>job I absolutely love, earning 3x the national average wage
>60K in savings
>huge pension
>nice car, collection of watches
>big crypto portfolio
>...
>thin dick that will NEVER please a woman that I will NEVER be able to fix
What's the fucking point?
Haha get fukt 7inch girthy lap hog here and I swear I'm almost tired of sex because I get so much pussy
>collection of watches
This is why women don’t like you. Not because you own the watches, btw, but because you find it worth bragging about.
This is why I got an Asian wife.
You become big dick masterace by size comparison.
Literally almost too big for her and hit the erroneous zone
It’s possible to grow your dick user, I went from 4 to 5 inch of girth at my thinnest point
I like them I'm not bragging.
Mine is too thin for any woman, the only girl I could get is a virgin who doesnt know any better but she'd still leave me for Chad once she finds out, also there are no virgins around my age.
Post dick
pay an escort to do the opposite of small penis humiliation stuff once a week for a year
for around 6-700/month you could spend your days with compliments about your dick size looping in your head
find one who can actually act and RP and pay her to give oscar worthy performance everytime
>cured in 4 month but like with antibiotics, do the all thing
Dont want to get banned.
>job I absolutely love
Stopped reading there
Fucking cuck
>job I absolutely love
Draw a picture?
Post on /soc/ or /b/ and link it
That is incorrect sir, I am an user of surgical persuasion and you can have your dick made thicker by a proces called lipofilling, basically a low velocity liposuction, fat is then grafted in the subcutaneous tissue and depending on many variables 50-80% does not reabsorb, making your dick thiccer.
It should cost few grand, you can do it multiple times.
Thank me later user
Seriously if you're the kind of guy who 'loves his job' the only pussy you'll be tasting is when you clean the bulls cum from your wife.
P-shot + Gainswave
It will work
Why do you give a fuck about pleasing women? As long as she's fucking you, who cares
thank you
>year of the golden bull run + 2
>still falling for LARP threads
Never change, Jow Forums
Just get yourself a nice lonely Leopard Seal. Tighter pussy than an asian.
I have none if those things except the thin dick lol
>What's the fucking point?
Making children. Most women don't cum from sex anyway. Stop being a faggot and making excuses for being single, OP.
just do anal
Who comes up with this shit kek
>tfw 6x6 peepee
Perfectly average
You can please her in many emotional ways but you fell for small dick meme.
You will never make it.
Collecting watches is such a fucking pajeet thing to do, I mean I love watches but every time someone mentions a watch collection I remember the tacky Indians who make 40k a year and try to flex on white women in clubs. Big yikes
Only pics I've got.
Checked... And also incorrect, fucking women is an art, but most of dicklets on this board kept telling themselves otherwise, creating chad memes and worse to justify their lack of sexual life. You either fuck or get fucked. Choice is yours and yours alone
Proposal: Rename the board /biz9k/
The size of your dick and the pleasure of a woman is not the man's problem, and never has been.
You are not a woman's servant or sex toy. She is supposed to be yours, if you are the provider.
Your brain is polluted by feminism and communist propaganda forced on you in public school and mass market media. You CAN free yourself of your delusions.
Once again...the size of your dick is her problem, not yours.
just jelq nigger
Doesn't work, retard.
based
pls how user
Angion method and sprinting then vascion method
might as well become a woman, op
#2 pencils only
Why would you want to please a woman
If youre under 6 inches it'll just give you a dick like a soup can but it works. just not for length
Your fingers too small? There's more than one way to please a woman. Ignore the idiots asking why you'd want to please a woman. It's 100 times better when she's really enjoying herself.
wanting to please women is the ultimate cuck. they exist to please you, faggot.
Learn to eat pussy and let a bitch know she doesnt have to work if you knock her up.
>the city of (you)
Why would you need to please a woman? You have made it fren. The only person you should be pleasing is yourself. The real redpill is you cannot satisfy a woman ever, because all women only want more than what they have.
7x4.5 here. Will I make it?
Based and redpilled. Only faggots care about the sexual pleasure of their women.
True men claim women and put them in their place and make them do what is necessary for the survival and evolution of our race. This is all that truly matters. By making a big deal about the size of your cock, even if you do not directly tell her she will pick up on it subconsciously through your behaviour and this will insinuate to her that having pleasurable sex is a big deal and what’s important in life. She will then end up leaving you for other men and likely become a whore. Whores are a direct result of weak men and nigger chads that can’t just be monogamous and must enable hypergamous roasties with no strings attached sex.
yo... what the fuck is up with the midget baphomet taking the picture!?!?!?
This
based and dickpilled
> will NEVER be able to fix
I dunno... How long can you afford to wait?
theguardian.com
Not very.
Inject ETH to your pepe
That is said way to less.
We should start a flood again, to remind mens that they should stop acting like pussies when it comes to penis size
Friendly reminder user, one size fits all dicks
absolutely based.
t. happy relationship, above post related
PENCIL a letter to someone who cares loser
Women are not the purpose of life.
just buy one of these and shut the fuck up
>small dick
>hit the erroneous zone
>erroneous
Sounds about right.
What the fuck is this?
Curious as well.
this must be one of the most cucked things i've seen this year
wearing this is like a hybrid of being a cuck but still not letting other men fuck your wife
Lol so women have tricked men into wearing a strap on over their dick now? Is that what this thing is? A fucking prosthetic dick?
its called a wearable. the one in the pic is from bad dragon. its mostly meant for disgusting fetishists but it helps dicklets too
Yes. If you're not at least 7x5 just give up. They can have a bigger dick in a few seconds.
Looks like a very large cock sleeve
7.8x6 eat your HEART out.
I’m honestly tired of sex lately. If you can’t get laid in 2019 you’re literally not worthy to call yourself a man and should never look your father in the eyes.
Stay mad dicklets
Genuinely curious on this topic since my dick is good (but bent, whatever) so I never investigated the thing. How comes there isn't still a surgery or some shiet to enlarge peanus? Dafuq, we're approaching mars and AI singularity but these fucks can't still manage to enhance your hydraulics? I call bullshit
Exactly what an incel would say