She said to my face in front of everyone “You ever notice how you don’t ever start conversations with anyone, you just join in existing ones, and even then you only give short responses or little fake laughs? Why do you do that? It’s just weird.” The people around me were just giggling, I had no clue what to really say and I could feel my face going red. Obviously I’m an autistic weirdo and she was really upset by it.
Fuck my life bros, I can’t fit in at all.
You failed my friend. If you get called out, you fire back.
eh, just say you're shy. Then she'll look like an ass.
Beta
There's literally nothing you can do here. If you try to change your behavior, it's a sign that what she said bothered you. if you do nothing, it shows you're an autistic sperg who can't take social cues. If you try a comeback, you'll look pathetic since you have no social clout.
Sorry m8. You fucked up
Tell her the truth... because this is a fucking job, and we're not here to chit chat, we're here to do a job.
go to HR for work place harassment and tell them youre autistic. She'll get fired.
Go to HR
Say "Don't get mad, I have a mild form of autism." Then she looks like a total bitch and you can continue being a socially awkward weirdo.
I’m not going to tattle on her, I get the feeling people already hate me as is. I think I might just quit. Fuck my life life fucking sucks if you’re not socially competent.
Time to go full recluse.
Have you tried not caring about what roasties have to say?
Tell her you see yourself as the Clint Eastwood type
>I’m not going to tattle on her, I get the feeling people already hate me as is.
Then what does it fucking matter? If you are gonna quit, then do something uncharacteristically strong and bring the bitch down with you.
tell her she's just fucking boring
if they already hate you, may as well have them all hate you AND give a normie a lesson in not being a cunt
This isn’t middle school she fucked up and deserves to get fired. You need to tell HR and trust me when she gets fired or reprimanded nobody will ever fuck with you again. They’re never going to be your friends so fuck them anyway.
This is exactly what I do, am I autistic?
Checked and 100% correct answer
nonironically this, only suitable answer. Theres also high chance she was just joshing or flirting with you, but as autist, you ain't gonna be able differentiate anyway. If she wasn't being a cunt, she'll maybe find the answer cute, and if she was being a cunt - congrats, you just publicly fucked her one (metaphorically speaking) legendarily
tell her not to come in to work tomorrow in minecraft
"Why are you spending your work time examining my behavior. I'll let you know I am a non binary self identifying accomplice who shares no interest in engaging the initiation of 'small conversation' with my fellow coworking human employees. Your exclamation about me has made me felt violated internally and I am suffering mental damage that is costing the firm punitive damages for lost time. This exchange has been documented and will be filed accordingly to HR as an 'urgent priority'. Additionally, I will be contacting my lawyer to see that this harassment case has been seen through its appropriate judicial review."
It’s not flirting, she sounded vicious and upset with me for not being normal. I can’t think that quickly on my feet and am ashamed of not being normal so I’d never think to admit to being autistic.
I just don’t have it in me, everyone else there likes her. I don’t fit in anyway, may as well just leave and let them continue on.
Just look her in the eyes and thank her for asking the first genuine question worth responding to in your shithole of an office. You should then proceed to explain that you often think of killing yourself because you have to subject yourself to repetitive and pointless social interaction to maintain a lifestyle you aren't even conscious enough to enjoy anymore. Maybe talk to her about your gun collection at length after that.
you need to get your testosterone checked.
w-woah
this
Maybe, I’m low body fat and fairly fit. I have low self esteem from a life of getting randomly insulted like this so many times. Happened from school teachers and classmates, now it happens in work.
>I get the feeling people already hate me as is
You have social anxiety. Nobody cares about you enough to hate you. I guarantee it, unless you make their life harder by messing up at work constantly.
Maybe don't try to be something you're not. Being aloof is fine.
being anti-social and shy is one thing, letting people walk over you is another and there's no valid excuse for it.
