popping would have minimal effects because the government backs all student loans. if someone could point me to data that shows we're in a massive bubble I'd love to read it, but even the high valuations for companies are justified due to their actual earnings, which is a farcry from the bloated P/Es of the nasdaq bubble.

Although I've started putting more cash aside, I am still dollar cost averaging into this market into companies I believe are undervalued and are defensive companies that fare better in recessions while also increasing their dividend. history tells me this will pay off well

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Daily reminder that Cresco Labs ($CRLBF) will rule the marijuana industry

Injustice?

Tesla ready for launch
270 coming soon

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Maybe. My puts are ready to order at 270.

LCI opened down 3%, now up 4%

Another dip I missed. Guess I gotta pray they miss on earnings.

If a stock is up today(except MCD), the company is a scam.

>tfw only one share of MCD
I cri

Why?

>Increasingly nervous dividends fren

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>he shorted the bottom

LCI too?

TSLA is scam?! D:

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McDonald’s is quite literally recession proof. Also they’ve really improved the quality of their products over the past couple years. Mind you, one still needs to eat their food within the first 5 mins otherwise the food quality starts to decrease exponentially.

Especially LCI. Stock is being operated. Management crawled in bed with some shady dudes to fight the shorts

Yes, they are dead last in self driving and advertising a 1million unit robotaxi fleet by the end of next year.

im ALL IN $chk for wednesday's earnings but more importantly rising oil

pretty risky but thats how i roll

>No gains
>No cheapies
I fucking hate this market.

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CHK is trash, i’ve been holding for months waiting to let go

hedge on the top and go enjoy cherry blossom sushi&beer picnic

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nervous? not really, i can't do much about a crash other than have extra cash on the side to inject into a down market. most my companies are dividend aristocrats, kings, contenders or have a very low payout ratio that almost certainly ensures I could live a year off my dividends alone. however I'd rather just allow them to reinvest for continual DCAing into the market

Give me an earnings coming up today after hours i want to gambld

KLAC

Hedge how?

Also I don’t live in flipping Japan so now blossoms and sushi. And no qts to pic with. And you never know when we get another headline or tweet.

DSL gives no fucks.

LCI not even jok-e

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Whats the best longterm save divy stock? Any divs above 5%?

If you haven't yet, right now is a good time to buy your AMZN. Baldy is waiting for you in his space-capable package delivery vehicle.

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Whats lci and why is it 6% today? Earnings after close but why the fuck are the options iv over 170% its goina take me a 30% gain to breakeven

msft

Just buy SDYL

JNJ and PG are probably the two safest. Once you get above 4% divvy the safety seems to fade a bit. however you can get 5% yield on cost easily if you just hold it for a few years. hold some for multiple decades and your yield on cost could be 50+%

GT rapidly increasing
PAG increases every quarter,
these are dividiamonds

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T

Hold LCI through earnings. This will be huge.

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Meh. That's all ya got, bears? This is snibby tier selloff.

Ford is 7% dividend, but supposedly their dividend is "at risk" (fud?); wait for trade war news friday, if a deal goes through american auto manufacturers like Ford might make some inroad into China-and the eastern hemisphere in general

WHAT THE FUCK IS LCI DO I BUY CALLS THE STOCK IS UP 9% AND ITS EARNINGS ARENT TILL AFTER HOURS THE OPTIONS ARE SO PRICY ARE U SMUG FUCKS SELLING CALLS AT A PREMIUM AND SHILLING IT OR DOES THE STOCK STAND A CHANCE?

>Implying Chinese want to buy overpriced American cars

>log in to Schwab expecting to be JUST'd up the ass
>only down 0.66%
Nice try, bobo

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>your order has been filled

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They sell generic drugs. They are a company that was severely overshorted and is recovering. You can see the huge drop back in August last year.

But they've turned it around and the float is literally 80% short. Its gonna blow up. Its gonna moon, my dude man.

Bet against volatility and sell puts and calls simultaneously, duh.

Don’t buy in now it’s too late below 7.50 is prime time for hopping onto the hype train anything else and you’ll get stuck bagholding

LCI is a meme

How do we know its going to blow up ? How is not valiant? What happens if they miss earnings stockd dont just recover because its shorted

Tfw my ODP calls will shoot to the moon tomorrow on the earnings report

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SoyB living up to its name

The Chinese see Buick as a prestigious car brand because their emperor from a long time ago had one.

Tetra Biopharma, tbhfam. Bioshit AND weed in the same stock.

