I FINALLY FUCKING MADE IT, FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
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With the last alt-coin pump now I have 1.000.532,32 USD in Crypto. What the fuck do I do? I'm considering taking out 5k and going to Tokyo to fuck some prostitutes, what do you guys think?
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take out $10k, spend 10 days.
>going to Tokyo to fuck some prostitutes
I did that, it was good.
jesus that sound terible. first get a passive income with your money, then go to tokyo
Cash out half. Pay off any debt you may have, buy some gold and silver, get yourself something nice, whatever that may be. Go to Japan, have some fun. I'll keep your mom occupied while you're gone.
Sell 10k go for a holiday. Marketbuy 990 000 worth of link to kickstart the singularity
Put it in a CD, get 3% a year, 30,000k every year plus interest for life man, don't be a faggot and gamble it like I did.
How are you going to cash out?
take out 500k.
tokyo isnt the best place for fucking hookers. if you want asians go to hong kong or bangkok. if you want whites go to berlin or prague.
drop off some ether for a poorfag lol
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>beggars are back
This is truly the golden bull
How did you make it? I want to get to that point sometime as well help a poorfag out with some information please
DUB QUADS DO IT OP
Man even meme companies like Activision blizzard pay a relatively safe 5% dividend. He can do better than 3%.
This is my Litecoin Adress, I could sign a message but I'm sure you would be too dumb to verify it.
I have 500k on Bitcoin, and around 250k in Litecoin and 250k in Monero.
I said that because I have been dreaming on japo pussy since I was a kid
I dont have debt and I dont own gold and not interested in it.
Doens't sound too good to me, 3% a year is dog shit.
I don't know if I want to cash out.
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80% in vanguard stock etf. 20% in bonds.
If you are sub30 your life is basically made if you do the above. You have fuck you money.
With the passive income from that you can live near indefinitely. You should still work to gain more but you can quit the moment someone looks at your wrong and not be worried what to eat or where to sleep.
Over time it will also ensure your retirement.
Alternatively leave it in crypto and shitpost in 1 year about what an idiot you were and now the account is only 40k and youll never make that kinda money again and you have to kill yourself.
Congrats on making it
Can you help a poor user out?
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Fucking cash out half and at the start of this bull cycle. Too fucking kek. Give up $200k in taxes just to see how much more value you would have accumulated if you kept it riding.
Cash out little by little if you need to but taking out half is fucking kys retarded
Is $5k all you really need to go to Tokyo? Wtf am I doing...
Also, is it easy to get around the city without speaking Japanese?
You should cash out at least 200k.
Ensure you never have to work for many years. These years are the ones you need to be able to HODL as hard ass you can. Make that HODL period comfortable.
Legit if not larp, I strongly suggest this:
Buy nice, middle class house somewhere that's not a shithole and where one day you can envision having kids.
With the rest, put 2/3 into something like precious metals, split between gold and silver.
With the final piece, take 10% of it and go to your Asian fantasy, whatever the fuck, but NO MORE.
The final chunk have as your neetbux savings account, while you figure out what you want to do on life from here.
What country you in, user?
based
LARP COPE
gross
When you put it this way it's really not making it is it.
Congratulations user, all the best wishes from one autist to another
Ive also made ridiculous gains this week so everyone prepare for a intense weekend dip
Way less. I used to go every 6 weeks. $1100 for round trip airfare plus $1000 to keep a small apartment downtown Tokyo.
Stocks seems like are about to crash at any moment. I unironically predicting a 150k BTC in a few years. That would put my BTC stack on 2.7M not considering altcoins. I surely dont know what the fuck to do. I am thinking of cashing out something but it just keeps pumping.
Started with 20k on 2016, bought my first bitcoin at around 1k. I made nearly half a million trading with alts and shit in the bullrun, then the crash happened and my portfolio dropped to aroudn 150k, and since then I have been chasing altcoin pumps, for example now I have 50% of my networth on Monero and Litecoin, both pumped around 15% today.
How'd you find an apartment downtown Tokyo? Airbnb?