Say you were beaten severely as a child for talkin by an violent relative and it just has made you a quiet person. Then say, Sorry the results of the severe abuse I took as a child is causing you problems. I will work to make things easier for you.
Watch her just dissolve.
> randomly insulted from school teachers
see, now youre either:
(a) exaggerating
(b) making it up for sympathy (not a good idea here btw)
(c) paranoid
As someones prob. already tried to point out, others are most definitely less pre-occupied with their opinion of you than you are with your opinion of what they think of you. tldr, dont bother drama-queening your resignation or going postal on her, no-one will know what its about.
Women are carnivorous creatures who will quickly weed out who is at the top of the social ranking and who is at the bottom
Men don't care, because you can still be competent, but for women, you are an outlier that disturbs social cohesion; you are an anomaly that needs to be pecked and scrutinized.
You need to use this opportunity to stand up for yourself or make her look like a bitch. Don't wallow in your autism and quit, that's what they want
Burn it all
Some of them were just harmless jabs at me for being shy, sometimes it was coaches in sports who would bond with the other players on the team by shutting on me, calling me a dumbass and then looking over at the other kids to see if they were laughing, calling me in after practice to call me dogshit etc. Teachers used to make a big charade if I said something out loud during the class.
I guess, most of my male peers are accepting of me, I’ve had coaches busy my balls sometimes but I always think they genuinely wanted to help me (some were just vicious and assholes though). There are just women who can’t stand men who are shy/quiet/low self esteem, nobody has ever been meaner than women.
bruh you failed from the start for trying to fit in. from now on just be like fuck it and ignore everyone. you are the weak one in the pack, they have singled you out and will devour you if you continue to show weakness. from now on be strong and independent. they will still give you strange looks and probably joke behind your back, but it will eat them up inside when they are forced to be around you every day and you refuse to acknowledge their presence.
Tell her she'll regret her words during the beta uprising.
Order phenibut if you want to keep the job.
This. Double down. You don't want to make her cry (much), you just want to pull the breaks off as a sign to others that you are not to be fucked with. If you've worked with her for any amount of time, you should know at least some things that she's insecure about. Her weight, lack of a romantic partner, the fact that she's such a bitch. Deliver it deadpan and don't shy away. Harpies like this feed on the insecurity of others, they're a vaginal crease in space-time sucking in the psychological vigor of men they feel they can destroy.
Gauge the organization too. The fact that she's getting away with saying stuff like this says to me you're either working in a place run by a man who doesn't know how to manage an office properly, or else is run by a woman / beta male who will go along with a woman acting like a bitch and take her side when you shove it back at her.
Don't do this, it won't work like he's thinking it will. If this is a genuine issue, complain about her. The people laughing likely don't like her either.
This could also work, but don't downplay it. Literally just claim to have autism. If she harasses you again, HR will fire her without thinking (though on the off-chance that they're competent enough to demand documentation, you would probably have to quit).
Also if you're going to quit, consider telling HR it was because of her harassing you. You're quitting anyways so you might as well get her fired.
Just say you don't really like talking.
The autism play could heavily work in user's favor if the women baby him
I would have laughed my ass off like who is too unaware to call an autist anyway, probably would do some george constanza face
>she sounded vicious and upset with me for not being normal.
What is up with normies and especially women that hate on introverts?
Who cares, just shrug it off and say "ok you caught me im autistic" and laugh at her. Then proceed to ghost her for the rest of your term there.
The less you care the better things usually turn out for you. The less you try to fit in as long as you do your own shit and actually self improve, work out, etc etc. People will flock to you without trying to do anything. It's literally that easy let me give an example. I like to collect cool rocks and shit, it gives me an excuse to go outside, I actually get something out of it with a story to tell. I like to bring the rocks I find into work, people ask me about them and I tell them what I did. That's it, that simple. If people are off having their own conversation I give literally 0 fucks, in fact I don't want people talking to me but they still do. You should WANT people to FUCKING LEAVE YOU ALONE so you can actually get things done.