On March 23, 2016, the Securities and Exchange Commission charged Guy Gentile, a resident of Putnam Valley, New York, with perpetrating penny stock manipulation schemes. The SEC alleges that Gentile, who at the relevant time owned and operated a registered broker-dealer based in Carmel, New York, engaged in manipulative trading, provided illegal kick-backs, and distributed promotional mailings of glossy "newsletters" with fake publication names like "Stock Trend Report" and "Global Investor Watch," in order to tout the stocks of purported gold and silver exploration company Raven Gold Corporation (OTC:RVNG) and natural gas production company Kentucky USA Energy (OTC:KYUS). The newsletters misled investors with purportedly positive - but fake - price and volume trends for these stocks and other false information about the promoters' identity, compensation, and control of the stock. In reality, most of the touted market activity was generated by Gentile and his associates who controlled large blocks of the companies' stocks. Last year, the SEC charged attorney Adam Gottbetter for his role in the KYUS scheme, as well as Canadian stock promoters Mike Taxon and Itamar Cohen for their roles in the RVNG and KYUS schemes.

So lci biggest shareholder is a guy bring investigated for pumping penny stocks? He paying people to post on this thread jesus

ZYNE TO THE MOON

The shorts thought it was going bankrupt. Its not. You can listen to even the previous conference call back in February and see they are already doing well towards recovering from the Levothyroxine loss and are paying down their debt. By 2020 they will have replaced the lost profit.

This is a severely undervalued company as a result of overshorting. This is the type of stuff you want to be buying and holding. They will be forced to cover because its not anywhere near as bad as they needed it to be.

Pic related.

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He's probably LCIguy himself.

Are the jews gonna keep on jewing down the markets during this lunchtime jewdown jamboree, or do you think they'll push the up button when they come back from their bagels?

I’ve asked about this one a few times, what the hell is going on with them?

Christ, I made better slides in middle school.

My plan is to go 50% TQQQ and 50% SPLV then sell out of the money 10% puts and calls each of the value of TQQQ that are 10% out of the money and bringing them closer and farther out of the money as my TQQQ position goes over/under 50%
Would this work?

He's not even close to their biggest shareholder. He has a thesis video from half a year ago about why its a good stock to invest in.

Slick hair man has nothing to do with anything. Shorts attack him hoping it'll scare people out of the stock because they are desperate.

but you could get beer and sushi in any western store :)

Feels like up. There's no panic.

>overpriced

Maybe for you and your $12 a litre gasoline, Eurocuck. American vehicles have gone from a 1 billion to 11 billion dollar industry in China over as many years.

money.cnn.com/2018/04/10/news/economy/china-cars-tariffs/index.html

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Ford divvy isn't at risk. They will unironically let their company completely fold before they cut the divvy, and it shows.

>Up 29% in LCI
>LCI is 3% of my RH portfolio
>Down 23% in VSTM
>VSTM is 12% of my RH port

REEEEEEEEE
KCANT DO ANYTHK G RIGHT

locking in TACO profits before earning. it did the same pump last time... goodbye taco

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Hey biz i got an idea

The “retail apocolypse” is happening and i saw how gyms are becoming super profitable now, planet fitness 4x in the past few years
What other companies are going to benefit substantially by having lower costs on rental space?
Surely businesses that have the slimmer profit margin in retail space will benefit the most % wise

>nothing is cheap

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Whos buying cron? Goina pop on good earnings. Remember when it missed last earnings! Was up 2% the next day

TQQQ is still down 3.5%

sucks honestly, everything's doing bad but nothing is True Cheapie Zone tm

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All the companies that are buying up those old spaces, obviously. You should invest in mattress warehouse.

I almost bought puts on friday and then went and checked the performance and it's fucking nothing

>Profits to earnings ratio

dean foods its like free money.

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BUY ZNGA

Already heavily invested through MO, but it never seems to benefit when cron does well. Sometimes looks like it’s punished for cron though. Why is cron not winning with such a good ally?

I already have 3 shares :^)
Point me towards cheapies!!! Only cheapie I see is MMM

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BGS and BTI for massive yields on good companies

GAIN

Hate myself for not believing more. Only got 20 shares at 1.53$.

MMM just overpayed for an aquisition last week, im adding more at 177 because its one of the best company but likely to slide more

Reminder, LCI has gotten to 9+ before and came crashing hard after set a stop loss for profit taking

> the markets barely reacted to 25% tariff shit

based and golden bulled

I bought 10 around 1.60 and I don't even feel it's worth it
Was gonna buy a $2 strike but I can't see anyone buying contracts