Uber’s Stock Disappoints

> -5.71%
> worst big tech IPO since 2008
nyse.com/quote/XNYS:UBER
nytimes.com/2019/05/10/technology/uber-stock-price-ipo.html

OH NO NO NO NO

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>company literally has zero profits
>(((analysts))) predicted biggest IPO ever
this is clown world

>says the future is automated cars
>forgetting no one will need uber when they can buy their own automated car

They are losing at a rate of 3 to 4 billion dollars per year, I seriously can't understand how they are still operational.

LOL

The automated cars will unironically own other automated cars in the future. Robots owning robots, its gonna be a wild ride

Raise more money because they are growing revenues.

>Closing price: 41.57 USD −3.43 (7.62%)

Press S to spit.

bump

who the fuck would pay 45$ a share for this trash?

Stock boomers on legit suicide watch. 5% is 50% in crypto

Didn't invest in uber, company isn't making profits, drivers are mad as hell with the company. And users are getting scared from bad news of drivers commiting murder, rape and other violent attacks. Unless uber gets driverless cars, investors are not really convinced.

>-5.71%

My crypto portfolio does this literally every 2 hours.

Holy fuck once the boomers die off stocks are gonna literally die. How the fuck are we gonna get dopamine rushes from such puny volatility?

>Holy fuck once the boomers die off stocks are gonna literally die. How the fuck are we gonna get dopamine rushes from such puny volatility?
Not everyone likes the fast lane, some kids like going slow and steady.

How is uber doing so bad? What the fuck is their overhead?

Safer leverage trading is why I prefer stocks. Crypto is too new and hence why I only holding long

To paraphrase it, a trader on the floor said that "Nobody wants your fucking stock if you're not actually making any money."

They were overvalued on purpose and this is the exit scam.

First day sell off on IPOs is common. It doesn't mean the market thinks the stocks sucks. Just that nobody us interested in paying a significant premium over funding round prices for it on day 1. It'll drop some more, build a support somewhere, have a bull run. Same deal with Lyft.

>sell a fuckload of stocks to key partners below the ipo price
>the key partners sell below ipo price for a profit right after launch

How are people so stupid?

How’s that monster tasting pal

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>Nobody wants your fucking stock if you're not actually making any money."

Not true. Everything depends on where the chart is and whether traders think they can make money swinging it. Especially on hype ipos like these, a run at some point is likely so long as they're staying in business.

It actually closed at -7.62% which is extremely bad and even rare for an IPO.

Consider for instance last week Beyond Meat's IPO, which closed at +163%...

HONK HONK

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Better than the dirt scraps all the crypto kiddies on this board are pining for.

This. Biotech is the perfect example. Meanwhile, BYND is about to tank into the fucking ground because it's just a vegan meat company. That being said I'm mad I missed out on that short bullrun everyone had with this stock, but who the fuck expected ATH to be 200 percent of its ipo price

Germanfag here
I dont know 'bout you but most Millennials and Native Digitals dont do driving licenses anymore, also they turn more and more to environmentalist and get influnced easily on social media to get more radicalised on this term.
It could be a huge chance but not in less then at least 10 years

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Dividends, m'dude.
Nothing like reliable passive income. You can't get that from crypto.