We are surely going to make it. What have you contributed to Chainlink?

pivotaltracker.com/n/projects/2129823

I made alot of memes in the early days and pushed the shadowfork fud

It's spelled Chainlin now actually, they rebranded.

I promoted bigmacs in honor of sergey.

VERY BASED user

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I wrote several pastas including Adelyn and Sergey's first meeting.

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Bro just download Lightshot. How have you been living your life without it? Pic related, took me literally 10 seconds from screenshot to posting it

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=8iYoE4_q0Po&t=106s

I make this song

Based as FUCK

Ah yes the reddit unit, you boys must have endured alot. God bless you marine absolutely based

I fud link on reddit, but I got my close circle of friends to each buy atleast 5K link so we can all still be friends when I'm filthy rich.

I have offered up this

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I made 400k today lol

Any other place I can buy LINK that isn't Binance? I keep getting my purchase through card denied even though I'm sitting on 30k right now.

I fud on reddit and on here

Calling out the cash grab that is CLCG

i salute you

i accidentally click and bought chainlink at 10k

well done user

thank you user
you deserve to make it

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Never gonna make it user.

a-anoyne?

Where the hell is the cuckbase listing?

Try a dex like Idex

etherdelta

Thank you based anons.

Yes. The 55 user and all.

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I was at the supermarket yesterday looking at bags ofriceand my thoughts were interrupted by some fatass blurting out "CHING CHONG" behind me.

I turned around and it was this mentally disabled Russian guy wearing a blue plaid shirt type getup. I did a quick look up and down the aisle - wasn't sure if he had a handler or not. He then said "ching chong" again but a bit more quietly and chuckled to himself and started drooling. He pushed me out of the way and started looking really, really closely at the prices while muttering things like "decentralized adelyns" and "not as much as a cup of coffee." For some reason he seemed to be 'feel' testing therice? He kept opening bag after bag and running his fingers through it before throwing each one on the floor. When one of the store staff came to confront him, the russian guy just stood completely still and stared at the clerk for about, like, 2 minutes before tearing ass. It was like a rusty trombone blast with a wet note at the end and he started dripping blood on the floor, and my god the stench was fucking horrible. The store clerk threatened to call the police while this guy just kept staring, but then this balding fat white guy with a black baby trailing him ran down the aisle and interjected. "SERGEY, there you are. Oh my god sir I am so sorry I was working on some important partnerships at our McDonald's business meeting and he just wandered off" and he takes this Sergey guy by the hand and leads him out of the store, leaving the staff member and I there. This 'Sergey' guy kept glaring at me on the way out like it was my fault.
I then later found out that he's the CEO of some kind of broken json parser project. Fuck this token and fuck its CEO.

Use a decentralized exchange

I hope this does not come out as fud but I have some concerns with the Chainlink team. It appears Chainlink is a part-time side project. See below:

Dimitri Roche is currently an advisor to Loop and Tie. He does dedicate a lot of his spare time to Chainlink along with his own projects you can find on his website.

Mark Oblad's - OK it looks like he came on board in April 2018. But has not been heard of since.

Alex Kwiatkowski - A software engineer for Northpass and Pivotal. He is a freelancer that may take on a UI job here and there for Chainlink.

John Barker - A software engineer for Chapterspot. It looks like he will mess around with some SGX stuff late at night every once an a while.

Dan Kochis - This guy doesn't even have a twitter but is supposed to be head of business development. Another one that appears to be hired on but never heard from again.

Adelyn Zhou - Where do I start. She has not updated her linkedin or website to show she works at Chainlink but she is the fucking marketing director for god's sake. This "hire" scares me the most. The marketing director is basically supposed to do the exact opposite of what she has "done" so far. She has tweeted more about Rich Asians than Chainlink.

Thomas Hodges - Nothing bad to say about the Hodge Doge

Rory Piant - He was part time but rumor has it he has quit his teaching job. He still is working over at Idex and Tap Project. He has dedicated more of his part time to Chainlink as of late.

The Advisors - Don't get me started, they don't even follow Chainlink on twitter ffs.

Sergey - He supposedly hired a business developer and head of operations but still does not have any time for the community? He has no scheduled events, I could only assume he is thinking of his next venture?

Steve Ellis - he cool but has way less commits now that they hired some part time devs.

