Government secret service creates bitcoin

>government secret service creates bitcoin
>nerds and other people starting to trade it, wanting to make money with it

>"hack" exchanges with your supercomputers

>gain free money to your budget without government money


really. who else could hack these exchanges. i am computer expert and i have no fucking clue how to hack an exchange. its so fucking difficult that you really need backports and supercomputers to do that.

its really only governments has those abilities, to access highly secure computer systems.

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some expert you are

literally like CIA or something like that could made the whole bitcoin, autists and nerds thinking its "the new currency" and FOMO rises the prices, once in a while the goverment "hackers" go and just take what they need.

its highly known fact that government can spy our computers so easily with their skills and tools they have, so why wouldn't they not to steal the bitcoins also.

they get free funding money and what is the best is that it doesnt even appear on the governm,ent budget so they can literally do it underground wihthout nobody bothering.

i mean its like you build a chicken hut, and come collect the prices, the eggs every morning.

its globally free money, you dont need to physically steal anything, just open couple backports and use your central intelligence tools and volá, you've just gained fucking 10000 BTC magic internet money for your budget to spend.

I wonder if binance's computers have intel management engine

intel has alot of backports, but i believe
every single american computer has backports. i believe that the intelligence service even has tools to fuckign access every single computer in the world which has a internet connection.

you are not a computer expert. you're a fucking idiot i can smell it on you.

the government didnt create bitcoin you're retarded

Why would the government and the Jews create something that totally sabotages their goal of enslaving humanity when they already had everyone by the balls with their banking cartel? Doesn't make sense.

>government secret service creates bitcoin
so they can tax the hell out of who they make rich from their printer of nowhere internet coin

Oh my god just as fiat
Everything makes sense now

You are not a computer expert if you arent aware that the weakest link in the security of any system is usually the human interacting with it. You could hack and exchange with a raspberry pi if you are good at tricking people.