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Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
They don't matter in post QE world. The fed will buy your bags.
Josiah Turner
going to start putting about 20% of my paycheck to the meme market any tips on my quest to become a divvie fag?
Cooper Morris
The thing I really hate is when people eat octopus Octopus are very smart, smarter than dogs and pigs and retarded chinks thing its funny to eat them alive. I try to be a vegetarian most of the time, but when I see stuff like this I want to feast upon the flesh of the china man after napalming his city >:(
Free trade is peak capitalism. Closed and protectionist markets governed by states are communism Learn 2 read nig nog
Robert Morales
Div friends are more complex than this. You should consider FA, dividend payout compared to EPS, dividend growth over the last 30 years, sector to sector analysis etc Good starting point but you have to go deeper
Julian Hill
>China fucks over any american businesses >China tariffs/protects market like crazy >China the biggest competitor to USA and way bigger threat than durkas in ME
explain how Trump isn't doing the most sensible thing?
Evan Powell
i can't take credit for it, i didn't come up with that mix.
desu senpai i've just got a few div etf's that i'm sticking to right now.
Jacob King
Freedom is slavery.
Robert Murphy
i want to buy INTC for (((dividends))) memes but i'm scared to buy shintel because we've seen this pattern in both stock price and news before
Ian Jenkins
This free trade retard is just “orange man bad” npc bro don’t waste your time.
Lincoln Reyes
has anybody done the math on what it would take to earn $1,000 in dividends every week, would it be over a quarter million starting capital?
Ian Brown
1000 a week? About 900k at 6% dividends
Nicholas Wilson
literally just starting capital = 52*1000/(avg yearly. Looking at 1 mil best case.
Jackson Gray
it would be trivial to live on a free $1k a week of course but needing 7 figures is yikes material
Colton White
Japs, Gooks and practically every variant of Asian eat octopus though Have fun napalming Tokyo or Hanoi, wouldn't be the 1st time
Juan Scott
I look at the oriental countries, and sometimes I think they are due for a second good fire bombing.
Easton Young
Someone shill me some smal caps >off by 3 I'm selling
Thats what I was thinking. Hoping for a nice bump up tomorrow to get it started. The conference call mentioned some deals they've made that have yet to be announced too.
Robert Wright
Friday we’ll get a deal. Trump will leave the current tariffs in place, but agree to not impose the full 25% tariffs.
Hoping to get some cheapies and win some dollarydoos on uvxy and MAYBE tvix.
I see you like my image, friend Good choice, but the Japanese are based even though we are ruining them (pic related)
Tariffs are straight up a tax on the poor, but idc right now I want cheapies.
>tfw a poster you like is going to get banhammered by crummy jannies for posting gore outside of slash bee You should really reconsider...
>I assumed we'll probably correct down slightly no? I hope so. Would love to buy some more after an earnings like that. I sold some calls and bought some puts, i'll close those out and add to my long position.
Really is an incredible situation, i'll probably continue to buy here and there for the next month or so.
I just hope it stays steady enough to swing around it.. would love for a jump to around $15 then consolidate... I plan on riding this bitch to $30.. maybe even higher depending what the shorts do..
Parker Gutierrez
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in user. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.
Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.
They can't stop me. Nobody can stop me at this point. Also Japanese Womenomics is the most forward thinking economic policy ever conceived, after Project Foehammer and the great calamity all world currencies will be pegged to them as standard.
>tfw sold Tim Apple right before it bounced back >sold bitcorn $100 ago thinking it would drop and I could keep swinging it I’m literally retarded.
Aww... were you the user who helped me understand what’s going on with vol? Most of the regulars hate TA and only use it for dank memes like the smooth penis indicator.
You’re right though, I don’t know how taxable events work and what to look for on a company’s balance sheet.
I don’t even know why I’m posting this, you already hate me.
You think all that shit applies to trading? Most people here do know how to read financial statements and all the other shit that comes with corporations.. still doesn't mean they know how to trade fucking stocks.
Stocks is all about experience.. there are plenty of traders that make a good amount of money having absolutely no schooling in the the business/finance sector.. they just simply trade.
I have a buddy that has his bachelors in business and has no clue how to trade stocks...
Thanks for trying kid. go to bed now.. your boss is going to need you to push some pencils for him tomorrow while he's out golfing.
Anthony Reyes
Getting banned is very lonely tho...
Should I read that classic webcomic? I never got around to it.
Landon Adams
SOMEONE'S mad he didn't buy LCI under $8.00!
