Rules for bull run

1) I’d disagree a bit here, it’s nice to bounce crypto ideas off of my smart chad Finance/SWE friends. They know more than I do and they don’t give a shit until they hear about the gains Don’t tell normies, initially they’ll think you’re batshit, and blame you for their losses when they buy the top. If you invest for your family, give them a safe ass return and they’ll be happy.
2) Yup. It’s also worth stalking the discord to see the exchanges they use. Make some educated guesses on potential PnD coins based on volume and set those high sell orders. This worked for me back in 2014 but haven’t tried since.
3) TRUEST WORDS SPOKEN. The second you see a normie girl with Coinbase on her phone, it’s time to gtfo.
4) don’t actively trade imo. i’m also gay.
5a) top
5b) kek
6) Yup. If your shilled shitcoin moons, take out at least 2x and then some.
7) take profit
8) risky. lost a shitton on gate.io cuz of the fucking chinks. better to try and get into some ICO groups.
9) yup
10) not sure what you mean by this, was holding enormous Mintcoin and Dogecoin bags from 2014 onwards. that shit 10x’d my 2014 investment in 2018. currently holding the heaviest fucking REQ and AMB bags hoping for the same above, so feel free to prove me wrong,

My tips
1. Don’t invest for your friends.
2. Normies love Ripple. Especially the Rick and Morty-esque normies.
3. Take profit
4. When your normie co-workers are starting to buy in, and shits pumping, TAKE FUCKING PROFIT
5. Keep an eye on the Dark Net. If those dumbfucks ever start adopting Monero, that could be the comfiest/stablest hold imo.

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11) Buy high sell low

anyone else see the nipple?

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they will grow to resent you and you will find out people are shitty. Worst case scenario, someone kills you out of spite and/or jealousy. Do not tell people how much money you make or have. You can keep being autistic, but listen to your cool chad internet friend. Keep it a secret

that s a big areola boi my bruddha

also pajeets

Rule #1 is accurate.
Never talk to anyone about this shit.
People will not be grateful. If they win big, you will be forgotten. If they lose big, you will be lamed. Fuck it. Not worth it. Keep this shit to yourself and make your money. Whoever wants to find out about this, they'll find out about it. It's not your job to be their shepherd.

If your family aren't strong, virtuous, or used to having money your relationship will change and they will use you for "favors" expect more from you and return to the norm once they dry you out.. If you decide not to share your wealth with them resentment builds up. The money you have is perceived to them as being earned by doing nothing and so they feel it is easy to ask for.

Darknet doesn't use xmr because darknet is literally fbi.

Adding one

>if the "team" isn't white or Japanese, skip it.

They will invest in crypto because they think you are making money, then lose everything and blame you. They might even ask you to underwrite their losses

Ok listen faggot.
You're not getting it.
You're not doing anyone a favor by helping them with crypto, including your friends and family.
If they lose, you will be blamed for the rest of your life. You'll also have to hear them whining, bitching and moaning every time there's a correction. If they happen to win big, all of the sudden it will be because they were so good at it and had nothing to do with you. Now fucking pay attention and keep your mouth shut about all this stuff!

>1) NEVER tell normies about your gains irl. This includes your family.
>Never talk to anyone about this shit.

What if it's already too late for that? Several people know. Including someone living on welfare. How fucked am I?

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Say you lost it all in that 2018 correction and that you just dabble in it from time to time. Won $20 lost $20 there. Make up something for fucksake.

But I bought the damn near bottom in November, and they know. I've actually convinced them to go all in, but they are too poor and don't have any disposable income.

All the big money is made sitting on your hands and being patient. Every time you get the urge to play some cute little swing trade, ignore it and just be patient

Buy bitcoin and sit on it for 3-5 years and there is like a 99% chance you'll make very strong returns

You're fucked pal. Say you sold in March or something and you only made a couple hundred bucks. I bet they will still ask you for 10 bux.