How do you DYOR to properly find good altcoin pumps? I have roughly $13K all in BTC right now and am learning as much as I can, but it would be helpful to know how to approach it. Thanks for the info bromium
Take your parents out on a nice dinner, make sure to acknowledge them while they're still alive.
> What country you in, user?
Switzerland. I'm not planing on moving, I really like it here. I am 32 years old and I live in a small apartement.
>I have 1.000.532,32 USD
absolute state of Jow Forums believing this 3rd world nigger
Why not take out a loan against your crypto(nexo, Celsius, etc) for 500k, use that 500k to invest into something that can return 10% a year, use that 10% to pay back the loan at around 7.5% interest, leaving you with 2.5% to keep. This way you can keep everything
There are several companies that rent specifically to foreigners. Avoid shitty ones like Sakura House that gouge you to live in the sticks. Most Japanese won't rent to foreigners so this is the easiest way to get a place with utilities and internet included.
I had 500k$ in btc last time when we hit 20k and I never cashed out any of it. You should definitely cash out at least 100k at this point. It's not worth trying to call the top.
Take 100k out for safety.. Also lawyer up and make some overseas companies..
better call bitcoin suisse soon for that trade appointment if you don't want to cash out with a värdex ATM.
i'd only cash out 20% I'm ready for a big wave up
OP is a fucking retard and is going to lose his money.
BTW Japanese whores make you wear a rubber. Paying for covered sex is awful.
Find GOOD coins (Respected ones at least) that have been stable in USD when Bitcoin was pumping (that means in dropped in sats), this means that the faggots that exited from alts to bitcoin already sold, so the sell book is VERY VERY thin, then just wait for Bitcoin to stabilize and enjoy your profits, its really easy.
sounds like a clear path to bankruptcy
We've had similar paths but I'm one step behind you. Started with $24k in 2017, ended up with $985k, didn't cash out and sat through the crash of 2018, and now I'm at $160k with mostly LINK/ETH.
thats right man, you made it! Now get some aids
isn't japan super expensive especially if you plan to get escorts ?
5k doesn't sound like enough to me
Thanks my man it's really appreciated I'm even gonna screencap this shit for later.
>ass backwards commas and decimals
Sorry user, but you're never going to make it unless you unfuck your punctuation and start using inches and gallons.
i dont understand this.
Any company you could recommend?
Hong Kong for sure
Well technically worst case if you don't pay your nexo loan back they'll just keep your crypto, so either way his outside assets should be safe
not gonna make it
You didn't make it until you have your target in cash after taxes, after money set aside for a home, with a significant proportion of your crypto remaining, just in case their value decuples.
That's why I'm waiting until my portfolio hits $3 mil. before I say I made it.
Congrats user! We're all gonna make it
t. 10 BTC hodling boomer
horrible boomer tier advice kek
I want to eat and finger a Japanase pussy while I hit a bare ass while my dick is being sucked by college girls.
Maybe I have to cash out more, who cares. I think I have to reward myself, The only thing is that I hope to not get killed in japanase prostitution rings or shit like that
If you endend with 180k when you were at near a mil that means that you were hodling shitcoins, you can make it if you have luck, but I wouldnt trust secured gains.
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Do you own your place?
But yeah Switzerland seems /comfy/.
My answer for what to do hasn't changed.
Im so happy someone on Jow Forums made it
>If you endend with 180k when you were at near a mil that means that you were hodling shitcoins
Most of my wealth came from holding NEO at $100 and then it tanked so yeah.
Fucking terrible advice holy shit
>paying debt
just let the debt rot out and say you can pay like 100 usd per month once they call
>buy some gold and silver and cash out half
Literally why, just keep the money in crypto in that case
i dont understand the way he wrote it. Im still reading it and trying to make sense of it. I mena how the fuck do you even search through all that shit with out finding trash projects
No, I rent a place.
I think that I am going a house similar to this in the mountains, pretty comfy. (500k or something like that)
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And then left 450k on Bitcoin (I seriously think that is gong to 150k in 2022) and 50k to gambe on shitcoins
This thread gives me hope.
