Be me

>be me
>rarely go out
>want to go do something with another person
>female coworker seems pretty chill and we get along
>i'll try befriending her
>i usually act really excited for the weekend (because i don't have to be stuck at work)
>become more chatty and realize she mostly seems to just stay at home on the weekends
>the way i hype up the weekend it sounds like i go out and do a lot of stuff
>whereas i usually stay on the property

How do i hang out with a coworker? Did i ruin my odds of befriending her?

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we are all going to make it

Depends.
If you ever want to fuck her, yes.

Anyway, don't pretend to be someone you aren't. This never works out in the long run.
Ask her if she wants to go to the cinema next weekend or some shit like this.

have sex

It's more like I'm overexaggerating how often I do some activities. Not trying to sex her.

Fuck her in the back room, while she screams your name really loud and you finger her asshole. She'll love it.

Rather i talk so hyped it sounds quite frequent for certain activities.

Then just say something like "hey we should really hang out outside of work" as soon as you have a good dialogue/fun together again. Suggest a movie/something you both like. But make sure that it doesn't sound like you are asking her out for a date.
I personally think that most male female friendships won't work anyway without feelings or partners getting involved, but that's your decision.
Good luck fren

why would she - a person that doesn't go out - want to hang out with you? you're delusional

Be honest with you you dumb fuck, you want sex holy shit you aren't even honest in an anonymous neet handsignal forum

Rape her then deny it

I just wanna say this particular sex act is underrated

be passionate about something. even if its mundane shit that people find queer.

Be casual and expect worst case (rejection) and know it just means your life goes on as your used to

"befriending" a woman - either you're a pro player pua-master or a total noob

Thinkin too much...ask her out or dont

don't ask her out, she thinks you are a creep and just acting nice. You simply don't have the social skills required to see it.

Ignore crabs in bucket like this fag....ive scored waaay out of my league from jokingly trying jus for keks only to be surprised beyond belief

wtf golden bull run nao and you are going t to amaze some bored dried up roastie
SLAP YOURSELF HARD fAGGOT

There's 99% chance I am correct though. Most men who have bad social skills cannot read social interactions whatsoever, which prevents them from knowing someone is just being nice and thinks they're creepy.

And if you have bad social skills, there's 99% chance people don't like you.

I like your perspective, maybe you are new and enthusiastic about roasties after first successful laids.
Scoring out of my league turned me blackpill doomer. I unknowingly cucked guys far richer and far taller. It only exposed the harsh face of female "loyalty". Before I at least imagined finding a loyal waifu.

False. Girls above me ive scored with knew me to sum extent b4 hand. Therefore knew an approximate amount if my social skills b4 taking a shot and reaching out to them...most girls only give subtle signs they're interested. So going purely on picking up those signs or not is is foolish...just try, y not? Wtf is ur prob user, just Bec u gave up for whatever reason doesn't mean everyone else should

it's not false you fucking retarded normie. I said 99% chance, you are the 1% who got lucky.

It's probably even lower than 1% actually.

uh, yeah they should. Imagine being me, a beautiful 10/10 girl. I get approached by creeps like you on a daily basis. Fucks my life up real bad. Fuck you.

Also yo can easily lose your job and make people hate you even more if you try, it's not risk free.

Oh no no I never said they weren't roasties, just that I woulda never found out at all if I didn't take a shot...I agree most are roasties unfortunately. And the % is extremely high unfortunately...but a nuts a nut for w)e it's worth...Im tired of it also and don't care. Not really blackpill but indifference. Just puss

Awww being hot is jus Soo ruff isn't it I'm Soo sorry to hear..I don't approach every girl. My success rate is low, and I'm fine with that. More to life. It's basically if circumstances are right

What makes u think ur 10/10 anyway? Cuz guys hit on u?

you're a fucking douche. Wish they'd purge retards like yourself. Get a fucking hold of yourself, seriously.

thank fuck society is becoming platonic

So guys should never attempt to ask girls out? Ur the dumb cunt here

If you have low social skills like OP you should NEVER ask anyone out from your work or social circle. Your chance of success are 0.01% and your risk is losing your job/all your friends.

If you want to approach a random roastie with no connection to you then there's no risk so go ahead.

Checked. Underated post

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you said you should ignore signs and try. I said "no, you creepy fuck, you shouldn't"
try comprehend that, retard.
"subtle signs," my ass. If you say this, it's just shows that a woman has never been into you.

>try to comprehend an order made without justification
>Imagine being an adult child shouting at everyone
have sex

>without justification
right. read the thread before posting.

Did so. You failed to be more than an emotionally stunted gatekeeping child

right on. Go harass someone else now. Don't forget your notebook of pickup lines.

Fuck off roastie