/smg/ - Stock Market General

is it your amerimutt dad in this picture?

No. Price targets dropped to 200 or something. Poor bastards.

I'm staying clear of that motherfucker.

Lunchtime slowdown. Looks like everything's gonna be stable for a couple hours now. Looking at a greeny green close. We'll see if Mr Pres throws out a tweety tweet to rally the stocks. Otherwise, take your peak prices today, cut them in half. Theres your close.

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oh look at that. Clinuvel is up almost 8% today.

This is my dad

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Tesla short is literally recession proof place to park your money in. In good market this looser goes down, in bad market this looser goes down more. My best trade YTD is TSLA short.

Agreed. But wimps gotta go eat. So now we see decreased activity. Assholes.

Sorry my guy if you’re still in this but I’m making this a staple for every general because remember no matter how bad you think you’re doing it’s no where NEAR as bad as this guy.

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PROTIP

>Balls of Steel; Mind Like Meatloaf

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SPYG OR SPYD

Kind of lame crash porn. Come back when you lose 30k

If you want dividends you need to buy individual dividend growth stocks, div ETFs are a waste

To some people this is more than enough of a loss to say fuck my life
Losing 30k just means you’re a option faggot who doesn’t care about money but I think this shows just how bad poor investment decisions can be

K no one really cares
Thx bye

Digits confirm

How do you feel about ETNs, like DVHL or CEFL

What are the expectations for NVDA today? Are they going to slightly miss projected earnings due a shitty winter for them and tank? And are they going to take down AMD with them tomorrow?

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how do I buy bitcoin on leverage

Don't buy them if you don't understand them

Reminder LEVI institutional price was $17 and you're a cuck if you buy above that line

nvda will probably be flat or go down, take amd with it a little bit.

I have nvda call credit spreads and I‘ll be called away on amd again still so ill buy that dip monday and sell calls again. ez

My understanding is
Bank lets you chip in some dosh which they put in a huge pile
Bank then doles out dosh to smallcap faggot high risk companies at super high interest rates
Bank then takes the interest they collect on these loans and invests it, different investment strategies tracked by different types of ETNs
Based on their success I might get big dividend, sometimes no dividend at all
If a lot of the faggot small cap companies defaults on their loan, the value of the ETN plummets
If the bank issuing the ETN fails, I'm fucked

How far off am I

You guys think this is usual zerohedgery or something serious?
zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-15/global-trade-collapsing-depression-levels

I am SO glad the Jews decided to push the Up Button this week.

Moses be praised!

googl bouncing well. bitcorn run halting a bit
for nao

youtube.com/watch?v=MObo71ztABk

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me took GPRO gains and god dyke haircut today
what color should hair go, was think blue or maybe silver

americans cant really do this properly anymore >_>
robinhood gold kinda does, kraken kinda lets you, the only true way am take out loan and buy BTC with it X_X

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It's zerohedge trying to time the crisis for the trillionth time

We're going to see economic slowdown relatively soon. The economy isn't actually as strong as the Cheeto in Chief is making it out to be.

Wrong again baggie.

Is there any way to automatically hide posts from a certain ID

Yes

Thx

Buy BYND

Can you tell us about it?

They are going to be around $125 next year if not sooner. I would stay clear. Invest in CSCO

I would say 100. Not sure what they are asking though since that seems like they are asking how much to subscribe.

and we are back! This trade war fear was nonsense after all

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black and silver :D

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7 cats. I count 7 cats.

The haircut should be enough of an aposematic signal.

Yeah, just like war with Iran by Friday. Find a new hobby and kys

What are some cheap divvy stocks with high yield?

What are some divvy trap stocks?

What are some safe divvy stocks at least above 3.5%?

Where’s divbro and when will he retire from Jow Forums to live on an island collecting divvies forever?

I love owning REFR!!!!!

I told you fucks to buy at low 2s, shout out to those who listened

Hold till double digits

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Don't. If at an all time high. It's about to go down again. Wait maybe 2 weeks and see where it goes. DOW is also a new one and did the same thing.

“I hope not,” Trump says of going to war with Iran.

Oh also what are some hybrid divvy growth stocks?

Just broke 50k profit from Jan. Thanks Trump!

You don't evacuate entire countrys for false flags. Whatever is happening in the middle east isreal.

why do people assume aliens look like that?

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Fuck. Wow

>isreal
a prophetic error, hopefully

BitMex is the most well-known place for that, but you'll need to use a VPN if you're a burger

Holding since low 1s

Not selling till I make atleast a million :)

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I got 8.

BIP MO MMM ABBV ITW TAP WPC

these are mine that i have been building positions in

I'm more interested in the shirt that says "anal"

>What are some cheap divvy stocks with high yield?
T NRZ KDP KR
What are some divvy trap stocks?
IRM or anything else like it.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Wait I see 9 now, I missed the one hanging by a noose.

>tfw div

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Godspeed brother. How many shares did you manage to grab?

10 it is :)

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how are those $5 puts looking baggie?

No, that's a teruterubozu (I hope)

I'm not worried, the LCI is going to start crashing around 1 o'clock strait into tomorrow.

NVDA will almost assuredly go down, but the premium on puts is atrocious. Bet against AMD. Puts at close are the way to go.

Wrong again baggie

OSTK gang

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its going to 7.50 for now..

>buy KTOS cause I need defense stocks
>enjoy moon
>miss KEM
oh well I knew I shoulda bagged it at 16 yesterday at least I got RUN again after Barclays upgraded to a outperform with 21 PT if y’all wanna ride a good wave
RUN has the biggest footprint in the housing solar and immune to the Chinese tariffs since they don’t deal outside of the US.

Why against AMD?

NVDA guidance will reflect trade reality and negatively impact entire semis group. Also, the executive order absolutely effects AMD and I expect people will want to flee.

i figure I'll need about a decade to retire comfortably on my dividends depending on how aggressive I am with my investing.

AMD is up today

I got 50 at 2.12. I've really been wanting to buy more

So is PNIS

Innuvo spiked down recently. Good time to grab it , or is it to late?

No shit, everyone is green. That is when you short. BEFORE it takes a dive.

AMD puts are cheap as hell given the conditions. Do what you please.

It's fucked. Buyout is gonna be 68 cents instead of 1.40, that's why it dropped. I'm pissed

Thanks

Ring ring ring

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Shit, thought the session ended already

STOP SELLING
TODAY IS A GREEN DAY DAMMIT
WE WILL KEEP IT THAT WAY

A big hefty "go fuck yourself" to the niggerfaggot who told me to buy GERN yesterday. Down $125

Don't say I didn't try to warn you when this shit just drops a full dollar in less than 15 minutes.

ok

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Cal Fire officially confirmed that PG&E was responsible for the Camp Fire, but PCG is green. Damn you. Where are my PCG cheapies?

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What happens when one Bog brother calls the other?

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