How do you store your crypto?

How do you store your crypto?

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I have the PKs written down in my notepad

Stored on a ledger nano which is stored in my anus.

I tattoo the seed words in my shaft, no one's ever seeing that so it's the most secure way

Since all I do is hodl, hardware wallet stored in a safe. I keep multiple copies of the recover phrases on laminated pieces of paper in tamper proof envelopes stored in safes in multiple states with people I know I can trust. They're technically illiterate and don't even know what is in the envelopes.

This is the reason why there is literal zero adoption

Because I'm hodling, or because I have to go to such lengths to secure my wallet?

Not because you're holding (we're mostly holders here) but because the average joe will never go through the hassle of securing his wallet as you did

I hold some LINK on a btc cold wallet and some on the NEO wallet. If a chain is attacked I still have some on the other chain, blockchain agnostic coins will be the future.

Yeah, it was a bit of a hassle. I didn't send the envelopes through the mail, I physically carried the envelopes with me when I flew to visit them. They're spread across multiple time zones. It's not TOO bad if it's people you visit fairly regularly, but for people who don't have family/friends as spread out as mine it's a nightmare securing your wallet. I also wouldn't trust them if they weren't so technically illiterate that they call me for basic no brainer tech support when they can't figure out how to send an e-mail or reboot their tablets/phones.

stored on Dropbox, encrypted with Boxcryptor

My deep freeze storage is a 2/3 multisig wallet with the signing keys being 3 BIP39 mnemonics with thoroughly shuffled decks of cards for entropy. Each deck is kept in a secure place (home safe, private vault, safety deposit box). Someone would need 2 decks and know how to convert them into a binary checksum to breach the wallet.

i want a mask like that for halloween

What does the fox say?

On exchange. Fight me.

has to be a larp you cant be this retarded to go through this trouble

I can assure you, I am quite retarded.

Metamask is so shit.

cross multiple platforms. if you look into matic, its a new binance/coinbase project and theyre trying to link up everyone who has multi wallets. over my dead body would i link them all to one wallet

you dont like ethermon LMAO?

In a wallet file, saved as an encrypted rar file, on an encrypted memory stick buried deep within my encrypted anus.

did you tattoo the shaft yourself?

I write it in Cuneiform inside a cave 203 miles outside of town.

Parity and Bitcoin Core

Make copies

Definitely not in Metamask like an autistic streetshitter.

Forgot password to unencrypt anus.

Moo

on coinbase

I know a guy that has his private keys on multiple encrypted hard drives buried under the properties he owns. he has a ton of kids and wants his legacy guaranteed

>cant get a bj without asian dickgirls getting your bank acc #

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That's about the same logic I'm working with, only I didn't go THAT far. The people I want to be able to access my wallet incase of emergency all have step-by-step instructions on how to access it incase anything happens to me.

He probably just holds over 10k LINK.

B&R

On binance

With great care and consideration.

Speaking of MetaMask, I'm going to build a WordPress plugin that will let people log in using it.
Then I'm going to try monetizing it with subscription woocommerce plugins, etc. Suggestions/thoughts/"fuck you"s?

keys on multiple AES-256 encrypted USB drives stored in a few places. Combo keyfile and 100char+ password.

i think thats enough Jow Forums for today

package up my ass gump

samourai for privacy
trezor for cold storage

On a USB from 2007 which I keep snuggly tucked in my asshole.
Sometimes I take it out just to enjoy the smell of my money.

so what's the problem with storing on metamask?

not on binance kekkkkk