/SMG/ General thread

You fail at copying his style. Most of SMG would know who he is by now with no trip.

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there's this thing called the 3-day rule for hyped up IPO's. it's about patience and watching, so you don't fomo in at the top, but what ever fuck it.

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jeb's right, that's a fake trip. he'd fucking at least post a smug dog or some shit. Posting style is all we have, but I change style so much, and even when i post my dick and trip, nobody wants to emulate me anyway.

>stocks not profitabl enough to exit
>shopping list not cheap enough to buy
>cheapies seem to be not coming after all

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!???

You are not...
Why’s hasbro/wizardsotc taking that hit?

It ok fren. I bought Disney at 142. Sometimes you make mistakes.

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Stttttriiiike!
No matter the number or the nature of the group, a Bowl America party is a guaranteed good time for daycare outings, middle school field trips or high school celebrations. The littlest ones will love knocking down pins in bumper bowling, the young teenagers will enjoy our myriad of menu choices and the upperclassmen will be down with the music and glow in the dark vibe of a Cosmic Bowling party.

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dude they're selling assets to maintain dividendend... you're fucking t babies are in danger, diversify your shit nigger and stop being bad.

I'm in the same purgatory friend. It's awful. Just fucking crash already.

It wasn't really hyped though it was getting panned universally and trading below IPO price on listing I thought I was getting value at $43. It had a good day today maybe there's still hope of me getting out at a profit.

You will find no T sympathizers here. It's a terrible company providing terrible service with terrible management that made terrible acquisitions that didn't make sense nor could they afford. And now they think streaming is gonna be the next big thing...lul like anyone will even take their service for free after they're all shelling out for Hulu and Netflix and Disneyshit.

It should be trading at $10 but it's propped up by braindead boomers that don't understand investing and see a high dividend % and think it's free money like a treasury note. And 5G will melt our brains legit I'm moving out into the country where they won't put that shit.

Should I buy some NTGR while it's low? Or should I invest in some 5g? Doesn't seem like a great time to buy Qualcomm at the price it's at though.

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The only one of these i've seen that was realistic and good was way back when LCI climbed out of 4 into the 6's and it was something like "Cutting my shares and going home. Can't get too greedy. oh well". It was a lot better than that but i don't remember it off hand

Well what have they sold exactly?

Hulu - yeah they only owned a small chunk of it. Not really enough to do much with, except use it as leverage. Which they did. Basically held a gun to Dis's face and said "pay up bitch" Dis payed up.

Some office tower - Not needed and costing them money in upkeep fees. Better to sell it and let someone else foot the bill.

I am diverse. My other shit and AMRN will pad things out. Hell with AMRN I'll make back every dime I got in with it by itself.

You should get a good stock, like LCI babies. They will take care of you when you're old and gray.

2+ years of hype? fuck you man, you're living in moments for sure.

I'm just telling you they will cut dividends... Those are not a fail safe beat all. They're fucked selling assets to maintain status quo.

Anyone looked into REED? its been doing pretty good lately might be of interest since its so cheap.

if you feel yoou're liiving in purgatory just fucking go ahead and gtfo, making ends meet in fucking bum fuck no where is not easy if you can't relate to their culture. fucking everybody wants free shit, but the worst thing is having better competition and dealing with laws and regulations.

Could’ve just held that Hulu. Gonna be worth a lot more than what they got for it. Maybe even made a special unlimited streaming package or something.
Disney and Comcast were happy to get it.

Could you imagine how huge a Hulu IPO would be? Disney is going to make a killing.

...unless Douyin replaces TV with TikTok memes. I don’t really keep up with zoomers, but I know millennials and they all have Hulu, netflix, and sometimes hbo go.

No Hulu for me. I have Crunchyroll :3

H-hey bagman, what’s got you so agitated lately? Doing a lot of fud and negativityposting... you ok?

I loved cosmic bowling. I’ve never been so proud to own a share of American Bowel!

What’s wrong with that girl arm... is she supposed to be a pin?

What exactly happened to NTGR? Is it likely to happen again? Is it even over? Do they have a plan to correct what happened? Those are the only questions you need to ask.

*Ahem*

How many call options have you written this week, /smg/?

im injured and not at 100% i'm sorry if i'm upset that my own body isn't allowing me to be at 100%.... sorry again.

oh well. Once I get my 10k from AMRN's drug. everything else can go to hell for all I care. It won't matter anymore. I've only got a little over 7k invested total. So I'll make it all back plus an extra 2881. Though I do hope PINS grows and gets swallowed by a FANNG stock. (I'm in PINS to).

