Quick, Elon is surfing Jow Forums

you're the worst CEO i've ever worked for. solar city was comfy af until you bought us out

Hey Elon, where did you get your hair transplant faggot? Your shit actually looks legit compared to some of the botched jobs I've seen. Can a normalfag like me afford it?

>10 posts in 2 mins at the mention of Elon

Well someones using bots

how is your 120 hours week going? kek

Thousands of people on biz atm due to btc pump

Research into NANO

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Hey Elon,

Hurry up with colonizing the solar system, I need to escape earth, there are too many normies here.

i think he would be a nice friend .

Hi Elon! Right here, right here. Okay, great. It’s very nice to meet you. My name is Aldo, and three weeks ago, I was at Burning Man in the Nevada desert, right, and it felt like I was on Mars. It was a dusty storm, and it was really cold at night, and there was no water. But there was one problem with Burning Man: With a population of only 75,000, there was a lot of shit, and there was no water to take it into the rivers, which is kind of what we do today in our current sanitation system, so I was like, “Is this what Mars is going to be like – just a dusty, waterless shitstorm?” So I was like, “hey Elon, are you working on a sustainable sanitation? Are we gonna have toilet in Mars that doesn’t use water?”

you're a stupid fucking nigger Elon

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Hey Elon, as a POC I grant you something that money cannot buy. You are now granted the N word pass.

fucking based, I like this guy even more now.

elon give us a quick rundown on the bogs

you watch / listen to good stuff user.
>the alignment problem is a big deal

When catgirls?

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Give him a pajeet pass from myself while we are it.

heh. I remember reading that and thought what an alpha dog.

this

BitTorrent.
TRON.

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called alpha activities nigga

Please destroy Disney and Amazon

How does it feel to be running 2 of the largest frauds-soon-to-be-bankrupt of all time?

When neural lace? I need it to trade better

Hey Elon, our lord and savior, I work my ass off 70 hours a week. I'm working towards buying my own semi truck. If you could send me a btc or two that be life changing.

3JUUmy4k2mNDFiTTFpmzS5FeuRmTkKY1cL

What is the best substance to microdose?

tfw when elon musk is probably a chainlink shitposter tweet ducks if you are here based space fren

SUCK MY DICC NIGGER TESLA TUNNELS LELEL SO FUCKING ORIGINAL DUDE!!! UR A GENIUS BRO!!!

Thanks for that doge tweet, I made a cheeky 150% off the pump.

e t h e r e u m

you are an absolute legend dude.
pls give me a crypto ISDA so i can get into a 7,777,777 LINK long position ending in 2023.
i'll give you 23% of the return.

whadda ya say Elon?

why no eos?

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your twitter is cringe.

BITTORRENT

Probably another simulation

source please, want to read based elon's history with my own eyes

bumping for interest

for fucks sake if you are losing your hair then its time to just shave it like a real man.
srsly stop thinking like a woman about fucking hair.

>it's turtles all the way down

How about a crypto app for Tesla cars?

No it was the only thing I had going for me. I WANT IT BACK!

anyone remember when elon was posting and proceeded to market buy link on our request? It was the real elon.

if he can engineer a rocket ship, why not a perfect robot waifu?

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please tweet about ethereum again

Computer duster

TAKE ME TO MARS, PAPA MUSK

thnx for pazazz

how's the wife?

also buy chainlink

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hi elon shills, contact how? me work together me no pajeet, truth spoken

Here’s a “before” picture, just for reference

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tesla insurance
quack

We know you know

Show dick with timestamp or gtfo summerfag

something nice

You heard of Quantum Glass Elon?

We’d make good buddies. I’d even go as far to calm him brah.

Sup big E? Gonna watch Chernobyl tonight?

what kind of cologne do you use elon?
i would like to have your musk
haha...ha...hmm...

HI LON!

imagine being elon musk's wife and pretending to have better judgement, just opened a short on women

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Just bought 3 $90 put contracts for jan 2020. Feeling quite comfy enron. Thx.

> k bye

And people wonder why a billionaire would consistently only be able to date shit tier women

Tweet something to make TSLA go up.

Who's parents name their son "Elon"?
Like seriously, did they play Guild Wars 2 Path of Fire?

>comfy
>bought put contracts

This. Tweet cheese

Every time he tries, one of his employees tase him.