Turning 30 this summer

You paid off your house with $1000?

Fuck you I'm turning 33 this year and can attest to this sensation. We're not going to make it are we, frens

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im turning 35 next month fucking kill me now

Fug.

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delete this thread now or ill kms

yeah time is a strange thing the older you get
you also think you can still do the same things but you realize your belly has grown considerably.
I've been fit and in shape my whole life - until i hit 31.... then i started getting a gut. its very hard to stop that from happening.
But yes, time.. time disappears. don't waste your youth. Buy as much crypto as you can without effecting your real life ability to do fun shit.
i wish i trusted my gut instinct in 2015 and bought a bunch of BTC.
i'm kicking myself in the ass now trying to catch up and i've basically only lost money at this point.

Just wait, your brain begins to rapidly change for the better around this age.

I turn 30 this autumn.. it's horrendous, everything i imagined my life will be, was in the context of youth.
If i "make it", i will probably be in my mid-30s, borderline an old guy. At most i will just be nesting, getting a decent home which i can slowly die in.

Furthermore, i am applying for an education, i will probably be the oldest guy there.. the guy which everyone will say "the old guy" when they talk about me and there are some that doesn't recognize me by name.
like if you talk about a black guy with a friend, and your friend doesn't know the guy you are talking with by name, then you say "the black guy".. i am now "the old guy".

>including shitting yourself
>tfw actually have been shatting myself literally past few days from eating bad street vendor food earlier
It's really not a laughing matter.

You forgot the part where your hairline starts to recede and your hair starts getting thinner at the top.

You're almost done faggot. 18-25 is the true youth, past that it's the OHNONONO time, you have 1 year left to truly enjoy yourself

Early happy birthday, son.

i have recently had this feeling, i just suddenly realize that i am the oldest guy in the room,
im so used to the feeling that im the youngest, and im still not that old

I can confirm.
25 is the age when shit gets unreal.

KEK

fug

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To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven

I never said it was supposed to be funny. Life fucking blows.

If you are 30 and are not fucking more girls than when you were 20, you have failed in life.

based boomers itt

I'm turning 31 this year, I can confirm that after about 23 or so, time starts accelerating insanely.

I'm pretty lucky though, I seem to be aging pretty slowly, I don't have smile lines on my face yet, still look and feel healthy, still my high school weight. Lots of people I grew up with already look like life has chewed them up and spit them out.

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I don't like the feeling of panic this thread induces to me. 32 yo here.
>that prime almost teen tight prostitute that stopped advertising will never be approachable AGAIN

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Thanks based zoomer. I hope more of you high spirited kids exist and turn out to be charismatic and not doomers. Life sucks but you gotta cope.
Making this thread calmed me down a little. It's always nice to know you're not the only one facing same problems.

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time keeps speeding up

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34 here, the years feel like weeks, abandon all hope all ye who turn 30

28 here, 29 in a month.

Flow of time doesn't double in late 20s, it is just there are less and less novel things to experience. Things become repetitive unless you constantly seek out new experiences which go into memory creation and the subjective experience of time dilation.

Wageslaving 9 to 5 flies over, but if you do novel things in your free time and constantly learn new things it helps.

Checked. Wish I didn't read this.

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34 here too. I did aloooot of cocaine in my mid 20s, surprised I came out alive. Oh well, at least I can say I've snorted coke off a stripper's ass, right before she did a line off my dick. Good times. Settled down since then, no more drugs, and I own a successful business now too.

When I was 25 I moved around a lot, lived in Vegas and Colombia for periods of 3 months and time seemed to go by a lot slower. My one year doing that feels like the past 3 years I've been wage slaving in my hometown.

Yeah I got that too. Looking forward to it doubling again at 35, 45, 55, and 65, so that by the end a normal waking day passes in about half an hour

I love my 30s. I'm closer to 40 than 30 and this decade has been better than any year in my 20s. Girls in their early 20s love you because you have your life in order. I feel confident and like I control my destiny.

Yeah, it helps to have a good job and own a house, and be semi-attractive, but I have all those things and have had the time of my life in my 30s

fuck so true

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Start looking at airplanes as they fly by and think about life and time.
you will remember each and every plane you watch slowly passing by and time will slow down a bit.

fucking boomer

>24yo
>1 year left to finish my business degree that isn’t worth anything like most degrees that aren’t in the maths or sciences
>unemployed for 30 months now
>only ever worked in retail and for 3 months back when I was 21yo

Thoughts?

Started for me at 23. I want to go back mommy. I want to go back.

I'm 32 and I came inside of a 19 year old asian girl last night while she called me daddy and locked her ankles behind my back.

Lift weights, bully youngsters, take their women.

I don't know about that. as a man you should be more attractive to women at 30 than you are at 20, but at 20 you're also in college surrounded by young pussy 24/7. I still get laid a lot in my 30s but don't think it would be possible to top 20yo frat guy version of me.

based, but foolish. I also came in a hot asian girl last weekend but I blew the load in her ass. felt great, no chance of a baby.

Based. Thanks Boomer.

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A monotonous life makes time fly, try to do different shit once in a while and make new memories.

I'll be 30 at the end of the year. It's not so bad. Only thing that puts me on tilt is that women I have shared life experience with are aging rapidly and every single hot younger girl is an instathot with a generic npc personality. They're really fucking hot though. So basically my existential crisis is "do I settle down and try to have kids or try to make it and fuck 22 year olds until I have a viagra heart attack at 80"?

8/10 based level. the fact that she wasnt a huwhite chick you were impregnating solely for the purpose of procreation holds you back

I'm 31, I'm never gonna make it in crypto or on life

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you will cause you hodl LINK, fren :)

Me too but I'm finally getting good at trading so I'm okay with it.

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