HOLY SHIT Jow Forums THE HACKERS OF BINANCE ARE CALLING OUT MCAFEE ON HIS DICK EATING BET!! NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY STOLE...

HOLY SHIT Jow Forums THE HACKERS OF BINANCE ARE CALLING OUT MCAFEE ON HIS DICK EATING BET!! NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY STOLE THE BITCOIN

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if you really spent time and effort on this shitpost, that's just sad

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This is bullish for chainlink

OH NONONO HAHAHAHAHA

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QRD: Hackers stole 7k BTC from binance to suppress the price of bitcoin under 1mil before 2020 so mcafee has to eat his dick

they are "offering" him to docusign a smartcontract where he'll wear what sounds like a cock ring with a blade in it.

if btc is 1mil this device will activate and chop his dick off.

welcome to a world of end-to-end deterministic trust less smart contracts. Great use case.

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this is unironically bullish for link

Based

bearish for mcafee

this is bullish for eth

kek

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This is bearish for BNB the hackers are going to kill crypto all for a little game

This has nothing to do with chainlink you stupid shill.

bearish for chainlink first usecase is a man getting his dick chopped off

why havent you used to originial bruno french bot

Fucking lel mcafee btfo

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Checked. Someone get this to McAfee ASAP.

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bullish for smart contracts

OP Nobel price for literature

*prize

>this use case
Bears on suicide watch lmao ttyl

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lmao

Fucking lol so this is what will cause the Golden bullrun and smart contracts to be adopted

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samefag

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Imagine bogging mcafee with this smartcontract

Bullish For Bogs.

just dumped 100k btc to get his dick chopped off

Fucking kek. Brilliant

He wouldn’t do this anyway. Shit thread

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>he'll wear what sounds like a cock ring with a blade in it
>if btc is if btc is >1mil this device will activate and chop his dick off.

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fuck my sides

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Retards.
The price of any financial instrument is the last traded price, regardless of volume.

Mcafee can therefore post proof of him selling or buying 0.000001BTC over the counter for US$1 at any time, and then rightfully claim 1BTC is worth US$1,000,000.00.

"Technically correct" is the best kind of correct, and savvy businessmen like Mcafee are well aware of that.

You idiot the smart contract is going to use decentralized oracles so he can’t rig it. Chainlink will aggregate the price. And while the input is amusingly trivial, the output is exciting. The IOT cock guittione would execute unlocking or dropping the blade on his cock, decapiyating him so to speak

Honestly exciting times for crypto. Very bullish for eth and chainlink.

Someone should actually do this with a puppet or something.

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Fucking KEK mcafee would never agree to this he’d get BTFO’d so bad his dick would come off

How does it make him eat his dick though?

cock ring pump tube mouth

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is this bullish or bearish for chainlink? See

Solves all my problems

What smart contract? Mcafee said i'll eat my dick if btc doesn't reach 1mm by blahblah. Nobody cares (he certainly won't) about a smart contract that says otherwise.

The world is so bugfuck insane today that I could almost believe this.

What are the 7000btc for?

Did you not read the quick rundown you idiot? Brainlet

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Buy signal.

Binance hackers pumping btc to convince him he’s safe only to dump on him before 2020

Cringe

fake and gay. Suck your own dick

holy shit nigger, lmao

If my ass could speak, this is what it would sound like

Cringe

Holy shit KEK

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