/smg/ - Stock Market General

Hold on to yo butt!
SPY sub 260 edition!

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Gochisosama deshita:

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YAMEROOOOO BOBO-KUN

>BABA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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DDDDRRRRRUUUUMMMPPPFFFF

INUV

Next week merger + IPO of new company that its merging with

... that picture is oddly arousing, yet sickening.

I need some gains damn it

Fuck trump. No children in oval office please!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NUUUUUUUUU

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DRUMPFFFFF

Thoughts on BTI? Since today seems like a great day to buy.

Seems like China has already beat trump.

Should I start buying lptx today?

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>he didnt buy puts
lmaoooooooooooo

Shut up bitchtits

Who here /STMP/ for that cheeky dead cat bounce? Feels like them lowering earning expectations was pretty transparent and based. Better that than surprising the investors next earnings cycle with huge losses. This sell off is surely an overreaction.

Possible moon mission next, week but also might get cheaper in today's shit storm

Feeling like making a cheeky Tcehy investment lads

Why?
Shut up as in it's gonna go back up?

Good, so it'll do something besides go down like it has all week?

>NIO is green

Ship is turning, SHIP IS TURNING BUY INDEXES LONG AT 9000x LEVERAGE

Everything was going so well, this week came from absolutely nowhere. Fuck Trump!

Lost five thousand dollars

Who else wants to SCREAM right now?

Fuck my other meme stock of choice is PLUG and it is currently taking a fat dump on my chest

Checked

What the fuck is going on ? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? IF TRUMP EXTENDS THE TARRIF DEADLINE AFTER DINNER TONIGHT IT WILL ALL RECOVER RIGHT?

As in getting emotional over short term price action won't accomplish anything, and I think people should calm down and approach their situation logically

He comes from a dysfunctional family. Fred Trump would fly off the handle at holidays and celebrations, taking it out on his family. That’s why Biden is doing so well getting into Zonald’s Head, because he looks like Fred Trump with a shaved mustache.

who feeling /cozy/ and hodling here

I am

He’d look like a huge loser if he backtracked that quickly but he’s known to whiplash so make your bets.

>tradingview
>koyfin
fuck me
i spent weeks looking for technical analysis tools and there it is right there, in the description

Who here transferred into bond market on Tuesday like a champ?

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Not looking today. Payday is tomorrow so conflicted on hoping for cheap buys vs some life coming back to my portfolio today. For me, it's cheap buys tomorrow followed by further losses next week with the same discussion in two weeks.

How will he finance his presidential 2020 campain if he fucks over all his rich friends now through the stock market?

Kek LCIfag on suicide watch.

why does he need sponsors? His companies will pay for it.

ahhh, another lovely day to be of the ursidae family

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Itll bounce back to $9. Buy in around $5-$6.

Didn't I literally say, just yesterday, that the market is full of shit for always trying to remain green by believing Trump when it has no business to believe him.

There is no deal. There will be more tariffs. China is going to retaliate. Enjoy your economic loses, Eastern and Western men.

Everyone is so fucking hardheaded. Just bake no deal and recession into the pie and the loses will be a lot less. And stop listening or paying attention to Trump.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Orange man bad.

Thanks divbro fren

AAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME GOO. I WON'T KONG AGAIN PLEASE

Yeah but that fag was trying to convince people it wouldn't drop below 7 and to long the pump and dump. Pathetic. The dude deserves to get raped by bears literally.

Anybody got any tips on RKDA?
It's looking mighty cheap right now

True, short term basically doesn't mean jack shit.
But seeing your investments go down that much in a day is disheartening

I was up $100
No im down $100
I have long term plans so this all is looking like cheapies to me

But I did pump and dump. Bought in at $7, it went up to $9, and I sold at $8.50. Good shit

Comfy af.

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B-but f-4d ch-chess...

You got dem Pfizer divies divibro?

No shit but if you had listened to LCIfag and longed it you would be in the negatives instead of reaping the sweet loads from the pump and dump.

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Trump will be sending the US national team in to buy the SPY starting at 11 or 1145 EST
They won’t pump hard, but they’ll stabilize the SPY to give the negotiators some leverage
Just chill and ride this one out lads

Uh guys... is... is LCI bouncing back?! Like now?!

well yeah i just loaded on puts.

