ITT: We write Sergeys 10 minute speech

Shitcoin. Didn't wanna tell ya, but it's true. LINK is a shitcoin. ETH 2.0 blows us out of the water.

Its the same speech only faster.

Muh oracles!

Huh? Huh? Huh?
*opens and closes hand in front of face*

Welcome to my carnival

WE ARE MANIACS

h-h-hi everyone, sooooo the problem we're going to be discussing...

*sharts*

MOVING BEYOND TOKENIZATION
TAMPER PROOF
MIDDLEWARE
TRUSTED ENCLAVES
NODES AS A SERVICE

the final solution to the oracle problem is at hand

Theoretically you're momma is made of dickcheese

and thanks, I just bought 100k

Jews will not replace us!

*starts to sweat heavily and has to sit down for a moment**

You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it

*unzips fly*
*awkwardly pulls dicks out through open zip*
*begins a mixture of urinating and cumming on stage*

RORY WHERE ARE MY FUCKING BURGERS

ch-chainlink is middleware like the tray we carry our big macs on

Do the needful sirs

my bags

*ahem*

*TING TING TING*

FUCK SHITCOINS AND FUCK NIGGERS

CHAINLINK $1000 EOY

*ENTIRE AUDIENCE GETS ON THEIR FEET AND WILDLY APPLAUDS*

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