My friends knew i gamble money into bitcoin in the last bullrun and they happened to know i quit and survive because of the gains as welp. Obviously i didnt cash out and they seem to notice my suffering throughout the year of neetness. Anyway until recent pump, he asked me about "hows your bitcoin i see it pumped". I told him "i dont play with it anymore :)" and he was like "ah man".

Never felt this relieved.

retard newb here. probably stupid for me to ask but can you elaborate on point 3 please

Do you really think they will suddenly start stop being friends with me once I make it? I can't imagine them trying some shady shit. Shit, if BTC hits 1M USD and then drops to 10K each, I will probably give both of them one 1 BTC each if they didn't get as lucky, because again, I have plenty of disposable money while they are poor as shit.

I told my dad the same thing. Less people know im gambling this shit, the more i feel at peace trading with bizbros. Only people thats left now is my cousins and relatives.

Already mentioned above but worth repeating:
NEVER INVEST FOR YOUR FRIENDS.

cannot really take a profit, would risk to losing it all it is my greatest fear. Wish there was a way to do it securely but it is not right now. It already cost me fortune

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Yeah I make so many trades kek I don't think I'll ever pay taxes though

I agree with most of this. I've told my mom about my crypto gains, but I have a very close relationship with her. Also, she's pretty wealthy so it's not like she'll start begging me for $$. I have bought her some gifts with my gains though. I don't want my crypto to be lost if I die or suffer memory loss. That's why I told my mom where I store my private keys, how to acces them etc. Just in case something happens...

>Paying taxes on crypto gains

fucking loser

Why? Afraid of an exchange hack/scam? Just sell in small increments.

If you have big gains (6 figures+) then you're most likely looking to reinvest in stocks, real estate, bonds etc. That can be very difficult if you don't pay your taxes.

Yeah this. Its called wealth management. Anyone got tips on yhis? Been thinking on how to give out priv key and accessing them the securest way to my dad or family members witgout them exit scammed me.

t. woman

What if my family aren't disgusting welfare trash?

Yes I've thought about this. Give them X% of your private keys each and make sure the keys overlap, e.g. if you distribute your private keys to 6 family members any 5 of them have all your private keys combined (just in case family member number 6 dies/loses his keys).

I made this mistake. But I got fed up with a friend only wanting to give me money and not wanting to do any legwork or research on his part (I don't want to buy crypto with my own money, I don't want my info out there), basically being useless, so I made him make his wallet and pushed his stuff into it.

I'll exchange ideas, but I definitely don't want to hold for others again. I don't want to contribute to the general laziness. If you don't want to put in the effort, you shouldn't get a piece of the pie. I should have stuck to my guns at the beginning and not taken his money. But I wanted to make a friend a millionaire so badly just to say I did.

I have stuff saved as gifts for friends though.

I just hide my private keys AES-encrypted (via 7zip) in USBs in 2 locations (to protect against events like house fires).

Then I have the password in a safe deposit box, and instructions are sent using "Google's inactive account manager" as a deadman's switch. The email basically tells them where the USBs are, where the password is, how to open the encrypted files using the password, and how to access the wallets.

They'll be able to access the safe deposit box only when I'm deceased.

those sideburns kill it for me. and the baboon's ass red lipstick

This. Have a main stack and maybe allocate like 1% for trading when you get the itch. If that every goes up, put some back into the main stack, which is kept off of exchanges

1) don't teach anyone anything unless they are willing to pay you
2) when someone starts talking about crypto, pretend you know nothing about it, call it a ponzy scheme
3) never mention your portfolio to anyone

on Jow Forums
1) when BTC moons, if someone asks for advice just post abloobloo and poo poo pee pee. post brappers and derail the thread at all costs
2) gatekeep newfags
3) try the old scams that people have pulled on the archives
4) toss out misinfo and FUD as much as you can
5) have at least 5 to 7 thot threads up to make the board it as NSFW as we possibly can, this way wagie can't browse from work
6) be as racist as possible to make normies uncomfortable, even if you are an actual nigger, larp as some redneck niggerkiller

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>larp
Who said I was larping?

