I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in user. None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
Oh cool. Time to start loading the boat I suppose.
Will we all make it bros?
Jason Taylor
It doesn't really matter, the stock market is more dependent on whatever the Fed is doing. Just buy and sell stocks. Avoid listening to LCIguy when he talks about longing obvious pumps and dumps.
Grayson Gonzalez
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
Caleb Gonzalez
>50 subscribers in the last month damn you must have a lot of family members
Company is expanding operations in Vietnam, do trade deals fuck with this? Nam is cool with us right? They have some pretty good food.
After getting fucked by /smg/ so many times, surely this is the time it will work, right?
>Kol ha’olam kulo gesher tsar m’od v’haikar lo l’fached klal: The whole world is a narrow bridge, but the essence, (really… the crux of the matter), is not to be afraid >(Rabbi Chaim Nachim of Breslav)
No no no... not now, not in this anti pharma antibiotech environment...
Stupid question, I'm holding some .50 NVAX calls and they seem to be heading for a reverse split. Does this mean that I'm super duper in the money or does the contract change to account for this?
Lincoln Wood
>been seeing a goth pierced n tattoo'd redhead for a month (when asked if we are dating or fuckbuddies we both shrug and say idk)
>these DF anime memes are making me want to call up an ex of mine who is a (recent) milf, so i can drink from her titties, just to try it
I might need to stop coming to these threads, the stock advice is starting to not be worth the cost to my soul
then again, human milk is supposedly great for muscle growth (and digestion)...
can we at least see a blurry misleading screenshot that gives no valuable information whatsoever?
whichever one is currently making me the most profits
WM, LMT, HON, BA, SMG, DOW, F, MSFT
or the easy 4: SPY, DIA, QQQ, IWD or use leveraged versions if you like to panic
>No no no... not now, not in this anti pharma antibiotech environment With LPTX its going to be a moon mission either way.
Mason Sanchez
Austrians are great, because they focus so much on laying the groundwork for conditions of possibility, meaning, how is exchange and economy even possible. What are their necessary conditions. I have been neglecting Hayek, my least favorite Austrian, but I am currently reading through his major works. mises.org/library/monetary-theory-and-trade-cycle (mises.org/library/prices-and-production) was a good read!
>then again, human milk is supposedly great for muscle growth (and digestion)... Can confirm. Fed my wife oatmeal and fenugreek for the first year after the last one was born creating a huge surplus (and huge tiddies). Gained 25 lbs of muscle that year.
Luke Powell
May 15th Is the merger
Austin Adams
>well he is Mormon.... Is he though? or is he just surrounded by them?
Comfy I thought you were coming to california....
Colton Torres
just went all in on AYX, how fucked am I come friday?
Carter Cooper
Just bought more TVIX when I should be buying borger at wacdonale!
Do you make these yourself qt?
>[DCA’s internally] I love losing moneeeeeyyyyy!!!
Nathaniel Howard
I promise I wont sell into your market order and use the proceeds to pay for robinhood gold
>I hope shes one of those fat red heads at least, most of the tatted up ones are. she absolutely is, but i like a phat ass she plays xbawx1 more than me (then again i havnt used mine in almost 2 years besides netflix), and according to facebook she might have been a dyke in highschool (idk if thats good or bad...)
but shes on birth control, and makes good money, so cant really pass on that
what if that girl loves to go take painkiller/benzo as often as she can get them? my guess is that the drugs would cancel out (or worse) any benefits milk would have.... also avoiding her husband would be a pain in the ass... on top of the many ethical complications...
>>Is he though? or is he just surrounded by them? idk, he was in idaho, might not be now?
cause I like robincuck and its one of the cheapest margin rates
Angel Roberts
>my guess is that the drugs would cancel out (or worse) any benefits milk would have.... Probably not. Not much of that stuff goes into milk. Honestly women can drink when they breastfeed and it's not bad for the baby in any measurable way.
The acquisition will be a cash-and-stock transaction valued at approximately $2.22 per share of Inuvo common stock based on 34,077,624 common shares outstanding and restricted stock units that will immediately vest upon closing. Inuvo shareholders will receive $0.45 per share in cash and stock valued at an estimated $1.77 per share, or approximately$75.5 million in total consideration.
Easton Long
While a stock split adjusts the price of an option's underlying security, the contract is adjusted so that any changes in price due to the split do not affect the value of the option. Im holding some in NVAX too, I'm still seeing estimates of $1.50 by the end of the year, though i dont know how thats gonna play out with the ridiculous 20-1 reverse split they are pulling.
Oh my gord I just LCI’d like I VSTM’d and LPTX’d. Should’ve taken my gains, but I increased my position and now I’m bagholding yet again. What an idiot.
So primitive. Can you believe the Jews didn’t even see women as equals?
>Can you believe the Jews didn’t even see women as equals?
I don't really care, bro.
Robert Sanchez
buy gold, vix, and bitcoins. i dont want my favorite retards to lose money.
Christopher Hughes
stock goes up 111% in 6 months.. has a pull back >bliss
you really are retarded aren't you?
Justin Wright
look it up yourself. I've made 100% with Stenocare in just one month and it's gonna go 10x times in the next 3 years. Cannabis is the king of the 2020s
I'll buy 1000 shares if it goes below 7. I think you're right about it being undervalued but I like getting profits
Gabriel Jones
All these IPO’s pulling money out of the market and spooking peoples isn’t good. And no one really trust trump brinkmanship. Aaaaaand euro slow down. And Canada is literally MadMax right now. Maybe that contributes?
Ratsu is trying to get me to buy bowling alleys? I don get it.
Nathaniel Stewart
I actually sold some shares yesterday at 9.22 sold some calls and bought some puts.. it actually worked out nicely
Mason Morgan
things look fine to me atm
~281 or ~274 if kijun breaks
Ayden Jones
>I like gambling because my trust fund affords me too! Fucking zoomers
How do i mine, buy a cheap ($500) rig, or build own? can i mine on personal PC while im not using GPU or CPU for anything else besides tradingview and a few dozen tabs of ((Jow Forums(nel)))?
old news, was on yahoo sunday afternoon ffs
are any of the overpriced housing markets (Australia, NewZealand, London, Vancouver, toronto, SF, NYC(probably never NYC) deflating recently/currently?
that seems like a big one, but its wayy too obvious (and china could be a major contributor to some of them)
what kind of black swan events are we facing? (the eternal question...)
You piece of shit... you actually trimmed while telling everyone to hold for 15, 20, 30? Dude. I mean sure I agree with taking profits but at least be honest about it.
Hudson Murphy
first time as a tragedy, second time as a farce, third time __________?
Carter Reed
Yes actually, I did hear about Bay Area Real estate having a harder time selling than usual, I think prices dropped very slightly.
Kevin Johnson
pretty happy that I actually got something TA-related right
Samuel Green
stock market is a scam just like the entire system our economy is based on, all you can do is abuse it while it still works
Evan Green
Spider silk company opening new facility to expand production in vietnam!
It’s the only pick I’ve made that’s working right now :)
Aaron Brooks
I just bought back more.. and the amount I trimmed was only a couple hundred shares which I just bought back and the calls I sold i bought back.. the puts i bought i just sold...
I trade around a core and I'm holding that core till $30
Jaxson Ramirez
Buy my bowling Ally Dont you want that solid 5% yield
you did okay but there concept you need be introduced to now that you making TA based calls: MAE and MFE (just google)
your call had like 50 points of MAE (because SPY bounced all way to 294ish) which isn't necessarily bad or good YET we need see what MFE now before can truly judge
