/smg/ - Stock Market General

Pic related, bought $1k more to my small robinhood account

Looking to get it to 10,000 shares before year ends

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Sold my winners to average down on my losers

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i hate this fucking shit but i cant stop doing it fuck everything

-3% all indices by EOD

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

cutting the flowers to water the weeds. the /smg/ way

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no, thanks

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Grazie divbro. U r my fren

Weedbros, is the party over? I dumped half my CGC at $52 and im regretting just dropping my entire cannabis portfolio.

baste and yieldpilled

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What should I do with 50,000 USD? I'm a brainlet when it comes to this kind of thing. Should I use some service like vanguard because I'm retarded?

Stuff them into Vang or Gold if you don't care about the return tomrorrow

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Can someone suggest a broker preferable Swiss that works like a bank? I mean, when you create an account it gives you access to iban, credit card, etc

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Didn't know that was coming up. I just bought 70 shares :)

happy friday sonic fren

I believe Ally gives you access to Broker, Savings, CDs, Credit Card.

YOU FIRST

STOP SELLING!!!

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Is the bloodbath over?

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>Pissed because I thought I didn't have money to buy cheapies
>Remember that I cashed out my BYND 2 days ago

What to buy?

yep, it cant physically get any worse

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>UBER
Down to $43/share.

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>id: big blu

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h-ahaaha just wait until after lunch

What about if I'm thinking of shoving it somewhere for between 2-5 years, what would you recommend then?

put my order in for $30 it will probably fill. 180M shares to dump.

when ride gets wild you can have 2-3% intraday swings both ways, these however can be very tricky almost impossible to trade

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>SPY calls down 33%
OOF

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its degenerate to ask me to be your resource allocator do your own research

Based ARK invest analyst fudding Uber. She's 100% right.

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$BLIN GANG WW@?

SELLL SELL SELLLL SELLLL SELLL

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>U.S. Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross indicates that European carmakers like Volkswagen and BMW could soon be hit with tariffs

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BUY $BLIN
>BUY $BLIN
BUY $BLIN
>BUY $BLIN
BUY $BLIN
>BUY $BLIN

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boomers finna get eviscerated, everybody get out now

btw bitcorn mooning, just to remind everybody :)

Why desu ka? Its dumb. Cant meet Nasdaq reqs. Low volume.

They. Trusted. DRUMPF!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO HAND ME YOUR CASH, BULLS. HAND IT TO ME.

Seriously though, Trump is fucking retarded and has literally the opposite of a strategic mindset.

volume is going up really fast.

how do i short niggers?
what company has the most diverse workforce?

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youtube.com/watch?v=AFzLd8EK3sU

laughing at us again. REEEE

Trump is BASED and is giving me cheapies.

You will get none of my money because i aint fucking selling. I'm buying this dip as I buy every dip, which has made me a lot of money

Been in crypto and vix. It feels so fucking good to be validated for dabbing on retarded and biggest ponzi in the history.

Your ID says big Bluv

>how do i short niggers?
With an axe

>what company has the most diverse workforce?
Disney

Speak English you stupid fucking retarded nigger

UBER IPO cancelled. Decided to wait until 2020.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

>China's top trade negotiator leaves US office.
We doomed

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>THIS market will last forever even though history says that I'm wrong logic.

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Mad that your spy is making your asshole bloody?

Feeling pretty good about my LCI calls

>not putting in for $10

WHY

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are they just saying "fuck the market" at this point?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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> REMINDER
no one wins in a trade war, it's a irrelevancy war, both sides will suffer.

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JUST. It will keep dumping over the next 12 months. Completely absurd valuation. Waymo, Tesla and new entrants will crush them long term. Uber has no real moats.

please buy my bags

UBER TECHNOLOGIES OPENS AT $42, IPO AT $45

Ror it's on the market now

>he thinks 100 years is forever

fuck off doomer

Maybe not a good idea to piss off your largest creditor?

Instead of just giving huge tax cuts to companies across the board what he should have done is given them to companies to manufacture in the US. Tariffs were a dumb move.

buy at 43. sell at 13. you know what to do Jow Forums

Down she goes. Faster than a 17yr Tracy Lords

It will be at $13 in 1-4 years. Unironically.

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fuck if I know. maybe Trumps alternative to the deal was to place tariffs on Europe too? lmao

Fucking diseased

A biotech company would be a better investment, at some point a biotech has a chance to make a profit.

What’s up with AMD? Holding steady with trade shit and Lisa selling off, how isn’t it dropping?

Trump's looking to collapse China before his 8 years are done. USA can handle this. Maybe the quality of life will drop slightly, China literally can't handle this, and they were hoping to call Trump's bluff at negotiations earlier, they guessed wrong.

Buckle up boys.

MNUCHIN SAYS CHINA TRADE TALKS WERE CONSTRUCTIVE

Is that all you got, bearfags? Is that all you GOT?

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Need some tweets about tarrif wars with Europe/Canada/Mexico/Japan. Might as well piss everyone off.

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buttcoin is going back up, they make gpus

cnbc.com/2019/05/10/chinas-liu-leaves-trade-talks-with-trump-team-in-washington.html

bears btfo next week

Shut up bitchtits

AMD has relatively low tariff exposure

>Trump's looking to collapse China before his 8 years are done
Wont happen bruh, telling you it right now.

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This. Chill out you spergs it's like half of you only get off on the market crashing

So how does America pay its bills when China stops lending?

Its funny desu. Is game to some of us.

miners don't use gpus though. it's for the altcoins.

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>pay bills
>China
>trade war
>war
With nukes of course desu desu

Any where accepting shorts for uber yet?