You dont search trough garbage faggot, look at the XMR/USD, XMR/BTC and LTC/USD, LTC/BTC grapth. They look exactly as I described them, you dont gamble once a week, or even once a month; you only press BUY when you know that you are going to make money.
Cash out and diversify into something real. Aka stocks that pay a dividend. Or just do an index.
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ahh i see you wage cuck and just dump your cash in and hold. Gotcha that makes more sense now
You made it? Kek.
Everything below 10MM is shit tier.
Ok faggot, actually going to send the funds out of the wallet soon to sell the top so I am going to search for the paper wallet
no faggot, the only reason that I am a millonaire and you are not is that I invest; I dont gamble.
Around 10% a month gets you about double what you started with in 7 months.
Well you need 5 mil to make it. 10 million to become a degenerate cocaine addict that dies poor. 20 million to have a chance at being a billionaire. It's weird how it works.
congrats. Don't mind the salty Anons kek.
Cant you like show a screenshot?
Do not let greed get the better of you OP
Enjoy paying those taxes.
Cash out half, make sure you have a huge stack left in link and enjoy your life.
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OP should just keep trading his shitcoins and go on a permanent vacation
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KYC guy at Binance here, I just identified you and sent this thread to your mom
$ 1 Million for upper middle class retirement meme comes from 80's movies but 1m in 1977=4.5m today. So to be live like upper middle class for rest of your life you need min 4.5m usd today.
How long were you there for user? 2-3 days?
Thoughts on chainlink?
He can be a high class NEET though
Face it, he /madeit/
reinvest in crypto and this is golden
You NEED to buy 50k of gold and silver. That's only 5% and when the currency reset happens you will really fucking make it
What if crypto fucking crashes to nothing like it just did in 2018 retard
I admit 1 mil is very good money especially when you're a young wage slave but it's not something can be called "making it".
>Never gonna make it
Because gold and silver aren't crypto you fucking idiot. The world is swimming in debt.... interest rates at ridiculous criminally suppressed low levels.
If you have any kind of serious money and don't put at least 5% into gold and silver you are fucking playing with fire.
Also.... if you have good and silver and a currency reset hits.... you'll fucking make it 10 times over
imagine falling for the just hodl meme
holy shit goldshilld are fucking retarded go back to the 20s grampa now we have crypto that's superior in every aspect
you'll die poor
Remember a silver piece the size of a silver dime used to be a days wage. 14 silver fines equals 1 ounce of silver....
So for every ounce of silver you buy you are holding 2 weeks of days wages historically. If you have 1,000 ounces of silver and a currency reset hits.... you'll have fucking generational wealth.
Invest in Ford stock and take home about 70,000 a year for free in dividends and invest 15k into crypto
it must be physical gold when global collapse happens.
Listen you useless zoomer faggot. The reason you are putting your money in shitcoins has nothing to do with any problem with gold. You are putting your money in shitcoins because you can't "make it" anymore unironically because gold doesn't back the currency anymore.
Under a gold standard you could drive retards on a bus to grade school and "make it" with your wife at home raising your 4 kids.
There's no problem with gold.... there's a problem with the dollar not being backed by gold.
Also... if Bitcoin goes to 1 million bucks that doesn't make gold any less valuable
All I'm saying is if you have any decent amount of money like a million bucks and you don't put as little as 50k into gold then you are fucking retarded.
Gold has been demonetized by all govts and is still worth 1,300$/oz
All the gold price tracks is how unstable, volatile, and lack of store of value the dollar is.
The dollar price of gold is irrelevant.
Bitcoin is not real money. When they started issuing dollars 200 years ago...
Nobody fucking earned 20$ and held that 20$ in a piggy bank hoping that 7 years later that 20$ would buy him 5 houses. Thats not how money works.
Money is stable you retard
You have 700k user. Uncle Sam wants his 300k cut or he will rape you in the ass for years.
How to make bitcorn from fuck prostitute?