Not trying to fud but I have a serious concern with Chainlink. Chainlink has been on Ropsten for a month and everyone was expecting all these potential partners to test on the test net. The team even told people to keep an eye on Ropsten to see the customers using the network. Well for 3 weeks the only transactions on Ropsten have been regular peeps taking the 100 Ropsten link from the faucet. There has been absolutely no requests for data. In fact, someone asked Thomas why and then Thomas made a run to show it works. Well I see Thomas's request for data but it is the only one.

Why is there no testing on Ropsten? Where are all these customers/partners/devs that are supposed to be drooling at the potential of Chainlink? I know the lack of communication, lack of updates from Sergey, lack of social media presence, increasing competition from large players are all red flags but this may be the largest.

Does anyone actually want to use Chainlink Network?

-Insider here... The team had a big fight after Denver. Sergey tried to restore calm but there was nothing that could be done: Steve and Thomas have left the team after they couldn't agree on the next step. Thomas wants mainnet but Steve thinks they should wait until after psd2. Rory and the community leaders are in damage control deleting the posts made by exteam members. Adlyn refused Sergey marriage proposal so he kicked her out of the team. Also the increasing amount of developers is really just a smoke screen to cover up the recent issues.

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which one of you fags told GreekGodx about LINK, he was in the futurism stream this morning for Sergey speaking at Fluidity.

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I shilled it to willing friends, family, and anons with accurate, clear, and complete information.

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Found the plebitor. Kys

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We're going to make it marines. No more chains only links

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I kill a nigger bitch everyday before cumming on the sigil (and my daughter)

>posting the edit

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How many of them listened to you? Out of everyone I've told, the only person who thought it sounded like a good idea and actively asked questions about it was my redpilled but shunned father (he now has a suicide stack and I plan to take care of him for the rest of his life). Siblings, cousins, old college friends, one coworker... everyone else would cut me off and start npc'ing at me about unrelated shit or telling me that cryptocurrency is 'too risky.' I gave them all a couple chances and they didn't care, so now I just keep quiet. I can't wait for vindication.

Ahhhh. I remember this pasta.

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What is a suicide stack? keep hearing that thrown around. Thanks user

It means having a small stack so that just in case it moons you don't have to kys yourself for missing out.

OH sh** then I have a suicide stack h*** yeah. Thanks user

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I'm also ready to jump ship to the next exchange that isn't binance... are there ANY decent true dex solutions coming anytime soon?

heh, i remember my foray into enlightening others. similar results. but maybe vindication is a too petty. never forget how grateful you are to have this opportunity.

Mooning too fast. Wish it did a slow climb to 0.60, then slow climb to 0.70, accelerating when it hit $1, then slow climb to $10, then accelerate toward $100 and beyond. Whenever it shoots up too fast like it is now, I'd expect a pull back.

SHORT TERM bearish because of the spike. Long term it's going to be background noise and we're still on track to be the new CIA glowniggers

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT LINK WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE BIGGEST COIN BY MY VOLUME

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA FUN WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A CUP AND A HANDLE (YEEAAAHHH)

GREEN CANDLES START COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
FEED ME THE LINKS AS I HIT THE BUY BUTTON
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO BUY THAT DIP
TA SAYS DIP BUT THE COIN'S HOT SHIT
SO MANY MOONS, SO MANY MINE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH BUY LOW AND SELL HIGH?
ACCUMULATE ALL YOU CAN BRO
STINKY LINKIE PORTFOLIO

HEY NOW, YOU'RE IN CHAINLINK, HOLD YOUR TOKENS, GREAT BAGS!
HEY NOW, YOU'RE IN CHAINLINK, LOVE THE FUDDERS, STAY MAD!
ALL SMART CONTRACTS ARE GOLD
ONLY LINKIES SOLVE THE ORACLE

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I got my one friend into crypto, he's now all in LINK with a modest 4k stack. I really hope it pays off.

Based and linkpilled

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Same poster from desktop, shilled it to 5 people I personally know and countless anons. None of the irl people heeded by advice but many anons thanked me for my explanations. Friends, family and coworkers all basically said something along the lines of what you said, muh ponzi, muh private keys too hard to manage, muh high risk, etc.

