I got hired last week to work at my parents investment firm because they decided I needed a real job so I could stop...

I got hired last week to work at my parents investment firm because they decided I needed a real job so I could stop being a manchild. I spend half the time cleaning and working on their website and SEO, the other half of the time they are teaching me to do market projections, client acquisition and do market research.

I'm trying to get them into the crypto scene because i think they could make a lot more money diversifying into it. What should I shill them? Give me your top holds

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Are they using PMI reports?

No, they follow some boomer tier firm for general market strategy, and fill in the gaps with this software Morningstar

bitcoin or ethereum ,shilling them anything else is worthless.

Of course, 40 into BTC 40 into Eth but I want to shill them something for the last 20 that will give them a taste of the returns when the bullrun starts. I was thinking ripple or unironically chain link.

Bump

If you really got big capital, I would suggest doing a dozen or so promising shitcoins just to catch one doing x100. I know a dude at an investment firm in Switzerland and he picked a bunch of shitcoins to invest into alongside BTC and ETH to catch a big moon.

BTC, ETH, LINK

Crypto is dead. It's only used for buying childporn. Move in and listen to your successful parents.

unironically matic
india superpower 2020

Of course, equity is worth a ton the boomers werent entirely stupid. I fundamentally disagree bitcoin is useless though because I have had an upbringing with deep financial education and understand why bitcoin is important to finiacial freedom in the 21st century. I was an early adopter though so im a bit biased.

Cryptos will be made illegal before 2025

The real reason for their illegal status will be because it threatens global currencies.

The media will claim the ban is due to public outcry from massive useless energy consumption and contribution to global warming.

Mark my words.

We are about to go through a global recession the likes of which the world has never seen.

Hold silver and gold.

Everything else is dead.

hey would you guys perchance would be able to offer an aspiring finance student from a non-target school a very basic internship (doesn’t have to be paid)
thank u pls help an user out

Yeah man if your willing to work for free I'm sure they would be willing to hire you. Our sponsorship liscences for S7 are full however so keep that in mind if you dont have it. Got a discord or anything?

I hope they are. It wont be good from an institutional investment point of view, but from a personal point of view drugs became more profitable then ever after they were made illegal if you catch my drift, everyone in the scene who understands crypto could make a killing helping cartels setup multinational blockchain systems since they will want to keep using crypto because its easy.

Maybe but not after the biggest pump after Trump gets elected: Hot war in Venezuela and Cold Wars all around Africa.

It's going to be like the good ol' days of 9/11

I’m a freshman so I’m not sure if there’s actually work for me to do, but I do have a discord: babyshark#6671

Oh yes sirs all the huge companies investing in crypto infrastructure and projects right now will surely allow this to happen. What is lobying?

Ok added. I'll talk it over tommorow with them and let you know user.

inb4 OP bankrupts their business to the ground

low quality larp 5/10