Is pumping $800 a month into stocks a good move to save up money? I'm wanting to save enough to put a down payment on a house. I'd like to be able to put at least $50k down on a 250k-300k house in 4-5 years so I figure investing instead of just putting it into a savings account is probably a better move.

Me too, kept me from the gym so I feel like a fat sack of shit while my minimal gains disappear. Gaining fat, listing muscle, and getting too irresponsible around my accedemic responsibilities.

I’m a mess, and watching the markets all day doesn’t help.

Not to mention they sold their stake in Hulu to Disney only a month ago for fucking 33% less than what Comcast got today. Why would you trust your money with these clowns when it's one bad decision after another? It's almost at GE levels of incompetence over the at past couple years.

2 years of hype but things turned drastically after Lyft. It was selling under IPO price, after the IPO price was cut 20% before sale, and still getting bashed by everyone. When other IPOs were pumping hard. It looks bad now but it's not like I fomo'd in at $80 a share. Uber is no lyft and is about as strong a brand as McDonalds or Disney.

You're 100% correct, T is on a very dark path

>uber is about as strong a brand as McDonald’s or Disney

What the fucking what did you just say? The Golden Arches and the Mickey Mouse symbol are recognized all over the globe except maybe some deep jungle in New Guinea. They’ve been around for decades and associated with happiness and warm feelings all over the globe.

You think Uber has the brand strength of a Disney or Mcdonald’s? Uber makes Dr. Pepper look like motherfucking Coca Cola.

Get a trip so I can filter you, don’t @ me, and never be this retarded in public again.

we don't agree often, but we both see writing on the wall with this one... T is kinda in a tough spot.

Should I buy some Lyft stock then? Seems like it's at a good value right now.

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Uber's brand strength makes Ghandi look like Ted Bundy.

Uber is as recognizable as all that bullshit even my grandparents who don't own cellphones talk about Uber I gurantee they aren't eating at McDonalds or watching capeshit. Also Dr. Pepper is significantly more popular and recognizable among young people you fat boomer fuck.

It was overvalued from the start

nope, because Lyft makes Uber look like some faggot that wanted to cut the line.

>a company that loses money every time they sell their product is worth 14.44 billion dollarydoos

Quick math says that $800 a month over five years is $48,000. You don't need much interest to reach your goal amount. The problem with stocks is what if the market crashes and loses 40%? You might not have the money there when you need it (4-5) years. Putting some in stocks is probably okay, but not all of it, and I would consider keeping a large portion in a cash account.

The Bowl America volume is 15,000 today, an Uproar.

I have crunchyroll like an NPC retard. they removed lucky star, they removed almost all the good stuff because of dropping funimation. therefore AT&T lost their only chance at becoming the number 1 anime platform

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dont you have taxes and liiving expenses? have you ever made a fucking balance sheet or budget? like seriously man, you're not on the same page. Who's paying your fee's or are you on one of them debt programs, where you vote for exonerate all loan bull shit?

Crunchyroll is jewed and represents a failed attempt at getting (((Western))) money and influence into animu.

In general the anime industry is kind of dying and should be stayed away from by investors. Which is good because the labor of love projects from the 80's and 90's were the fucking height of artistry despite their rarity.

your math isn't wrong you're just fucking retarded because you think you can just invest 100%

Are you also into the hot dog market? I know Nathan's has come up here before. For my part we're definitely a Nathan's family. I let my youngest pick out the hot dogs at Costco this week and he went straight for the Nathan's. Haven't done much research on the stock yet, but I believe in the hot dog.

nevermind i apologize, you're replying to the other dude... i'm just pissed off i gotta pay so many fucking bills. all i want to do is fuck that fridge and make it cum ice buckets.

Reminder that stockies are obsolete. Don't be a slave to rich business elite like Drumpf. Do you think it's fair that your retirement can be wiped out by a bad tweet sent by Drumpf on the shitter? Buy Bitcoin. Free yourself. Free your retirement. Bitcoin is up 28% in the last 5 days, 58.8% in the last month, and 150% since December 14th. The future is digital currency. Join us frens. It's not too late to FOMO in. We are going to at least retest the 2017 highs of ~$20,000.

They lost SO MUCH good shit, meanwhile they’re getting swooped on by Amazon with shit like Dororo, Made in Abyss, and Inuyashiki. Amazon and Netflix also encroaching on classics like Toradora and EVA.

But every now and then I find a real good one on crunchy, a hidden delight like Shin Sekai Yori.

