This is what pushed us to 9000 last time.
It's time
a sharpie?
Whale here last time I gave 1 BTC for a timestamped sharpie in pooper, BTC is much more valuable this time around so .2 BTC to the first user to post timestamped pic of sharpie in popper
not credile
proof?
my pooper awaits
>This time it's different
DGB, truly the memest of all coins.
This alone gives it a top10 position for eternity.
new.
it goes in the pooper
how much corn for me to do the needful sirs?
Bros someone do it
We need to trigger the bull
Think of the gains
You know why it’s 2?
So that after he pays 1, a bunch of people shove sharpies in their asses then don’t get paid
Someone do it, save us
I have to get off work first, will sharpie in pooper. Keep thread alive 45 minutes.
I'll even go in dry
Save us femanons
Not the hero we deserve but the one we need
I will do it, but I need to see your account so I know youre actually a whale and not a larper
my butt is also very hairy and I'm a janitor
All I got was a ban last time no fucking money. One of you cocksuckers better pay, it took 5 minutes to get a pic and it was in way too deep. Notice how you can only see the cap no grey.
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What a faggot
It's eth btw. Pay up gayboi
LOL
BULL RUN COMMENCING
Nigga, I will put a shampoo bottle in my ass if you give me THE MONEY
THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE. COMMENCE THE BULL RUN
COMMENCE BULL RUN
GIVE ME YOUR CUM, BULL
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ETH? that wasn't the deal
Oops
I mean, here's BTC. 32y2XN1CQ4kB7Yj2axrxiHKEJGDJPVRGCn
Eth is the superior hold right now, you can trust me I'm a sharpie butthole ethot now
You disgust me you fucking faggot
Why the fuck did I open this thread
>Jow Forums - Business & Finance
The sharpie gods have been appeased we may moon now
2 absolute legends in this thread
It works faggots
Only one. Posting an old timestamp defeats the purpose.
I would gladly sacrifice my only begotten butthole for my fellow anons.
May we all make it.
KEEP DOING IT
WE NEED A FEMANON
Its from the last sharpie thread today where I got banned faggot, my 5's just look like 3's because sticking a sharpie in my butthole is my only source of income and im not a viable Darwinian canidate.
pomp eet
jesus fuck
I fucking love this place
Did they pay you?
You could be anyone, any stamped post but the original defeats the purpose of a stamp. The timestamp exists to verify identity. I'm sorry, bud. You are not going to make it.
No, I got no money. To be fair e-thoterie is a very competitive industry and the other user had a pretty good pic.
Ok jumbo sharpie with no lube coming up you cuck. Keep the thread alive 4 more minutes
Madman
Bumping for great justice. You're doing the right thing, fellow pooper poster. Ye verily, The Great Bull will be pleased with our sacrifices.
>notice how you can only see the cap no grey.
Oh wow, so you shoved it in there so deep that it looks like you're clenching the cap in your disgusting faggot ass cheeks.
The ritual isn't complete until you're paid
Heres the gayest pic ive ever taken faggot
Just for you faggot. Jumbo sharpie with poop on the tip
Sad.
This fucking thread
This is why I come to Jow Forums
that is fucking disgusting
>this thread
Lol faggot
Unironically making it when the sharpies ans Sminem come out to play. 17" HERE WE GO.
>sharpie in pooper
Clearly the most accurate of all TA.
Say what you want but eth has only gone up since I put the jumbo sharpie in my asshole. I better get my cut you ginarmous jews
wonder what that tastes like anons... this is uncharted territory
>Jow Forums - Business & Finance
Bumping. Eth up 4% since sharpie in butthole wheres my money faggots
I was just joking around user. I'm mostly in ETH myself.
There never was any money, fellow pooperposter
You did it for the memes.
Of course. But if I dont pretend im expecting money nobody will ever send any.
My sides include me in the screencap plz
thank you for your sacrifice anons
I'll think of you when I'm driving my lambo on the moon
Discusting
not really, only digimarines tho
DGB my guiding light.
Stupid asa shills
fucking rank. wtf faggotry is this shit???!!
>>PUT ME IN SCREENCAP TOO
B A S E D
Hey Jow Forums my wife will stick the whole pack in for 0.25 BTC
BUT she wants assurance that money will come. Send tips to rev up her butt
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No ones falling for your Indian scam. Post timestamp of your wife faggot.
Ohh shit man. Too bad your post was 40 over the quints. Bet you would have made bank hitting quads.
You really weren't there for the DGB sharpie in pooper after Jared went to Citi? Holy shit these newfags make me cringe
IT FUCKING WORKED
I wanna be in the screencap too but with a dumb fucking face next to me
This fucking thread. My sides
Add me to screencap
If you don't post screencaps it's not real
we need to keep feeding it...
The bulls require more
They require a girl like it was last time. This is fucking hillarious but also so gay that even Sir Gay is filtering it.
I'll pass.
I'll talk my gf into if someone can give me 6 months expenses (~1.3 btc)
it'll take a lot of convincing
Hard pass from me
Please, look at my ass again and tell me that doesnt look feminine as fuck. I could probably be a good looking trap if I was actually gay
I guess no bull run then
Based and Brownpilled
>absolute scamcoins pumping +20%
>newfags still around
yup, see you all at 1k september
looks thic; post nudes. I bet she is a great fuck.
She is.
Half asian so pettanko with gigantic ass/thighs. But, Jow Forums is mostly gays now, judging by the posts in this bread