I am lucky to be attending todays conference and wanted to share some news I have heard with you.
I can't give away who I am and that is the reason I have covered part of my ticket for today. (Yes, I am from Pakistan)
Within the next few hours you are going to be blown away by the news that the Chainlink team will be revealing in just over an hours time. I think you should also congratulate yourselves on the connections that you have made, a lot of them are real.
Oh yeah its all going to be another poo in the loo
Joseph Collins
Based paki We are all gonna make it
William Garcia
For those who notice it the girl who issued me my ticket told me they made printing errors on VIP passes for this years tickets, we was all having a laugh about it and someone told me if I post this you won't believe me anyway but it doesn't matter. This guy is right, we are all going to make it.
Angel White
Thanks fren. Will not hold my breath for this one.
James Thomas
> Paki > Bullish link news Anons I don't know how to react. Can a white person repost
nice trips linkmarine. we don't really care that your from Pakistan - keep the thread alive for when Sergay speaks and let us know whats up.
Jackson Diaz
Based paki made the sacrifice and possibly doxxed his ticket ID. Lmaoooo
Hunter Watson
>Photoshop 2019 dates onto old pass, print and laminate >Post Link larp >Feel smug >user, you forgot to change the date on the main logo >Oh... it's a printing error, everyone in NYC was laughing about it! >Bullshit
>this thread >not photoshopping the 2018 oh nononono OP probably red as fuck right now
Joshua Gutierrez
>all these digits....
Matthew Ortiz
Its not photoshop sir I already explained it before you all started commenting. Perhaps you should try reading properly :)
Luke Russell
pakianon just tell us, enough with the games. It's all so tiring
Ethan Baker
I am scared to quote a conversation that Sergey had with my team here in case there is concequences. I have to be somewhat vague which I hope you can understand. But trust me, we are going to enjoy this.
Alexander Baker
We need another user attending to confirm whether the tickets are wrong or OP has been burning the midnight oil on Photoshop 2.5.
Truly, Vishnu has blessed this thread. OP, I believe you.
Joshua Hernandez
didn't cover up the QR code though did, Abdul Akhbar Mohammedstein.
Cooper Myers
Checked
Christopher Diaz
If i was going to photoshop 2019 onto one part of an old ticket then I would at least do the more obvious one in the middle as well.
When you go to lots of these events you see these things from time to time. When you make it you can maybe attend the next one and it might happen again if you are VIP :)
Jordan Martin
Thank you so much based Paki, you'll be called the Pakianon from now on, you'll be forever remembered for your duties, marine. It is an honour to stand with you!
My one broke and we are told we have to wear our pass at all times. I was given a free ledger today and just swapped it over. I can't take pictures now as Sergey is about to speak.
Jacob Evans
Holy moly how much link do I need to hold to wife a girl like that?
Leo Lewis
OP, does your dad work at Nintendo by any chance?
Anthony Rogers
About 50 paki dollars if you like suckin dick
Ian Thomas
No my father passed away in Pakistan many years ago when I was young. I wish he could have seen the blockchain
Christian Gutierrez
and you didn't put this into the original post because...?
Go fuck yourself.
Christopher Nguyen
Is Sergey making us make it right now? What's he saying?
Liam James
No one even noticed it before I mentioned it so the relevance of your post is 0 :)
Asher Cox
LMAO
Luis Mitchell
f l a w l e s s l a w l e s s
Xavier Morales
Sergey is not speaking today Daneesh. What's the catch here
Pakianon please let us knkw what that Surprise Presentation is a about
Ethan Bailey
My team heard it from Sergey himself, I am trying to have discussions with other people to see if this is something that has been only disccused with us. If i hear it from someone else what he told us then I will post it here, but it should be coming today. I just fear concequences for my team if I say something.
Cooper Wood
why make a thread you fucking dumbass.
Ian Barnes
So this is "twitter announcment" dude who fuckin cares at this point and why they would announce something significant on twitter, day prior before no1. player in their team is speaking ?
Daniel Mitchell
I really hope you can post something about it without consequences Stay holy Stay sainted
Landon Peterson
Glad he did if legit. Why shouldn't he?
Jeremiah Johnson
stayed up late for literally nothing reeee
Lincoln Johnson
I choose to believe.
Angel Scott
Snap - my dad died on Christmas Day when I was 7, no larp. Would he have liked to have liked to see the blockchain? No, he was a head chef, why the fuck would he be interested in crypto?
Carter Long
These digits... wos going orn?
Gavin Scott
I know it's bad form to check yourself but... look at my digits in this thread? Ganesh has wished bountiful tidings on us.
Jaxson Allen
>wos going orn? you are having a stroke user, the digits aren't real, get yourself to a hospital
Joshua Harris
4 lots of dubs and a triple. They are real to me.
Caleb Edwards
How many goats is "making it" in Pakistan?
Alexander Morales
Homie, it has 2019 in the second date marking. It is very possible this is a misprint. But nonetheless suspect.
Jayden Fisher
Possible yes but very suspect.
Caleb Scott
Imagine being a head chef knowing exactly where the ingredients you ordered came from and being assured of their quality every single time, without possibility for tampering of the tracking system which tells you these things. Would he not have been interested in that? If not then he was just a hack anyway.
Samuel Lee
What the fuck did you just fucking say about ChainLink, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my crypto economics class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret pump and dumps on BitBean, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in gorilla fudding and I’m the top Link bagholder on etherscan. You are nothing to ChainLink but just another shitcoin. I will wipe your tokens the fuck out with ulosses the likes of which has never been seen before in these markets, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Linkies over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pajeets and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, no-linker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack your private keys in over seven hundred ways. Not only am I extensively trained in memetics, but I have access to the entire hashpower of the blockchain and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little street shitter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn brainlet. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Michael Foster
ok dude dont bomb the place please
David Sullivan
how big is your link stack pajeet? also please try not to rape anyone or poo on the floor at consensus
Jason Sullivan
so this is what the army of pajeets fudding link spend all their money on huh?