Tribalism. They can't think outside the pack, and their position in the pack is the backbone of their mental framework. An introvert, on the other hand, usually has a broad worldview and couldn't give a shit about social status. Unfortunately for the introvert, this increased capacity for understanding comes at the expense of being able to be one with the pack. The tribal minded normie perceives this not necessarily as an existential threat, but an issue that needs to be confronted to protect the tribe, or more accurately their standing within the tribe.
It's the same reason introverts don't go out to clubs, the extroverted nature of it is offputting. Introverted behavior is offputting to normies the same way, but they lack the consciousness to understand it's not a threat to them on a primal level.
Tell her you got autism from being vaccinated so she thinks twice about getting her kids vaccinated. Maybe her kid gets whooping cough, play the long game op.
The reports of my awkwardness have been greatly exaggerated
You’re supposed to bend her slut ass over and start aggressively fingerblasting away while screaming, “I IMAGINE THE SMELL NO LONGER!!!”
Interesting...would you say modern society actually favors introversion? I notice in public more and more people don't really give a shit about socializing due to smartphones.
Imagine not going full sperg in fucking someone up when they fuck with you
you should rufie her at work
LMAO
kek
Go to her when you guys can have a private conversation. Tell her you've never been good in social situations. Then ask her if maybe she can give you some pointers.. then bang her.. then tell HR
It favors Type A personalities to a large extent. Not necessarily extroverted, but irrationally competitive and emotionally driven.
i hate cunts like that. When that happens to me i have to restrain myself, I really feel like punching them in the face. Why are normies so willfully stupid? They act like every socially awkward introvert they meet is the first one who has ever existed in the history of humanity, and it's their job to put them on the spot and shame them. What I do is reject people before they get a chance to reject me. Don't sit around like a beta hanger-on awkardly inserting yourself into conversations, instead ignore everyone except the individuals you genuinely like and study everyone's insecurities so you can strike if necessary.
But probably don't be mean to her or else she'll brand you a "creep" or, what's popular these days: a "narcissist". These days socially awkard people who have trouble connecting get labelled "cover narcissists".
WASTED
who cares OP
she doesnt matter at all
never forget that
just b urself :)
enjoy life as best as you can
This is one of the major reasons I'm conflicted about being friendly with coworkers since they might just pull stunts like this. I don't talk much anymore and have shied away from several coworkers. Only 2 remain that I go out of my way to talk with, both of them girls.
Girl 1
> Easy to talk to
> Conversation just flows
> Sometimes jabs at me, 1 on 1 or 1 on 2 (generally the other person is someone I'm friendly with)
> Never reported me to HR for stuff I've said that'd likely cause an sjw to report me
> Probably just how she acts
Girl 2
> Somewhat similar to me in personality including awkward
> Hard time making conversation flow
> She mostly only seems engaged when we're goofing off and/or girl 1 is in the conversation
> Gives off obvious body language when she's trying to exit conversation
> Never seemed verbally rude towards me, is actually encouraging
However I'm unsure if she likes my presence
> Eating lunch outside breakroom
> Girl 2 appears and sits at table to the right
> After a minute she makes a comment
> A while later makes another comment
> We start talking
> 2 minutes into the conversation and she's packing up to leave
> Her lunch wasn't over...
> Earlier today girl 2 came to my cubicle cause she was bored
> 2 minutes max and she was inching her way out...
It would be hilarious if you pretended to shoot up your workplace tomorrow. Obviously as a joke haha.
A simple and chilled "fuck you" goes a long way.
girl 2 just seems socially retarded
girl number 2 likes you.. just waiting for you to make a move.
Sounds like you've got two women in the workplace who more or less jive with you.
what's wrong with just telling her you have nothing to say?
What does it mean if a few older female coworkers baby you if you are ugly?
that's right
If youre fat no one will ever acknowledge your existence
Every time I speak up everyone else around me stays quiet and turns around to me and listens.
