>americans have to be drug tested during work
How the fuck do accountancy and legal services work over there if you can't drug yourself 24/7?
Americans have to be drug tested during work
William Turner
Owen Phillips
how much link for a girl like that?
Thomas Adams
about 180 link at current prices
Joshua Baker
You pay a friend to loan you your pee
Levi Johnson
They don't test for prescription drugs. Adderal, oxy/codeine, and liquors are given a blind eye mostly.
I honestly feel like giving up at this point and getting some job driving forklifts at a dump and shooting up with black tar heroin.
Mason Diaz
You don't understand. Drug tests are only for low peons and shit jobs. Lawyers and accountants can drink in the office and snort all the stripper blow they want as long as the job gets done.
Samuel Barnes
You don't have the right to your body. It's because Healthcare is so expensive and they won't pay for it if you use drugs. Or if you don't, but they like to arbitrarily ban everything. Guns, drugs, driving, food, selling, buying, everything here is illegal or strictly regulated. Wish I lived somewhere like north Korea sometimes. Land of the free my ass. L
Ayden Cook
I don't know about that but if it's accounting and legal they wont hire you with out enough cocaine in you
Matthew Miller
Funny enough, NK is the only country in the world where drugs are completely decriminalized.
You might be literally starving to death while your wife is getting gangraped in a labor camp by manlet gookinese guards but at least you can chase the dragon without anyone giving a shit.
Thomas Gutierrez
it's actually an idiot test since they usually announce it beforehand, just pay a middle schooler to piss for you
Isaac Howard
From my knowledge they only do major drug tests for hiring. If you're operating machinery or something they'll test you but if it's a legal/accountant firm job you'd be safe to do most drugs after you're hired, I think.
Jordan Jones
This, we (white collar) dont get drug tested because management and partners do drugs too
Nathan Lee
>tfw forklift driver
>tfw someone OD's every week
Jaxson Long
If you can't pass a drug test with fake piss or dilution then your IQ is to low for any job
Jaxon Cruz
Based and post-industrial western massachusetts-pilled
Cameron Phillips
I get drug tested randomly but I get a week off and a free pass my first fail
Thomas Hernandez
Alexander Walker
too*
Cooper Moore
>How the fuck do accountancy and legal services work
None of the Big4 accounting/consulting companies test for drugs. Very few law firms. I know this first-hand you dipshit.
Jaxson Clark
Anyone has any drug testing tips? Is using fake pee illegal?
Grayson Watson
Look up the Certo method if you poorfag
Blake Butler
Use fake pee, it works for ordinary drug tests.
Christian Cooper
How the fuck else are you gonna work 22 hour days amirite?
Ryan Sanders
It's decriminalized in countries like Mexico and Portugal too, but yes North Korea is the only country where all narcotics are LEGAL.
Noah Price
It is to minimize risk so the lords of capital can maximize their investments. Wagies are just numbers. All that drug free bullshit is just that.
Zachary Cox
I live in the US and have never been drug tested once. Not for my first jobs, or my professional career. Never been drug tested.
Luke Bell
No it isn't. Portugal is literally the promised land. No tax on crypto gains either.
theguardian.com
Jacob Gray
As much as I think druggies are disgusting degenerates that should all hang themselves... it's clear that the drug war has been a dismal failure. No matter what you do, you simply cannot intervene in the power of supply and demand. I think we could invest in programs to help the demand portion... but stopping supply is next to impossible.
>chalk up "if only we could be more like Portugal!" as phrases I thought I'd never say
Alexander Reyes
>funeral is just a bunch of dead bodies plastic wrapped together on a pallet that gets lowered into the grave with a forklift
James Hill
You lie or get a fake cock
Luke Cox
Law firms don’t drug test.
Leo Miller
LOL drug tests for accountants? Where the fuck are you getting this shit? Even the crappy temp accounting jobs I've worked never drug tested. I supervise a finance dept now and literally nobody at my company is drug tested, half the fucking company would be gone if they did.
Xavier Peterson
I was tested positive for adderal and all they wanted was the phone number of the pharmacy you got it from so they can confirm. So if you have a prescription, you're good.
Daniel Rivera
>HIV
>herpes
>alcoholism
>daddy issues
all packed into one
Hudson Sullivan
the gas station that i work at is so shit that when i failed my drug test for weed my manager just ripped up the report because he couldn't get any new hires and they would have to shut down if i got fired. the absolute state of this store
Adam Adams
They only really test you if they want to fire you for some reason. Not that that's good either.
Xavier King
>just straight up giving them your drug dealer's number
"Yeah, he good on that. I confirm he bought da adderall."