How can I trade crypto without creating a paper trail to my bank accounts?

Make your entry points and exit points as anonymous as possible. That means no Coinbase, nothing with your credit card, no KYC. Something like localbitcoins or a BTC ATM is what you want.
No they can't seize the wallets so long as you control your keys. But if they have one address on a public blockchain linked to you, they can just follow the trail.

give me a break. all it takes is one deposit to a centralized exchange like Binance, then withdraw to another wallet. the trail is now cold. better than any privacy coin desu.
if you've ever been serious about tracking wallet movements you know that current search tools are limited and this shit is very challenging to do beyond a certain point. unless you're the guy that just hacked 7k BTC, nobody is keeping track of your trades and even if they wanted to, they don't have the resources available to find out.

In person cash trades at your local mall organsied on local.bitcoin.com

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>buy computer in cash
>use a public wifi network
>get on tor
>get more than 7 proxies ( VPNS )
>use these to make accounts to purchase VPC somewhere overseas (virtual private computing) to create account on exchange
>do what you need
>different public wifi network and different browser setup another VPC and use it to create monero wallets

jk i have no idea where the fuck im going with this or if it makes sense

I heard a friend of mine could have used morphtoken, transfer to a XMR wallet, then used morphtoken again to transfer to a new wallet of the first currency.

use etherdelta to trade and/or just trade inside a smart contract to mitigate and push the tax bill down the road.

localmonero
you might be able to find someone to meetup with in a coffeeshop on craigslist depending on the area if you're buying small amounts
older style bitcoin atms that dont have cameras or kyc

mine it

Problem with ATMs is they have like a 12% fee.

>hiding behind 7 proxies
that level of security is only for expert level hackers who got permab& from /b/ in 2007

>older style bitcoin atms that dont have cameras or kyc

What's that?

what's the hard part?

That's nice and comfy until Binance(/whatever) spills the beans to all tax authorities of the world about all of what they know about their users in order to get those money laundering charges done away with.

Imagine having such a loser mindset that you're skittering and cowering like a cockroach even in your fantasies of being rich, because you're so afraid of taxes.

Buy at a local Bitcoin Meetup (check meetup.com) or use localbitcoins. Use cash.

Don't give real name. Don't tell them what you want to use it for at all, just tell them you're investing or find the concept interesting. Pay taxes when you sell or don't sell.

Try to avoid undercover feds, IRS/DHS/FBI are unironically embedded in lots of the big cities. Someone was picked up in my state after a 2-3 year sting operation that started with IRS Undercovers and ended with FBI ones.

Also if you have enough to bulk cash purchase, see if you can find the operator of one of the ATMs in your area. They may be game for an in-person exchange.

mine crypto you brainlet

>Paper
All of my what?

How do you get more than 5 proxies? Mine cuts out when I try 6, because of latency

Can’t you just throw away the paper. All my statements are paperless. It’s not that fucking hard. I’ve been buying escorts for three years this way and my wife won’t be able to prove shit. 3% cash back on dining and everything. Reed a book lame brain breath.

Some exchanges dont require you to register any identification...hotbit doesn't because they're asian. Higher exchange fees though.

Some wallets dont require identification either

I'm considering taking out SEVERAL loans and buying Bitcoin. Im going to transfer the bitcoins to 3 different wallets before sending it to hotbit and selling it for Monero before declaring bankruptcy.

How would they be able to prove ANYTHING?

Just lie and say your keys were hacked and your funds are inaccessible. It's not like your identity is tied to anything.

Only thing im stuck on is cashing out, but to be honest merchants are going to adopt Bitcoin regardless. I believe one day Wal-Mart is going to accept Bitcoin as a form of payment.

Cash out OTC in person with someone you've built a relationship with over time and just say nothing

Local bitcoins and pay cash in person.

Use exchanges that have no KYC such binance.

Literally just move from wherever you bought through XMR and then slowly bleed your funds to cash with localbtc

I see Binance has a 'buy with credit card' option, do Vanilla Visa gift cards work?

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The US still collects taxes from expats. You literally cannot escape the Jewery.

Not if you renounce! If you renounce you are not an expat.

>reed a book
Impressive, very nice.