Unless there is news, no
No reversal until it bottoms out
Unless some news comes out

I'm sorry fren. Y u suck so bad? Maybe you need a break

Dumped most of my weed position. Was still up 50% on CRON and up 10% on ACB and CGC since winter, but I don't want to get greedy and I'm sick of the inane volatility. Holding on to some CGC though for the long haul.

Slammed that money into T for now.

Fuck bros! Somebody take a look at RKDA! Hard to resist buying! Thoughts?! Anyone?! Its below $5!!!

You have to go back

Elect a business man president they said
It will be fine they said

This is what I was talking about. Do the opposite of what LCIfag says wait for this shit to bottom out which could be a while. It will go up but don't get fucked listening to LCIfag on when to buy or hold. That's why 2scoops is no longer with us, God rest his soul. We already lost rkg too I'm guessing since I never see her disturbing posts anymore.

Druummmppppfffff!!!!!!
#TRIGGERED

im voting for Bernie Sanders next time

man i remember when i bought 10k worth of sesn at .60 but am too much of a adhd ridden faggot to actually hold things longer than a month

RKDA reeeee!

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I used to be one of those people, but then I looked around and saw I was fucking retarded. We've got the shitty situations in this country because businesses are already running it through buying politicians. We merely completed the final step by putting a business-focused man in the highest office.

Reminder you've never had a job and never risked your own money

For people just lurking with no holdings
DONT BUY NOW wait till tomorrow don’t even lurk here right now because today is going to be a straight red day
If you can afford puts STMP, BYND, LYFT, and ROKU(EOM puts) are all good otherwise don’t buy a single share
Fuck this. Fuck niggers. Fuck K2. FUCK JANNIES FUCK CHINA FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK THIS TRADE WAR BULLSHIT

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Tfw recently bought PLUG and LPTX. So many bags to hold, how do I cope?

Buy more lol. Add LCI for the /smg/ meme index.

This guy made over 14k (he never had to pay shipping) selling or reselling lego. Whats your excuse for gambling on pennystock when you could be doing this?

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I'm not 16 anymore and it's not enough for older me to deal with all this dumb shit and dumb people.

Fuck off you dumb socialist faggot, I guess you haven't noticed the over growth of federal government in all aspects of life and how the public sector now nearly encompasses 50% of the job market when it's only the private sector that generates true wealth. Go vote for Bernie you dumb goi.

>he voted for a protectionist president that wants to control the central bank, and tries to centrally plan the economy around the Dow Joans

OH NO NO NO NO

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That ID

so why did capitalism allow this to happen?

I WANT A REFUND WHAT THE FUGG

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Over 400k volume on apple there. Buy the dip!

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Oh no! My ID!
Lazy lady hog. Damn. Better get new IP for this thread

Because you also went full democracy.

>market still a shit
>close to elections
>hmmm I’m making a deal with Cuba TONIGHT!
>stocks blast off beyond the moon
>his actual rich friends (ie not your crying faggot ass) get buried in cash
>4 more years
It’s 8th dimensional zero gravity cricket he’s playing

he will make you pay for his friends' losses

WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER RABBIT EAR HANG ON TO YOUR BUTTS

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I'll be voting for whoever applied the most pain since that seems to be the only way out of this.

Are you really that fucking retarded? Look all throughout history and name me one country that didn't get crushed under the weight of it's own beuracracies and oligarchies. It's the nature of things you dumb faggot, systems have zero shit to do with it.
>businesses will eventually form oligarchies
>for politicians to get elected they have to make laws
>enough time passes you get too many laws and business in bed with government
Fuckers like you are super easy to manipulate through bi-partisan politics.

Mornin /smg/!

(also lmaoing @ LCI's life)

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>Butt Status: Hanged onto

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>$7 is the new floor

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>everyone shitting on LCI

either buy LCI now or wait a bit longer for it to bottom out

or don't wait and buy a company that isn't shit instead

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Reminder you've only traded for 1 year and have only held one stock that's going to zero

You some kind of ancap weirdo?

Reminder if you listen to tripfags you deserve everything that happens to you

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People aren't shitting on LCI as much as they are shitting on LCIfag and his terrible advice.

You some kind of retarded faggot?

Typical ancap can't even put forth a basic defense.

Addendum Peter Schiff is an honorary tripfag

Why not shit on both?

>Lost five thousand dollars
Where's the last place you remember seeing it?