Are you ready Stinkies?

Fanks fren

I don't believe it

What i believe is some whale user paid some women to say those lines

kinda want to send her some linkies...

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

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lmao @ ur life

what's that accent from?

based, redpilled, /thread

I'll record more after based Sergey speaks

estonia

Sounds Scandinavian

it's from fiverr

Hey, cutie ;) sorry I saw your post and I just thought you probably look cute, i really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls talking about chainlink haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your post. Sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you're really cute and nice xxx

what happened to the tits rule? at least a bra with timestamp

vocaroo.com/i/s1f3RQGI6OKQ

Suck my asshole whore

how many links to sniff your braps?

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When the satire is so detailed it hurt your heart to write it.

Femanon, do you ever imagine the smell?

more pls i need more dopamine ty

vocaroo.com/i/s06iewQbpjz5

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>tfw no linkie femfren to spoon and cuddle and rub my pee pee on her butt

Post pics, otherwise probably tranny

>whale
You don't have to be a whale to pay some pajeet woman $5 to read a script.

Wow. Never ever audition for anything, user's roastie. That was the worst reading off a script I've ever heard. I love everything to do with Chainlink, and after seven seconds of your shit voice tripping over basic sentence structure, I couldn't even be bothered to listen to the rest

AND I'VE READ EVERY WORD OF THE CHAINLINK WHITEPAPER

How big is your stack?

thanks a lot cunt yeah i was ready for the dump fuck you bitch whos paying you

Women don't have any shame or dignity.

Should I do this with my gf? She unironically holds 3k linkies because I told her to invest her money and she just gave it to me.

Thanks, i hope it wasn't a fat stinky guy paying for some twitch script

that did it for me. Thanks femanonfren. Can you please post a pic of your milker?

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based

Fiverr actor tards

tits finally

How big are your front brappers? How big is your link stack?

Can I play too?
vocaroo.com/i/s0sOzs4zo1u0

Can I sniff your brappper for 100 linkies?

based, redpilled, linkpilled, cryptopilled and blackpilled.
/thread

how old are you, 12?

OMG. These are amazing. I love Eurochicks and Im from Latin America.

But you know the rules...

w-wait there's g-grills on Jow Forums?

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of course

actual femanon here

vocaroo.com/i/s1DqJYqMYs6U

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w-wanna get some c-coffee sometime?

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Holy shit OP you sound hot
I got a little fable for eastern europe girls
but you know the rules hun
tits or gtfo

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TITS OR GTFO

are you jewish?

What kind of feminist shit are you? Fat? Ugly? Poor?

why do you fart so much? It's hard to hear what you're saying because of it. I had to play it many times and still don't know what you said:(