Walmart raises to 21 years old

Guys, how do I short the American healthcare system?

is there something I am missing about this tobacco demonizing getting ramped up lately?

Tobacco has helped me stay alive past those god awful teen years when I almost noped out of Life. I found out later I had ((mental illness)) but that shit faded as I got older and tobacco has still been the only medicine that worked.

Fuck the health consequenses. I am saner than most, not obese, and am a productive citizen who pays taxes.

The USA is so cucked and backwards, it's crazy. The USA is fatter than any fucking nation and dying younger and younger with the beetus and heart disease, yet they think smoking is the problem. No, it is definately not the fucking Wendy's on every street corner, corn syrup and onions added to every fucking dietary item. Fun fact: sugar was added more to food when the FDA claimed fat was "evil" in the 60s or 70s (thanks Dr. Ornish). Now it turns that this jacked-up synthetic sugar makes you fatter than eating straight up lard. Imagine that!

Sorry, had to rant.

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US is fatter because of spics

>tobacco
>medicine
lol

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hahahaheyyyy they slapped a new 24mg patch on me while i was in the doomrooms

i don't think their will be many angles for positives on the wackytabacky, weed and vapes are going to phase it out

You're absolutely spot-on, but the liberals and sjws don't want to hear it. They need a boogieman, and unlike the fast food companies, soda companies and confectioners, cigarette companies actually admit they are not good for you.

Honestly bring shame and demonization. Everytime. It's a cucked existence.

literally kys. I have three close relatives that died because of smoking and got lung cancer. fuck faggots like you.

>Tobacco has helped me stay alive

Not for long, Enjoy your cancer and no future investments for you.

don't forget it prevents alzheimer's!

>I have three close relatives that died because of smoking and got lung cancer.
lmao imagine having such shitty genes you blame tobacco

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Whats wrong with onions?

There are a lot of stuff that is proven to kill you if you overindulge. Perhaps we should ban them too?

>don't forget it prevents alzheimer's!

Cite your sources.

oh it was parkinson's not alzheimers hhehe

oh it was parkinson's not alzheimers hhehe

Cite em.

I don't have to cite shit, it's been known for 10 years it's public knowledge if you don't know it by now you're simply outing yourself as an illiterate.
You can cite me on this: you're faggot.

Just vape or use patches user. Nicotine is addictive but what kills you is all the other garbage in tobacco.

Anyone still consuming tobacco products is an absolute retard

>productive citizen who pays taxes.
why do people say this, it sounds autistic as fuck

Smoking was "shilling to the masses" 1.0 - radio/early tv
Shit food and brand awareness was "shilling" 2.0
Hyperconsumption became self aware and now everything shills any and everything - 3.0

A lot of people dont see how brainwashed people are or how stupid this age is. Some cherrypicked ad from the 50s about doctors preferring Camels is enough to make them feel as if they're living in a more "enlightened" time. All the while, they dont realize how they will be some caricaturized laughing stock a few generations from now. Unlike the people of old times, almost any era post 1965 and especially post 2007 rightly deserves that treatment.

I'm 2 weeks without a cigarette and thus have $70 more to put in Bitcoin. Also I feel way healthier, smell better, am more bloomer and less doomer. Stay poor faggot.

"Just think what you could do with all the money you spend on cigarettes" is the ultimate meme. Well done on those extra BTC but I give you two months tops, before you start spending your cigarette money another form of enjoyment.

I deleted that comment to fix pajeet typos. I am actually on a serious money grind right now. Cigarettes, boozing and cocaine are my last priorities for the rest of the year.

No worries, I'm just saying based on dozens of people I've seen believing this meme. Money grinds also usually end in binges where you spend more than what you would have if you kept at your same pace. Not a bad idea to invest before the bull run begins and enjoy the gains later though.

this. my grandpa died at 96 and he was a life time smoker. its all about genes

To be fair cigs are a shit vehicle for nicotine.