Blake Hall
It's pretty good, the abortion scene is nowhere near as extreme as the one in Mai-chan tho
>You don't know what survivorship bias is fuck they can't read either
Samuel Morales
Look here faggot... on the top of your head.. Do you know why rabits shit out little pebbles? Do you know why cow shit out big patties? If not then you don't know shit about shit!
just because you just graduated and got your first job doesn't mean you know anything.
Oliver Jones
As far as cooking is concerned, I would first state a few things that are common in our lands. That the cook or [female cook] should be cleanly, and keep their pots, pans, containers, pans and other tools always clean, there is no need to tell, everyone knows this themselves. For if any food is made or cooked in a dirty pot or pan, even if it wasn’t anything other than a cabbage, then it will immediately get a dirty and evil taste thereof. Or if you see a dirty cook’s page or maid, imagine how they interact with the food, stirring it, their sleeve is bound to fall in the pot they are stirring, etc. then you are likely to feel unhappy and dislike their food, therefore everything here should be clean, give the dirt, hair and such on a tray and keep it themselves, but the clean food on another and serve it forth to good people. Salt food, smoked ham, meat, tongue, mutton, goose to cook surely everyone knows how to cook, thereof we will write nothing.
Printed in Copenhagen, by Salomone Sartorio, 1616.
Is that the fix to how your are supposed to get any work done with women bitching and fucking everything up?
John Williams
A crawfish porridge Take crtawfish and cut off the bad part from the eyes. Grind them in a mortar and pass them through a sieve with milk. Grate a small white bread loaf into it and add egg yolks, beat it all together and make a /mus/ of it in a pan. It will be red.
An early 16th century recipe 14 To prepare small birds
Take small birds and simmer them in broth. Afterwards take part of the birds and pound them in a mortar, also some juniper berries and caraway and strain it through a cloth and season it well. Let it boil in a pan and pour it on the cooked birds, following that let it boil up one more time and cook together.
48 To prepare crayfish
Boil the crayfish well, remove the back and front shells and pound them in a mortar. Take then a toasted Semmel and put pea broth on it and strain it through a clean cloth or a fine-meshed colander, and a little good wine. Salt it and temper it with good spices, saffron, cinnamon, ginger and sugar. Take fat, stir flour into it and pour the strained crayfish thereon and let it boil. After that sprinkle sugar upon it. This is a good lordly dish. In the name of the Holy Trinity I, Sabina Welserin, begin this cookbook. God grant me His holy grace and wisdom and understanding and judgment with which I through His Holy will live here in this time and with Him forever. Amen. anno 1553
Sebastian Harris
no one fucking cares
this is the most useless general on the internet
Tyler Green
Make stuffed crayfish thus. Cook the crayfish, but salt it only lightly. Keep the top shells of the crayfish, chop the meat fine with currants, put a little pepper, saffron, ginger in it, fry it a little in butter or olive oil, and so stuff it into the shells. Bake it in a pinnata, or a frying pan. Serve it.
Magyar étkeknek főzése: the Cooking of Hungarian Foods, 1601
Elijah Lewis
Financial statements and cash flow models don't matter in the time of free money. We are trading stocks, not companies.
The real problem though is what the program describes as shifting attitudes towards traditional gender roles, we all see how that’s going.
Also something about companies now have to publicly declare what their quotas are for putting women in management or something.
Anyone trade on the Nikkei? What’s the Japanese equivalent to LULU?
Blake Perry
I like chewy meat. Like clams
Bentley Thompson
>Jow Forums the post He's right you are all fucked
Jose Sanchez
Calf head with spicy sauce.
Before boiling the head, soak it in water to drain all the blood, in three or four changes of water, then start boiling it until you can shave its hair with your knife; clean it, pass the liquid through a strainer, pour cold water onto and clean it once again; once it’s hairless, put it in another clean pot of water, clean its nostrils, remove the clotted blood and other filth, cut out its tongue and take out its teeth, clean the tongue, throw out its chin and jaw bones, then put the meat into a clean pot of water, slice some apples and onions; once the apples and onions are cooked, take them out, clean it from the apple and onion, pass the broth through a strainer once again, put it on the fire, let it cook, add some vinegar, saffron, ginger and black pepper. When everything is ready, put the head onto a plate, but have a big plate, for it will leak some broth, put it in a cold place, pass through a strainer its broth; once it’s cool, cut\f some almonds and grapes onto it, then serve it to your lord.
The Prince of Transylvania’s court cookbook From the 16th century
Jace James
That's alright. The whole world is.
Levi Murphy
who are all retarded shills.
The POS stock has been shilled since the mid-teens
come up with something new to shitpost
Robert Foster
Is BGFV a good buy at this price?
Ian Fisher
Reposting again. Research the situation and cast your die or wait it out folks.
