it is happening. i am literally shaking right now. check this out!
VITALIK PRESENTING ETH 2.0 ON STAGE
Vomit.
I have never been more embarassed to hold cryptocurrency. Good lord this is bad.
>i'm at work
>see thumbnail
>Vitalik Song and Rap
oh shit lmao dis gun be good
cringe
>that thumbnail
based. just bought 4 more
I think I died a little inside
holy fucking shit
dat shit waz lit
ETH is a mess
Just dumped my eth holy fuck
mc veets lit af
based money skeleton. never change
*audience erupts in laughter*
based nigger cunts aborting tyrone's nigger spawns
>...............................
exited all markets
MC 50 Sats when?
why the fuck cant he just act like every other rich faggot and do a mono tone talk?
this
Stickers and badges
I just sent all of my ETH to a Bitcoin address, just to permanently lock it up and make it unrecoverable.
Fuck your couch Vitalik! Fuck your couch!
How the hell did dequan nut in 2 girls in the same session and get them both preggers? Fucking BBCs man.
So this is what they've been doing since 2017 instead of rolling out Casper
wtf just bought 1k eth
is this a larp or april fools?
>institutional investors checking out
its fake user
I'm going to buy / sell bars now
this is unironically bullish
ETH 2.0 YO, ETH 2.0 YO, ETH 2.0 YO, ETH2.0 YO
it's all about the dapps!
Holy shit. Can we get more geeky/nerdy white microsoft/IBM types dancing for new releases. This makes me unironically want to go back to the 90's.
why is this space so immature? this is exactly why i dont let anyone know i fuck with crypto
What a fine lookin jew
Windows 95 was undoubtedly the highest energy MS launch
Microsoft actually had a product to back up their corny dance
ETH is just pure cringe and no substance
Vitalik just did the equivalent of this to ETH:
steve ballmer is funny af, good social skills no autist. bill gates stayed calm, looked confident and they picked the right music. don't lie to yourself, that performance by vitalik was embarassing and cringe^9000.
I'm not gay but I would suck the cum straight out of vitaliks huge cock
This is old news
>the flag of satan
>BITCONNECT vibes
ETHEREUM 2.0 Proof of Stakeconneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect
I don't know about you guys, I thought it was funny!
I hate this faggot
god it would have been incredible to have been an invested adult during the tech bubble.
C R I N G E
MY DEAR LORD IM SELLING
Wanna know what's cool? I was able to read that hiragana.
Vitalik selling Ethereum to the Americans
Mutts don't buy anything if they don't think its not racist and endorsed by a black man or at least a white rapper
Just bought 0.100 more ETH
Damn straight fire just bought 100k
BASED
boogers on the wall
boogers on the wall
look at me
i put my boogers on the wall
Wtf did I just watch.
WOW
I'd suck your dick raw #nohomo
Jesus fucking christ, textbook autism
OH NO NO NO NO
ZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUULTAN. this is unironically bearish btw.
I'd mine the genesis block if I could too.
seeing this dance puts another dimension on this classic parody song:
youtu.be
Boot it up!
also used in commercials
youtube.com
Lmao, sold 100k
Imagine actually investing in this person
who's that girl?
Linoy Sror, Israeli chick
That ancestors of that jewess stole some great European genes.
nice
Tiny chicks always have huge, disproportionate heads.