Post for listing/discussing all the different types of smart contracts you faggots can think of.
Post for listing/discussing all the different types of smart contracts you faggots can think of
Owen Jackson
Asher Rivera
smartcontracts for tracking all the poo in the streets.
Ryan Martinez
Yfw Indians already figured out decentralized shitting
Kayden Hernandez
decentralized shitposting
Noah Robinson
Say you wanna fuck a hooker, but she asks you to pay up front. You don't fuck with that shit bitch could just take the money and run. The moment your cum hit her skin bitch gets paid via a smart contract as the sensors under her skin detect the impact of semen. Boom. Revolutionize prostitution
Jayden Price
Joshua Perry
Leo Parker
Moustache man btfo. Props to Adelyn for the psyops. Lovely reverse marketing tactic
Oliver Anderson
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my fucking sides
Juan Roberts
Hahahahah holy fuck that's great
Michael Davis
ya know, I'm really proud of you cunts. from the fud marines holding the front line to the hippie marines and inspired anons actively working to better their lives, I really see the effort all around and it's a pleasure to serve with most of you. anyhow, back to the bunker with me. have one of those twitter shills fetch some coffee.
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Josiah Cox
based
Chase Phillips
Ryan Nguyen
reminder link is a memecoin we used to survive the bear market, now that its over there is no need for link.. gl faggots
Samuel Fisher
Go and Fuck yourself you worthless piece of shit
Ryan Watson
What an angry little man you are. You’re gonna have to get a job soon wagie. Link won’t save you from wage slaving.
Back to the kitchen wagie! Go on! Scram! Get outta here you dirty zoomer
Zachary Thomas
as you can see from this thread, there is no real demand for smart contracts and never will be. shit is a meme.
Samuel Moore
come on guys, I know some people here are in it for the tech. think
>currency agnostic payments e.g. buy shit on amazon and pay with any crypto
>banking without a bank (storage and saving scheme smartcontracts)
>guaranteed alimony contracts that the judge cant throw out
>connect to exchange apis, reliable automated buying and selling
>online trading where money doesnt release until package is verified at doorstep by mail company
>meme gambling games where you bet on how many people will die in a hurricane or whatever
I thought of all this shit off the top of my head.
Hudson Gonzalez
bruh. lmoa.
Aiden Lopez
Thank you for this.
Jose James
So you're proud of these anons ruining my attempt to have a discussion on how crypto will have a productive use in society. I get that it's fun to troll with this glorious anonymity, but doesnt it get old?