CHAINLINK MAINNET CHARGE THREAD

CHARGE THIS MAINNET ANNOUNCEMENT PUMP SO NORMIES WONT GET A CHANCE TO BUY BELLOW 1$

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HERE WEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOO

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAWUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it's been an honour

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Kek be with us. I love all frens.

>ethereum mainnet

You still have 6 months to buy under $999 though no neeed to rush

i dont get it
which idiot is waiting for mainnet announcement to buy in when he can buy cheapies for entire last year. this pump is definitely not the normies either, they would take a bit longer to act. feels like a coordinated pump and dump from the team.

We are all gonna be rich. I love you all, thank you for keeping me entertained for so long

>tEDx id
Look up for "How ChainLink changed the industry as we know it" in a year boyos

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

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LETS DUCKING GO MARINES

I WANTED TO ACCUMULATE MORE!!

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maybe swinglinkers

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT OH SHIT IM BLACKING OU

Finally, things get interesting. Let the mass suicides begin.

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OH... MY ... GOD... ITS BEAUTIFUL.

In other words:
> Pump this shit so I can finally unload these unholy bags

85 CENTS! 85 CENTS!
LETS FUCKIN GO BOYS!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The order book is thin as fuck. I'm tempted to clear it out

I STILL HAVE $400 FOR WHEN BTC DIP
IM GONNA BUY MOR STINKERS

I can't believe it bros...
I can't believe a taiwanese nigger imageboard is the cause of me being rich...

anything under a dollar is gold you fucking moron

do it please

I thought LINK is just a meme and kept my suicide stack on binance to get goxed.
I'm sorry for doubting your autism lads. Drink one for me on your yacht party.

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just a fat finger, will return to 0.65$

checked. love you all, guys.

Withdraws should start working today. I hope.
ambcrypto.com/binance-updates-dates-for-resuming-deposit-and-withdrawals-on-the-exchange-after-recent-hack/

Thanks for the 37% up.
Dumped this shit instantly.

Fucking LINK shit.
Missed gigantic gains on the top 10 because i held this shitcoin for months.

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GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

I still have some hope left but it's stressful.
Wouldn't be my first gox either.

Fuck fuck fuck I didn't buy any LINK, is it too late?

Nah you should just sit on the sidelines as this rockets past you!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN!

i just bought some linkies, wtf guys I thought we are just memeing here, is it gonna break 1 dollar today?

STEALTH MODE DISENGAGE!

I REPEAT TOGGLE YOUR STEALTH MODE SWITCH TO THE OFF POSITION!

INITIATE PROJECT 1000 EOY!

Nice selfie, day trader cuck. Hope you go bankrupt this year.

checkd check

Cheers lads! It’s been a long two years!

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I bought 11500! I'm financially ruined :(.

How many threads do you guys need for this? Don't get me wrong. I'm happy for you.