(Never watched luckystar or any of them cute anime girl shows like love live which gets posted a lot. You got a list of your favorites still on crunchy? They’re increasing the price and decreasing the selection so I think it’s time I unsubscribe)

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Cool it with the schizophrenia, buster. Re-read his post. He evidently has $800 per month to save toward a house ($9,600 per year). I advised against dumping it all into stocks.

It's the health insurance that's the real killer for me. My job covers most of my own costs, but I pay over $10,000 now to cover the rest of my family. I'm really considering switching to one of those Christian programs next year. That and once the mortgage is paid off (I'm shooting for within 10 years) we'll be pretty comfortable.

yeah i don't even want to think about how much i pay in premiums, even though I was just audited and looked at it... fucking so glad they didn't find fucking nothing on me.

I can’t believe I FOMO’d into the weed bubble after it already burst. Lost 5600 on ACB after this earnings disaster I set my limits like that one user said for the morning but I hope I’m not too late the bid/ask is probably closer to 8.10 man how the fuck...

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i hate insurance because people feel they can do stupid shit, but that's not what the market for insurance was about to begin with. So now everybody feels entitled to bullshit they don't deserve or even understand... people who worked around asbestos and shit feel they need to be able to sue every manufacturer, fuck this shit, don't you assholes understand. You old ass mother fuckers will die, everybody dies. I'm going to die, who ever doesn't reply too this post's mother will die and shit, but fuck this bull shit charge back on goods delivered. Democrats and angry seniors need to fucking just fucking die already. I hope that asshole fucking dick head joe can't continue touring his campaign because of personal reasons. It's only suitiing to him....

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I happen to invest in Nathans Hot Dogs. I only have the buns right now until tommrow

one weird thing they did is some shows got their english subs wiped and only have spanish subs now lol

i Dont have a list but it would probably look something like love live, Idolmaster cindarella girls, Pop team Epic, Bleach and theyre airing the new fruits basket but not the superior old version because funimation

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>have no balls to go in with meaningful money
>last few trades have been great
>I am netting $5 per trade

Fuck. It's scary trying to invest. Thinking of all my wage slaving hours to just lose it

$5 per trade?
user...

Guy that posted originally. I'd ideally want to be able to have enough saved up in 3 years or so. And I don't just have $800 leftover to save each month. After expenses in have around $1400 left to save, so I thought investing $800 each month would be a good idea so I can increase my savings a bit. And I'd like at LEAST $50K but more would be ideal.

I used to work at a manufacturing plant making automotive seals. Every day our maintenance guy would come into the break room and tell everyone how he was about to enjoy Nathan's Cock from the vending machine. As loudly as possible. Goofy guy.

Those were good times.

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Maybe if you stopped treating the market like a casino your dumbass wouldn't get burned. Uber has no clear path to profitability and half it's business lines are based on millennial nonsense that will dry up once they all start losing their jobs and can't afford to take a scooter (or whatever other stupid shit they're using now) to work. That and the labor problems present clear hurdles for the company to ever become profitable.

>T. Millennial who hates his entire generation

You (I'm sure you're the same guy) have been saying in every thread for days that you're positively going to make 10k off of AMRN. I'm not going to say that you won't, but you need to understand that there's a lot that goes into these things that no one can guess. The $50 target price could be wrong, hell the majority of target prices turn out to be just plain wrong. The buyout being quoted at double that, that's not a given. The premium could be 50%. And 50% is a great premium anyway. I'm not trying to bash, but I get the feeling that you're not super experienced and I don't want you to do what so many others have and stop trading and leave the market because your expectations didn't play out. You may be right, but it's not done yet and if the last couple days have reminded us of anything, it's that something as little as a tweet can have huge consequences.

Why not just do the full $1400 each month, maybe save 1 month for fun stuffs out? Plug that shit into spy/voo and you should be gud.

I am too scared to invest a meaningful amount of money. I feel like my good luck streak is going to end after I put in big boy money

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>hurr durr don't treat market like a casino
People like you are the most domesticated and gullible fools in the game.

I'm very open to a lot of different things in this market, I really am, and I do see the upside if Lyft can figure their shit out. But 14.44 billion for a company that doesn't make money and didn't put down a plan to make money in the prospective is fucking nuts. Even for this optimist here who imagines that Tesla might be worth something one day, I just can't see this.

If it makes u feel better, I don't even have a savings account. Everything is just in robinhood. I can say, you aren't gonna make a meaningful amount of money if you aren't willing to risk a meaningful amount, but you can also be smart about it and limit drawdowns wherever possible.

Eliminate ur fears. Adapt. Improvise, Overcome.

Couldn’t get into the old fruits basket... seemed like inuyasha tier bishoujo or whatever it’s called.

