/smg/ - Stock Market General

What are some weird benefits you get from holding certain positions? Like for example, if you hold 100 shares of Ford for 6 months you get access to like 4% + dealer pricing on new cars and trucks.

thank you for the cheapies Trump-kun

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aww shit here we go again

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>tfw still PDT until 5/31
well, at least i can't fomo into trade news

Chinese are going to play hard ball here. Trump has much more to lose

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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so many Austrians in /smg/

Th-they’re not selling, spider bro.

They want even HIGHER!?

i went all fucking in today

>All these CHEAPIES
START BUYING

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>tfw the new china tariffs could be the next smoot-hawley tariffs

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Die

double up on margin tomorrow. sell on friday.

>TFW

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youll be sitting pretty in a month when this whole scare blows over and we are pushing new all time highs

Oh god oh god I bought the high.
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

I was literally opening the app to set the order .02 cents lower, already at that level.

Ohhhho hohoho putting so much on a spec that already ran like hell, fuckkng retarded!!

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update: sold for 0.3

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FUCK bulls and FUCK Chines as well tbdesu

dude just average down, the market always goes up eventually lmao

based

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Oh no there it goes...

Tumbling tumbling....

im not going to have anymore work for the rest of the year (oilfield contractor) i have 12 months savings funds so I'm not going to starve but is selling plasma and swing trading contracts enough to make 1k a month?

HERE COMES THAT LYFT TANK BABY
FUCK IF I HAD 5 K LYING ARLUND I WOULDVE BOUGHT LIKE 50 PUTS AND BEEN A MILLIONAIRE
FUCKCKCKCCK
Also buy PLUG it should go up tomorrow depending on market conditions earnings will be good possible hit on rev/eps so might see 2.70 again-2.80 then 3.15 after market rebounds

Be out working, seeing customers, building my business. Pull up Schwab account.

Wtf man. Down 2k+

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>going all in today
Clever girl.

Awww fug. I knew I should have played the vix today. Instead sat on sidelines waiting for cheapie entries. Obtained cheapies but good lord that +38% move on the vix though. Oh well.

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I was just answering the questions honestly. Am surprised, but curious how the results were determined.

That quiz doesn't take in social policies. Fascism is basically economically centrist with a high degree of nationalism.

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I am disappointed in my 50% globalism

>inb4 dirty, stinky phoneposter

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15 minutes to go, what do I buy?

STOP
FUCKING
SELLING

GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!

>Busy all day at work, had to come in early before the market opened
>Hmm I wonder why I got so many phone notifications while I was there
>Come home, open up charts
oh dear. Fuck me I wish I had been able to trade today, I would have shorted hard at open ;_;

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Will i ever make it back

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>70% autarky
>50% nationalism

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I’m not selling anymore. I thought about it, because I want money if we get cheapies, but I think the panic is ready for some goodnews rebound.

>>TFW I cant take those tests, because i get wildly different results every time (while trying to get the same results twice in a row)

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AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Wait. I changed my mind. Guy on CNBC said not a one day event. And I think we might be going down further tomorrow.

Do you change your views every week?

Does it matter how many contracts I buy?

for example, lets say I have 250 dollars right now, even if I buy one contract, all it means is that I will be able to buy 100 of those stocks, but I only have 250 buck, does that mean I can only profit from buying 5 stocks (since they are around 45 right now)?

or do I get profit from all 100 stocks my contract gives me the right to buy?

sorry but even after reading stuff I'm still fucking clueless.

I believe myself to "never" change my views

but according to these tests they drastically change every 5 minutes, so idk what to think

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Damn SVXY is gonna absolutely SLAP when this spike is over

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If I buy BA now, do I still get next DIV? Also, is it a good buy atm?

Last weeks prediction of SPY 286 low bounce to 300 before June still in play. I SHALL BE THE NOSTRADAMUS.

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ew that fucking face and side burns.. ew

Nice tits tho

Congrats to everyone who bought at 0.11.

