HOLY SHIT Jow Forums THE HACKERS OF BINANCE ARE CALLING OUT MCAFEE ON HIS DICK EATING BET!! NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY STOLE THE BITCOIN
HOLY SHIT Jow Forums THE HACKERS OF BINANCE ARE CALLING OUT MCAFEE ON HIS DICK EATING BET!! NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY STOLE...
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if you really spent time and effort on this shitpost, that's just sad
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This is bullish for chainlink
OH NONONO HAHAHAHAHA
QRD: Hackers stole 7k BTC from binance to suppress the price of bitcoin under 1mil before 2020 so mcafee has to eat his dick
they are "offering" him to docusign a smartcontract where he'll wear what sounds like a cock ring with a blade in it.
if btc is 1mil this device will activate and chop his dick off.
welcome to a world of end-to-end deterministic trust less smart contracts. Great use case.
this is unironically bullish for link
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bearish for mcafee
this is bullish for eth
kek
This is bearish for BNB the hackers are going to kill crypto all for a little game
This has nothing to do with chainlink you stupid shill.
bearish for chainlink first usecase is a man getting his dick chopped off
why havent you used to originial bruno french bot
Fucking lel mcafee btfo
Checked. Someone get this to McAfee ASAP.
bullish for smart contracts
OP Nobel price for literature
*prize
>this use case
Bears on suicide watch lmao ttyl
lmao
Fucking lol so this is what will cause the Golden bullrun and smart contracts to be adopted
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this
Imagine bogging mcafee with this smartcontract
Bullish For Bogs.
just dumped 100k btc to get his dick chopped off
Fucking kek. Brilliant
He wouldn’t do this anyway. Shit thread
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>he'll wear what sounds like a cock ring with a blade in it
>if btc is if btc is >1mil this device will activate and chop his dick off.
fuck my sides
Retards.
The price of any financial instrument is the last traded price, regardless of volume.
Mcafee can therefore post proof of him selling or buying 0.000001BTC over the counter for US$1 at any time, and then rightfully claim 1BTC is worth US$1,000,000.00.
"Technically correct" is the best kind of correct, and savvy businessmen like Mcafee are well aware of that.
You idiot the smart contract is going to use decentralized oracles so he can’t rig it. Chainlink will aggregate the price. And while the input is amusingly trivial, the output is exciting. The IOT cock guittione would execute unlocking or dropping the blade on his cock, decapiyating him so to speak
Honestly exciting times for crypto. Very bullish for eth and chainlink.
Someone should actually do this with a puppet or something.
Fucking KEK mcafee would never agree to this he’d get BTFO’d so bad his dick would come off
How does it make him eat his dick though?
cock ring pump tube mouth
is this bullish or bearish for chainlink? See
Solves all my problems
What smart contract? Mcafee said i'll eat my dick if btc doesn't reach 1mm by blahblah. Nobody cares (he certainly won't) about a smart contract that says otherwise.
The world is so bugfuck insane today that I could almost believe this.
What are the 7000btc for?
Did you not read the quick rundown you idiot? Brainlet
based binance hackers
Buy signal.
Binance hackers pumping btc to convince him he’s safe only to dump on him before 2020
Cringe
fake and gay. Suck your own dick
holy shit nigger, lmao
If my ass could speak, this is what it would sound like
Cringe
Holy shit KEK
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