He doesn't stay late at work to sniff female chairs after they leave

This, i love this board and the seat sniffers that sail on her

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No user, it has to be a seat with a lot of cushion and give to it as it will absorb braap smells all day. Not saying bike seats are bad, but if your looking for the most pungent concentrated braap smell squeeze a office chair cushion

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>work
>not being a neet

Imagine sniffing the airplane seat they sat on for hours on end

God tier thread OP.

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I'm sorry to break it for you but you are just inhaling shit from mites

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Not anymore I'm not, all that stuff came out during the first few times I did it, was still worth it

Fucking filter feeder lmao

The mites eat whats inside the cushion and shit it out.
As long as there is a cushion there will be shit from mites.

You will probably die from a lung infection

Jesus christ this is the quality of the new 1%.
Fuck we're all doomed

It doesn't matter anyways cause the whole department got new chairs last year, I've been doing this for a long time now and I assure you that while I may be inhaling some other things 99% of it is pure braap

I used to pull this kind of shit at the gym, in class, work, everywhere.

Then I started getting laid, a lot. Like a new college girl every week. Why sniff their residual molecules when I can put my tongue right in the source? Sexual deprivation is what motivates your behavior.

Post the GDQ webm.

Yep,

I'm back on biz.

This

also getting paid to do overtime?

nothing beats the source OP
just shoving your tongue all over her pussy while you sniff a faint smell
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

How can you tell the gender of a chair and how can you sniff them after they have left?

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Our office has a break room on most floors. I always put out this dip I buy from the store (has beans and cheese in it) along with some tasty chips. Everyone always says I'm great for doing that and thanks me. I wouldn't care if they did though. The braps they provide is thanks enough.

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Salute

Unfortunately not, salary only, but I am known as the guy who works late

It's not necessarily the chair it's just knowing where everyone sits in the office, so you know which ones to target

>he works with females

Also see above for the braap sniff method, I literally crouch down, wrap my arms around the side of the seat cushion, then with my hands pointing in towards me I simultaneously squeeze and press as I take deep breathes, usually the first 3-4 times are the most pungent and concentrated sniffs I can get out of a cushion before I move on to the next one

You have a favorite chair? you do it based on the chicks?

what if a chair is leather coated to keep it from absorbing chemicals. will they repel braps too?

Yeah there's 4 of em that I like the most, I usually hit 2 at the beginning and then finish with the other 2

Yeah if the chair is leather coated it does somewhat repel the braaps, especially if it's new. Thankfully we don't have any of those anymore and only had very few before we got new chairs. Once the leather cracks and the cushion gets exposed though the braaps can be safely stored until I squeeze them out later on

based and sniffpilled

jesus christ Jow Forums

that's disgusting, what if they don't clean themselves? just thinking about it makes my stomach churn

>he doesn't know management has hidden tiny security cameras and are making fun of him behind his back

>just thinking about it makes my stomach churn
careful, posting like that will just turn him on

T. Never gonna make it

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No wonder you fucking incels always have pink eye.

Braaps are more pungent and concentrated this way and provides an even more euphoric feeling throughout my body as I deeply inhale them. This thread is not for you fren, braaps are not for everyone, but I'm gonna make it

It's equally euphoric as it sexual

you're the best OP

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kek

Is that you OP?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4rUutFzaWCo

Wtf did he think

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finally, there it is

this thread is gold OP
thank you for brightening my day.

Jesus christ nigga yuck

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let me guess OP you faggot also hold Link and worship CZ, right?
jfc this board is so retarded it shouldn't even be possible

Op you need to blow your load over there chairs when they go that is your next mission

I would argue that if that user was a true braap lover he would of taken a mental note of the good seats and stayed in the room after everyone left so he could then sniff away uninterrupted

Never going to make it