HAPPY RAMADAN TO ALL MUSLIM CHAINLINK BROS

MAY THE FASTING GO EASY ON YOU!
AND MAY YOUR LINKIES STAY SUPER STINKY.

also, NO we don't get turned on by preggo sergey, that's fkin disgusting

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Urine passing is a result of homeostasis. It is literally a balancing of the body so the urine passes everything that is not needed in that moment. Urine contains hormones, vitamins, minerals, amino acids that are not needed in the moment but may be needed in the next. It also has STEM CELLS IN IT. Your urine has info about what ails you and then creates antibodies when you drink it So drinking your urine is like drinking a highly nutritious meal. It is also a vaccine. If you get stung or bitten by a venomous creature, the anti venom is created in your body within 15 seconds & will pass out in your urine. I cured food poisoning in 10 minutes by drinking my pee. Before pharmaceutical companies took over, urine was used to cure gangrene on the battlefields of the world, it can be used as blood plasma in a transfusion if the patient's blood is not available. Your urine is just blood plasma but a different colour. There have been more white papers written on the efficacy of drinking urine & putting on infections, than any other therapy on the planet, all covered up by the pharmaceutical companies because if the word got out, they would go bankrupt. Hundreds of Dr's have written articles & books on the subject. If any Dr or individual starts teaching this miracle therapy & gets a following, they get threatened & if they ignore those threats, they are killed, such is the world ruled by corrupt corporations hellbent on making money out of nothing. The average mark-up (profit margin) on pharmaceuticals is around 20,000%, do you really think they will give up this method of creating gold out of lead & tell the truth? No chance..

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I am an unironic Muslim chainlink holder AMA

same here :D

Are you gay? Have you impregnated Sergey?

why do you follow such a stupid religion

you know mohamed just made up his revelations on the spot to serve his immediate needs right?
Want to fuck your son in law's hot wife? Allah says you can!
Upset about your dinner guests staying too late? Allah has revealed that they should not overstay their welcome!

abdullahsameer.com/blog/muhammads-just-in-time-revelations/

its a fucking joke.

make sure you go back to whatever shithole your families crawled out of so you guys can fix them, we don't need any other dirty, stinky, stupid, self righteous goat fuckers invading western civilization just because you retards can't keep shit together in your home towns.

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Do you think the 1.2 billion Muslims in the world know every single teaching of it?
Here is what I take as lessons from islam:
-a good man is he who is good to his wife
-a good man will not sleep with a full stomach, knowing that his neighbour is hungry
-don't kill or harm others unless it's in self defence
-share wealth with the people you love
Hey man, trust me, I am not your enemy. I wish (((they))) didn't make my grandparents move here for (((work))). I am one hundred percent aware of (((them))) trying to get rid of white people or races in general. (((they))) want us to be a melting pot.
Homosexuality is gay.
Hey man, good luck fasting this ramadan

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We have a common enemy. It's time for you to realize this.

(((they))) want us to fight.