Whats up with that?
It means everyone respects your opinion and wants your perspective. Either that or the rarity of your speaking increases the value of your words. This is one of the 48 laws of power
Is this at work, out and about or any specific place?
Could be a multitude of reasons.
Thanks for the feedback my brother said something similiar.
What makes you say that? She usually leaves quickly and our conversations don't last long.
Not sure what you mean by "jive"
Do you mean "get along with"?
By "jive", I mean "gets along with". Seems like girl #2 likes to dip in and out.
Girl #1 sounds a bit playful as a good number of friendships are.
A female colleague said to me 'you haven't spoken once today'
Some faggot said to me 'what do you do at home? Just lay down in a coffin?'
A supervisor said to me 'youre so quiet'
Happens to me all the time user. Don’t be bothered by it. Just be real and tell her you know you’re just really introverted. I have made a lot of friends with people by just saying this.
>yup
*proceed to doing work*
Ahh okay, exactly what I thought you meant. Yeah, girl 1 is playful. Girl 2 sure has one quick dip in and out. At least she intiates conversation unlike the majority of coworkers.
When in doubt, just agree and amplify.
Google "heartiste agree amplify" for discussion and examples.
Just agree with what she said, and then take it to a random, extreme.
"You're right, I don't start conversations with anyone because I can't possibly keep up with you guys. Like that conversation you had the other day about game of thrones. Amazing"
"You're right, I give short responses because I don't want to overwhelm you with my brilliance"
"you're totally right, you are so observant. Amazing.
What kind of rocks? Post pic. Rocks in my area all are the same.
I think he means special rocks. Iirc I knew a guy back in elmentary school who brought a rock with crystals inside. It was pretty cool.
Also I'd like to see pics too
Cringe
Find male friend
"Sorry, ill try not to talk to you."
Ez
And they call us the autistic ones.
Are you 15? you sound like 15
she deserves to be fired for being a cunt. Let HR know about her, you little cuck
>"You're right, I give short responses because I don't want to overwhelm you with my brilliance"
oof
You said she’s like you. Flip the situation as though you’re her.
>you’re sitting next to your crush
>make a few funny comments
>get outta there before conversation goes stale, or there’s any awkward silence
Your mission is to get the fuck user, and I’m going to explain how. First, let her know the conversation is going well. You may thinks it’s obvious, but she needs the affirmation. Second, do something extremely awkward and uncomfortable, then make a peer move. Example: Fart loudly enough you’re sure she hears it. When she looks at you surprised, embarrassed, disgusted, as she probably will, loudly and confidently say “watch me shit my pants next!” At this point, you’ll need to actually shit your pants to show you’re not bluffing. If you can’t, take off your pants and tie them by the legs around your head and run out of the room. You’ll have opened the door to the perfect relationship, have gotten on the floor of fuck town, and then you can walk the dinosaur.
Say you "have crippling social anxiety and thank her for singling you out and that it's pretty obvious to the other people in the office who have discussed it with you, encouraged you and tried to make your job more comfortable." Then she'll feel like a dick and think other co workers don't gossip with her because they don't like her and are judging her behind her back which is what all women fear. In fact if you say this in front of a bunch of the women and they will all feel that way and no one will trust each other because most people are guilty of being shitty co workers. Then they will be nicer to you because they will think you're not an outsider and worry they are the outsiders.
This is honestly cringetown USA
>female
>coworker
>thread
Nah fuck that bitch she wouldn’t think twice if it was reversed
Awww.
What a jerk she is man.
Forget her man you're totally not hurting anyone.
She's just a hater.
Send me nudes tho?
When you get older, you don't give a shit.
If her opinion was worth something, would she be working there looking for people to pick on?
She's a nobody.
Babbies first shit test
This.
>And they call us the autistic ones.
You guys are great. We've all got a lot to learn from both of you.