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Rule nombre uno: Never let no one know

How much

Dough you hold

My parents are good people but I still fear that they would change if I told them I had a lit of money. I think back to when they received 200k in inheritance and I recently found out they only have 30k left. The other user was correct in saying that you should only tell them if they have money themselves.

you wont sell any faggot

You won’t know whether they truly are or not until the chips are down, faggot.

'cause you know

I wonder if I will be able to sell $1 mil in LINK OTC at kraken and if yes, if my bank will freeze my account and/or call the cops on me and raid my house.

Thats what im saying.
Thx op just sold 100k

Lol I love you niggers

Thanks, fren. This is the last time I discuss my profits, even if it’s with immediate family.

My mom is mad that I’m still a wizard at 33 and haven’t given her any grandchildren, what do?

we are going down right? ris is over bought on all time frimes.

I’ll provide sound investment advice if you can tell me what boobs feel like.

Unironically this
>6) If you get a chance to cash out your initial and still maintain a respectable stack to ride with, do it.
A tough lesson learned after winter 2018

>1
I'm buying my parents a house, faglord, I'm not keeping shit from them and neither are they demanding that I buy them anything with my money, actually most of my life so far they were the ones to help me out so they deserve at least something.
>avoiding discord p&d
if you don't already know this then you need to go back to r*ddit

>if women ever start talking about crypto
will literally never fucking happen, even back when FB stocks went on a massive fucking bullrun and was completely overbought and every media outlet in the world reported it, I did not see any fucking grills talk about any of it and neither did I see any of 'em talk about cryptocurrency, 95% of women are the ultimate normies and won't give 2 shits about funny internet coins chad got rich off

>if you get suckered into trading pay taxes
imagine living in the US LMAO, imagine actually being 100% honest with the IRS when it's a institution run by boomers who don't even know how to make a coinbase account LMAO

>if you ever get to cash out your initial do it
yes, miss possible profits if a bullrun is almost certain? the absolute state of you, trade at your own discretion

>have accounts everywhere you trade
well yeah dipshit

>get ETH trading ready
only really valid point in that entire post, also learn how to not get fucked over by IDEX or forkdelta in case a good opportunity presents itself
>2017/18 shitcoins are dead
>with exceptions
okay, so like with all alts, some are good some will fall off? shocking news

>feel free to add yours
11. if you came to Jow Forums after 2010, you need to go back to fucking r*ddit faggot
12. if you came to biz after the 2017 bullrun, you need to delete your internet faggot
13. if you unironically post dumb fucking guides like OP, go back to r*ddit
14. if more and more threads like this appear, join the bears and dump everything, for 2017fags posting guides for newfags is a gigantic sell signal

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they are soft depending on the chick. Its been at least 5 years since if felt any so bear with me. its not like sand its like fat but not. fuck guys i cant remeber what boobs feel like

Fuck. I own chainlink. And i told my family? What should I do. Should I say I sold it?

It’s okay, fren. I hear vagina feels like the inside of your cheek, only warmer and slimier.

>having friends and family to tell in the first place

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you're dumb af and a homo too, as we can see from you saving pictures of naked men to your device

It’s okay, fren. Human beings are an evolutionary mistake and it’s only your lizard brain stressing over the lack of a social circle.

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Boobs feel soft yet firm. They have a mamary glands in the center of their tits near the inside which are not soft and it hurts them if you dig into that part. Nipples can be soft or stiff. Thst depends on how cold they are and how horny they are and if you've been touching their nipples long enough. If women are horny touching/licking their nipples or grabbing their boobs can feel good. Grabbing at and twisting or scratching nipples hurt and is a bad idea unless she is into that stuff duribg hot sex. If they are not horny touching the nipples makes them feel uncomftorable. If you have fat on your man boobs just grab those and imagine much more fat and much more like a bubble in shape. Softer than a sandbag, warm especially the underboob which can be sort of sweaty at times, tits are softer and smoother than ass cheeks.