Hope you had more to put in than I did.

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TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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yeah somethin a little off about the face

a little too native american for my tastes

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>using CNBC/FB/Bloomberg as future guidance

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PRESS F TO THANK BOBOS FOR THESE CHEAPIES

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I didn’t have enough info, I bought 1000 a couple days ago, 4000 this morning and 5000 at the high. I hate myself right now.

How’d you even find this story? Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

>last minute recovery meme

I still don't know which song this is

NIGGER MARKET
NIGGER MARKET
NIGGER MARKET
NIGGER MARKET
NIGGER MARKET

youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

As a clinically insane person, I approve of this pic.

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SCREAM WITH ME Jow Forums
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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THE MONEY IS ON THE SIDELINES

THEYRE READY TO BUY

WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW?

THATS RIGHT

BIG GREEN DILDO

PUMP IT

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sooo fucking gay dude

>morons buying in tomorrow to provide me an exit plan for the fake ass bull market
PLEASE.

lol this whole market is a bunch of degenerate gamblers, did we really just short squeeze the entire S&P 500. LOOOOL

Shortly after Jow Forums was made years ago someone posted about this.

Been following it since.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .91%, worst day since Chrissimassu Eve. Managed to exit my LCI hedge puts without taking too much of a loss though lol. What the fuck is wrong with BGS? It's physically incapable of going below 19, but what's wrong with it?

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I bought 1000 shares of PLUG in panic mode, how fucked am I?

Nah it's bouncing.

Down .35%. That last minute pump, especially in amd, pretty much saved me from catastrophe

Down 1.57 percent. Most of my stuff didn't go down, so I used the opportunity to buy up some cheapies. Not a bad day.

PPT IN THAT AFTER HOURS ACTION, BOYS.
HOPE YOU BOUGHT TODAY.

>dat last minute face-ripping "recovery"

>that pic
i do, it just doesnt show up on internet personality meme quizes

classic, absolute classic

>people still edit that
its not that hard to just make a shitty new one

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Pretty good day all said and done. +2.5%.

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down about 1.5% in unrealized losses. I sat through watching 30K in equity disappear only to reappear later, I'm looking at my side cash to determine if I should buy cheapies here or wait until another bloodbath day like Christmas eve

Explain this to me, how can two people say such oposite things about the same fucking chart?

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I put all my money on a stock and lost 5% of my portfolio, stop loss triggered.

I don't want to play this game anymore, What are some etf's and other indexes that provide safe return? I'll just put some fun money into options if I'm feeling adventurous.

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Me went pretty hard in long @ 2869
Am up alot @_@ apparently

Yo what are the chances Mr. Trump gets on the horn tonight and says we just fucken nooked Iran?

Only down .12% for the day but I am goldfag so not really a win

Just buy VOO and ride the waves of the market for decades.

almost 0
but not quite

0.001 percent but that'd be pretty epic

Imagine all the profit that could be made off of that. It would definitely start a war and stocks of weapons manufacturers would skyrocket.

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jpn frens
print moar yens

Yo what are the odds the Chinese come back to the table tonight and Trump calls off the tarriffs?

Shut up bitchtits

THANK YOU to spider bro, and the user who posted about buying volatility last night. Might’ve offset a lot of my losses.

Bought tvix again during the closing pop, now it’s dropping again ;_;

I wanna go longnhard with you bbgrl
Write me some erotic RP gentlefemdom or whatever. Idc but no animals.

Fucking lucky bastard what’s your average? I wasn’t able to buy in last minute :/

I got something 5 inches long and hard for ya, and yes I am talking about my gentiles.

way funnier if we nuke Iran and pretend it wasn't us

like just do it stealth mode and watch as the rest of the world awkwardly decides they have to investigate us

GENTLEMAN
LYFT IS OFFICIALLY GOING DOWN
SCALP THAT SHIT IN THE KORNING BUY BUY BUY MAKE SOME MONEY NIGGAS

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