Stretch those legs while you can, wagie, it's almost time to get back in the cage for another 5 days of 9-5. Well, 8-5 for some of you unlucky wagies.
Me? I might wake up around 11 or noon, go for a quick jog to get energized and start my day. I'll take a nice long warm shower and brew some coffee to focus on doing some leisure computer programming. Then I'll have sex with my girlfriend, and cook a big gourmet meal.
By this time, you will have checked the clock for the 20th time that day, it will only be 4pm. As you work another hour and begin the traffic-jammed crawl home, I'll be stretching my muscles and enjoying a nice bong bowl on the porch, before coming inside to play a couple rounds of videogames.
Finally, you will make it home, exhausted. You will want to take a nap, but you know you can't wagie. If you do, you won't be able to go to sleep early and might sleep in and miss work tomorrow! Wouldn't want that, would we now wagie?
Anyways, I'm off to play some fetch with my dog who I get to spend lots of time with during the day. Meanwhile, before you go off to work tomorrow you'll be sure to lock your """best friend""" in a cage to suffer alone for 9 hours. Heh, ironic... stuck in a cage, just like you.
Yeah nah. Watch me user, I'm gonna show up an hour late and leave an hour early. And they won't say shit cuz they need me.
Joshua Nelson
lazy and lacking-in-life-purpose pilled
Kayden Hall
I also wake up between 11 to noon, feels good not being a wagecuck. My routine is really similar to yours except i usually have sex at night. Well to all the wagecucks , have a nice week bros!!
Jose Ramirez
Im not a wagie but your post makes me cringe >he plays videogames How old are you? Go make something out of your life and stop wasting your time playing videogames you fucking basement dweller
PS: Fuck wagecucking
Connor Hall
I'm wagecucking 70 hours a week so I can eventually buy video games. If this isn't fucking ascension then I don't know what is.
Kevin Gutierrez
What's wrong wagies? You sound a little stressed, angry even. Well, I'm sure your "life's purpose" of flipping burgers or filling in Excel spreadsheets is fulfilling enough to get you out of bed at 7am. It certainly sounds exciting.
Me, well my life's purpose involves AI programming and collaborating on the largest open source projects on the web to create something useful. Not as useful as your spreadsheets, however. Have a good week!
Fellow NEET, good day to you sir! And a good week as well
Jace Rodriguez
>he wagecucks 70 hrs a week >he wastes the little time he has left playing videogames and shitposting on biz
Pathetic
Xavier Reyes
As i said im not a wagie. Im studying right now. Basically living life on easy mode while receiving government gibs.
In which language do you code?
Austin Howard
>muh life purpose im not op, i'm not a wagecuck and i live in my own apartment with my waifu paid with my investments and trading profits and i play 'videogames' , what you going to say to me? if i played some sub50IQ shit like soccer it would be ok right? lmao, grow the fuck up
Evan James
Read books, meditate, educate yourself on something. Everything is better than wasting your time playing videogames
it has never been easier to leave the wagie life, you just have to buy atleast 1 bitcoin and wait 3-4 years
Evan Flores
HAHA, good one user. You really think any wagies could afford Bitcoin? They need to spend their money on rent and food, first and foremost! The rest will go into their 401k
user, Bitcoin is only for the NEET Elite, not wage scum
No, you misunderstand. I don't play video games at all. In about a year I will buy a PC and game on it for a while. I'll just do that and read shit and study maths. I'm basically you with an extra 50k networth. While you take your measly scraps from the government I will live like a NEET king.
Dylan Edwards
My cagie is 7-7. But at least I got a guaranteed income!
John Price
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YYYYOOOOUUUUUUUUAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH
