Alright Jow Forums...

Alright Jow Forums, today I graduate college today and I thought I would give back to the board I have wasted most of my time during these last 4 years.

I'm here to pitch a new shitcoin that could very well be a scam, but is too new to claim anything but a desire to hop on board early. It has no price as it's not listed on any exchanges and cannot be traded as of this moment since there is only just over 1000 miners (super small). As far as I know, it is the very first mobile android miner with real concurrent development.

Bear with me a moment as I give this shilled pitch:

As the world becomes increasingly digital, cryptocurrency is a next natural step in the evolution of money. Pi is the first digital currency for everyday people, representing a major step forward in the adoption of cryptocurrency worldwide.

Our Mission: Build a cryptocurrency and smart contracts platform secured and operated by everyday people.

Our Vision: Build the world’s most inclusive peer-to-peer marketplace, fueled by Pi, the world’s most widely used cryptocurrency.

For those interested, you can learn more at:
ht tps:// minepi (.) com/hodler

(Remove the spaces and parenthesis)

You can also directly find it from the play store by looking up "Pi Network", use the access code "hodler" to gain app access.

What's cool about this is that it runs completely on the background, doesn't use your phone battery, and only requires that you open it once every 24 hours to prove you're human and remove botting.

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Or you just use my code and receive godlike gains:

minepi.com/sminem100

Im an active user so you will earn more Pi if you use my invitation code.

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Another day, another scam

You earn the same regardless. What a sad attempt to undercut your fellow miners.

Well, it is on the play store. So let's scam android together

i can add them to my security circle

There's an old phrase that "you can't cheat an honest man".

Your comment "so let's scam android together" suggests that you know it's a scam, but you think you won't be the one scammed.

Overlooking your moral turpitude, this approach isn't the best way to achieve long-term gains.

kek.
desu no one knows if its a scam or not. but its worth a try if it is in fact not a scam since you dont lose any money.

If you use MY code, all of us will not only make it, we will all also have brapper or milky waifus.

minepi.com/Gmorin89

Sure it is. If you read their so-called "white paper", it's psychological bait to hook the disenfranchised.

What are the themes??
> the new money for "everyone"
> it's unfair that everyone but you has money
> if you join you may be rich
> you better hurry or you'll miss out
> crypto version of multi-level marketing
> give us your phone number /email address
> give us all of your contacts, and everyone you know

It works because some people really believe you can create money from nothing. But you can't. Only governments can do that.

well.. as i said. its worth a try since the only thing you have to do is push a button once a day.

and IF this shit isnt a scam you have a good chance to make it because you are so early.

Make your own post you dumb fucking faggot. Trying to post your own referral link on my thread just makes you sound retarded.

It's called a joke numbnuts. It's too new to even say right now. You could literally call any new token a scam.

lol butthurted loser

here are some other links to join to annoy this faggot OP

minepi.com/giggaligga
minepi.com/8888
minepi.com/selrod
minepi.com/Amphetamine
minepi.com/Estreezy710
minepi.com/Muu9
minepi.com/babyshark
minepi.com/itsyaboy

>today I graduate college today
The future is bleak

>Make your own post you dumb fucking faggot. Trying to post your own referral link on my thread just makes you sound retarded

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Genuine brainless everyone. Let's clap our butts in their sacrifice so that I can succeed in this future job market.

#blessed

I posted my own thread, but I think it's relevant here too. I just got a possible prostitute possible scammer to sign up.

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So good

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>he fell for the college meme

Oof, you convinced being McCuckalds Wagie is the wei?

have fun paying off your student debt while i earn close to 100k since i was 21yo