Forgot they also have Princess Principle on Prime, and I bet that’d be up your alley. (Lole bowling pun)

This is the correct way to play lvl 1 stock market. When you start putting in “real” money and take real losses, you’ll learn that you do irrational things when money that feels substantial to you is on the line.

Yeah but the boomers and the zoomers really are no better. The boomers are the absolute fucking worst, and soon they’ll be the closest thing we have to elders in our society. Fucking clown world I tell ya.

Holy shit don't encourage people to put money into markets. You fucks know that vix is skyrocketing right now.

Best time to plant a tree was yesterday.

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Awww I meant to buy it today... but I actually think I’ll get a better chance tomorrow.

Whatever you decide to do, if we do hit a big dip in the next couple years or two (I'm talking 2008) then you're going to want to just dump, dump, dump into the SPY. You might catch the falling knife a little, but with patience you'll come out for the better. Just remember that after 2008 the 1% got richer for a reason, they didn't panic, they believed in the system and they applied patience. If you think like them you can die one of them.

When you make your password so simple your just begging for it to happen.

You bought a company that's bleeding money and only started doing shares because they've ran out of initial investor funds.

Set a put for about a week after their first earnings announcement.
They'll bleed even worse then when people really see how bad it is.

QE inflated market with discontented millienals and antisemitic zoomers. I wouldn't count on the largest demographic to be so forgiving this time around.

I'm expecting a minimum of 50% crash.

nah everything is copesthetic, we're going higher and higher.

Euphoria

>I believe in the hot dog

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the zoomers love jews, they're looking forward to raising jewish kids like me and you

if you had invested at the top of the last 2 bubbles (dot com, mortgage), it would have taken 5 years to recover

5 years of lost time, with your stock literally sitting there not doing shit

alternatively, if you just bought when the market corrected 30%, you would add 10-20 years to early retirement

so are we seeing green or red tomorrow

oh fuck! what ever, just put me back in the fridge and have your fucking way.

Shut the fuck up, zoomer.
>awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

I really missed the boat on SNAP

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The zoomers do not love jews.

The right wing zooms have gone full Alex Jones Illuminati globalist jews tryna replace us with machines

The left wing zooms classify jews in the same camp as white straight male oppressors, and see Israel as some sort of dystopian dictatorship that oppresses the poor Palestinians so badly they have no choice but to steal on suicide vests loaded with shrapnel and blow up busses, hospitals, and schools.

Not even zoomer jews like jews.

so what happens to me and my people? after we're done making sure you delinquents have fire hydrants and running water and shit?

We don't need hilariously inflated shares for running water.

do I just keep buying more VTSAX or....?

what else is there?

>so what happens to me and my people?
The same thing that happens to every illegitimate terrorist state. FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER.

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I was thinking about just investing for the next year, pulling out and saving till the next big crash to be honest. Then going basically all in with my saving on the post crash. And thanks for the advice. If that would happen to me that is what I'd do, just ride it out. I wouldn't just freak out and cash out to try to minimize my losses during a huge market crash. I'm not that dumb.

VTSAX
STACK
STACK
STACK IT UP

You might be waiting for a while, fren.

That's understood, but market crashes do happen. You said you want to have this money for you in the next 4-5 years. Even if you assume that stocks will give you the longest return over the long run (which is not necessarily a safe assumption), if a major drop happens in those 4-5 years (which is not an unreasonable possibilty), you may be forced to either cash out your stocks at a innoportune time in order to get the funds for your down payment on your house, or alternatively, you may be forced to delay buying a house past when you would have liked. I just wouldn't dump 100% into stocks. If you're specifically saving for a down payment 4-5 years in the future, I would invest the minority of those savings (that are specifically for that purpose) in stocks.

The "next big crash" is happening right now fool.

any money you can afford to not need for 5+ years should always be in 100% equities

ANYTHING else is big yikes

it feels kinda of boring just going 100% VTSAX, but its so highly based what else is there to do? I own some SSO and QLD too but eh, its all about that VTSAX

Good call. I'll probably decrease the amount I invest to around $500 to $600 a month and put $800 in savings then. I'll probably end up pulling out most of it before the election next year gets close as I'm guessing the market is probably going to go down then.

I appreciate the advice. I just started an actual career and being at a place where I'm able to save and try to make something of myself, so I'm trying to figure out what would be best for my financial future.

You could always sell calls against your vtsax if you've got a bunch. I also recommend the spy high div fund SPHD if you want some good divs. Highly recommend for any index investor.

Which means it's a good time to start buying some stocks while they're cheap, right?