My gf was completely wasted yesterday

You're girlfriend sounds pretty badass

i see u never went to college

>she shit herself, than threw the shit on a girl she doesnt like.
based

she's cool, keep her and fuck her in the ass, she obviously likes shit

Mind if i jerk it to this?

I see you never graduated college

Throwing away your chances with an autistic girlfriend
lol ok retard

This, your gf is a shit-slinging baboon

well. if everything else is ok in your relationship dont end it.
and if you decide to break up with her dont do it right now. she will probably kill herself then because she must be fucked up enough already because of this shitty incident

Keep her but start cheating til you find someone you like more.

Imagine the smell
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>went to a college party and she shit herself, than threw the shit on a girl she doesnt like
thats hot

Why is your girl going to parties without you and getting shit-your-pants drunk?

It's already over.

>ruined her reputation
>will be a stain on yours regardless because you dated the girl who shit herself
lmao

He doesn't need to imagine it, he's probably still picking pieces of dried shit from his ears..

This DESU lad

I'll marry that if you're thinking of walking away.

A brown stain

>i think it is not acceptable for my gf to shit herself and toss her shit onto her rivals
thatd be dope as fuck if you were both monkeys

that is the most based thing i have ever heard on this board
you dont deserve her op
dont worry shell break up with you for being such a cuck

stick with her for a bit and see if you get a massive upper hand. If not drop her, ezpz

please post a picture of her

She shit herself because a second string dinduback from the sportsball team gave her an aids enema, like every other time she's gone out without you.

i think her self esteem is pretty low and she will stay with me doesnt matter what come.
even if i fulfill my rape fantasies with her.

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lol yeah you could do anything with her right now she will be glad you dont left her

Underwater welder went to trade school for a year now making $350k with 6 months of real work each year. So yeah how’s that degree treating you

The fuck did you study where you have time to get shitfaced on a Tuesday lmao? Basketweaving?

You are paying for this money with your health. I don't see that much difficulty between an office workaholic and a trade with crazy hours. Take good care of yourself user, so many of my friends just break down health-wise in late 30s. This gravy train ain't gonna last forever

he is larping

Anybody got that pic of the girl who passed out and shit herself in the doorway of a dorm room? Her g string literally split her poo in 2 like Moses parted the red sea

if u dump her id like to marry her

She sounds based

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is she pretty and/or hot? that sounds based as fuck. don't dump her user, if you do send me her number i'll take her

R-R-RRedditorial!!

Seconding this request

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That's exactly what happens

can someone pls post this
the mods can ban me instead i'l take it for the team

>neet detected

Holy fuck op, you keep her and tell her that you'll stay with her, but only if she shits herself around you and rubs it on you in the future as foreplay.

Who’s fucking larping now