Yes. It does. Also it's not exsctly as smoot as tge inside of a cheek on the top inside by the pelvic bone that's textured for your dick and they feel the most pleasure from rubbing against that textured area.

Like bags of sand

Thanks for the anatomy lesson, fren. I might die a virgin due to hating myself, but my bags are looking nice so there’s that.

Also every woman has a few special spots up against the pelvic bone that feel really good to rub. In my experience there is usually one spot near the opening right inside and one special spot near the back of their vagina above their cervix. Most of the soft inner cheek textured parts of the vaginal canal don't have many strong nerve endings so may have trouble feeling exactly what part if their vagina you are touching.

Thx, fren.

:(

It's because of the lizard brain that people are emotional assholes and it's why some people take pleasure in hurting others. Its why women are so obcessed with height and muscle and being dominated in general. I wish people evolved from a nicer species.

You'll meet a girl one day user. It's not impossible if you can accept a fat girl. Also only go after women shorter than yourself. 99.75% of married couples feature a taller male. Just accept that all women have a secret standard that men must be at least a little taller than them

the chedder breeds jealousy

I have a good answer for why I can’t, but this is biz and there’s no point in shitting up the thread with R9K tier blogposts. Thanks anyways.

Relationships are overrated.
Women are a bag of crazy hormones.
All women, even perfect 10s will drain you either physically, emotionally, mentally, or financially. Usually all at the same time.

Even the "nicest" or "kindest" ones will start fights for no reason and stress you to no end once they get comfortable with you.

Just fuck escorts, get head from asian massage parlors, and don't get into any relationship more than a fling.

t.former incel virgin feeling very sad and alone without a gf, after several gfs after learning game, now mgtow

That’s how niggers are created. Gg

Two people suffer in life; those from a lack of it and those from an over abundance. My normie, sex haver frens say they’re jealous of me and have said they wish they could trade places and be a virgin sometimes. It’s nice not having any toxic women, std’s, divorces or unwanted children at least. Even the loneliness goes away after awhile.

Why? Holding to new ATH is way easier than jerking off in 10 over complicated steps

If it was that easy nobody would get rekt.

I'm referred to as cute by all average women. They view me as a partner for a long term relationship. I've been hit on by alot of fat women. Mainly women I have zero intetest in and i have turned down most of them. It would be nice if a physically attractive girl would show me interest but I know by now that will never happen. If i was 2.5-5 inches taller, had slightly broader shoulders and put on some upper body muscles i'd be drowning in skinny pussy but I was not so lucky. I'm skinny though so pretty much every fat girl i've run in to was at least a little attracted to me. I notice that attractive girls won't give me the time of day but if i flirt with a fat girl she flirts back almost every time. I once put on a muscle suit for halloween and skinny girls were throwing themselves at me. It would be nice to know what it's like to get hot girls but I guess women need their rediculous standards.

Eat 1g of protein per day per lb of body weight (use whey if you can't reach it), eat 100-200 calories above your TDEE, and follow the reddit PPL routine, 6x a week. You'll be jacked in 3-5 months.

Use the app MyFitnessPal to monitor the protein and calorie content of your food.

Women say they think steroids and juicing is disgusting but in reality they seek out guys who juice subconsciously. A guy could never get as big as women want him to be if he was completely natural and pounded weights for 20 years. But a guy who juices can get the perfect body with a little effort in ~8 months. Hot girls are going after the fake men looking to pump and dump them who lie about themselves and their achievements and roid over the genuine guys who actually care everytime.

This was peak last time. Even more if they start buying

Thanks user. I'm reading the PPL routine right now.

>pay your taxes

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The dark nip ruins it for me.

Why keep it off?

>1) don't teach anyone anything unless they are willing to pay you
>2) when someone starts talking about crypto, pretend you know nothing about it, call it a ponzy scheme
>3) never mention your portfolio to anyone

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