How many of them listened to you? Out of everyone I've told, the only person who thought it sounded like a good idea and actively asked questions about it was my redpilled but shunned father (he now has a suicide stack and I plan to take care of him for the rest of his life). Siblings, cousins, old college friends, one coworker... everyone else would cut me off and start npc'ing at me about unrelated shit or telling me that cryptocurrency is 'too risky.' I gave them all a couple chances and they didn't care, so now I just keep quiet. I can't wait for vindication.

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My boomer parents actually listened to me and now they hold a decent stack of LINK, along with btc. They knew pretty much nothing about crypto when I first explained it to them. But I gave up trying to shill crypto to normies a long time ago, they just don't get it.

I usually start talking about gold and the banks... So if they grab the issue and get interested I spill the beans little by little, usually cut the convo and send some links to read, if they read i tell them more, if not i keep my mouth shut, i treat myself like if it were an honor to speak about these things with me, so i don't shill per se, i just shit test to see if they are an autist about these things before opening the gates

Own over 1 million. Got another friend over a million. Got three friends with 100k. My wife got 100k. The rest all npc me when bring it up and I gave up. Only those willing to look and take risk deserve to make it.

Sauce on this waitress, I've wanted to know for months now.

Most people won't understand. At least the they took the risk to trust you.

Same story here. I have a masters in computer science so you'd think my friends and family would at least believe me when I told them to get a 1k suicide stack when it only cost a couple hundred $$. But nope. Probably shilled it to over 15 people, if I'm being honest. Only person I know who almost bought in was a depressed boomer who had nothing to lose by throwing a couple $k into crypto. He ended up not buying though cause it was too hard for him.

Some advice, when we do make it, make sure to tell everyone you shilled it to that you sold low and didn't make much money otherwise your life is going to be absolute shit as you see how vain and materialistic everyone who you thought cared about you really is.

No idea, but I'm pretty sure that event was in Prague.

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Yes, tell people you got hacked and lost everything, that someone entered in your computer and caught your keys, and appear really depressed, try to drink these days and don't wash your hair, basically try to look completely destroyed, so they feel pity for you and ghost you out of scorn like the normies they are, so you will be free to do whatever you please

I think I did my part in some dark times. Made collectors' edition link cringe memes for any marines that asked for it. Assblaster replied to posts of mine in threads ("He looked at me!!!")

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Oh, and I made this chart and have updated it periodically, I think it's helpful for non-retarded linkies to put some realistic constraints on their price predictions. God does this chart make people sperg out though...

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some basic oc
that no one ever reposts

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I made this, among many other memes?

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It was in Sydney, Fren

There is an error in your chart at the top of the second column

I was a regular user of reddit ….but became obsessed with /biz because of LINK

niggers know about link, just sold 100k

So much has been that will not be talked about or even believed, not even here. Most of what you have imagined has gone on behind the scenes has actually been happening. Meme economy, espionage, and all manner of buggery. I wish to share, but that is not in the nature of these things. I wish you all the best and hope that you all had as much fun as I did.

Godspeed. especially you, Damu.

they will write about you in the history books solider.

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based and redpilled

None of my friends listened to me when I shilled Ethereum. At the time all there was to go off of was Bitcoin and it was fake magic internet coins to them. Only one single friend invested his savings into it and believed in me, but he had to liquidate to pay for college. He now has to live with the fact that he sold 980 Ethereum at a price of $22 each.

Funny how now all of my friends have jumped on LINK the very first time I shilled it to them. FOMO and jealousy will make a man do drastic things.

They also think I'm some crypto genius that knows all of the gems. What they don't know is that I just research projects that are popular on Jow Forums because the hivemind here knows how to pick a great project. Its a social darwinism on steroids.

Haha same

fuck off pajeet

Doin the lords work anons

I created the chainlink space program. Maybe some of you remember.

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What's chainlink

A scam

I believe.

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>as you see how vain and materialistic everyone who you thought cared about you really is.
I hope this happens to me one day. I hope LINK makes me so much god damn money that people come crawling to me. Will make it much easier to identify who real friends and family are, and leave the rest behind.

I bought 11k at ICO and never touched it since. So I took 11k out of the circulating supply basically. Not much but it's the best I can do.

I found one of Sergey's old Reddit accounts which made for great FUD.

I made the chainlink Mastercard thread and a couple other breadcrumb digging threads. What a time this board was last year

I created this Chainlink video.

youtu.be/IfhtZ2bZd0g