WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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That's LINK about to break $1 within the next hour

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HOLY SHIT THAT GREEN DILDO UP MY ASS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bull flag formin

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nice bought back yesterday just under 10k
comfy
whats the sell target faggots?

The iexec lies were proven false

Wrong.
iExec makes link obsolete.

50K SAT

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>Spamming/flooding.

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kek. cope

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No way...Is that actually young serger?

imagine being a no linker
I can't
I literally unironically cant
I've held since the beginning
"what's a no linker?" you might ask
a no linker is someone who doesn't hold chainlink
there is even a worst version of a no linker
a no linker that knew about it, but didn't buy
now, don't feel bad about not knowing
most people didn't know
just like most people didn't know what Google was at the beginning
in order to have even known about buying it at the beginning, you had to have been browsing an anime image board at a certain date at a very certain time
If you were lucky to even be on at that time, you then had to see a post with an ethereum address from an anime avatar that said essentially "dude trust me, but you won't see it for months"
and on top of all that you had to be insane or autistic enough to actually send money to that address knowing that you could be scammed.
I did. I was that insane
and you know what
that isn't the craziest part
this is the story of chainlink
this is how a bunch of nerds made it rich
*don't stop me now -queen playing to the background of link memes*

can u guys plz push it to 15k please and thank u

I like to add the "Choppiness Index" to my charts. When the energy runs down low the trend will likely discontinue. THe weekly energy is still half full from this latest pump. We stil have a lot more room to move upwards. I'm not a robot.

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Just sold
now bring it back to 10k plz

Swinglinkers get the rope. I warn you. Do not underestimate meme magic.

man my market making bot keeps getting wiped out by these faggot pumps, but at least the underlying asset is more than making up for my losses. I might just turn it off at this point

SWIFT

>T
SHARPIES worked

For me its the chicken burger

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All swinglinkers, Binance chinks, algos and bots will get the rope on the day of the vertical singularity

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This. Do not swing trade your LINK. You WILL lose.

its one of the best coins for swing trading
literally moves with BTC, so even if it dumps it maintains its peg to BTC

It was the iexec guys dumping their bags for link

just bought back, just under my sell price
now pump it to 15k plz

close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...$1000 eoy I smell?

VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of LINK I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

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I only have 35k but feels like its not enough... anybody feel this way?

dis

༼ つ _ ༽つ CHAINLINK TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ _ ༽つ

I love this fucking timeline

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I feel like you’ll have $350k-$700k

fuck me with that big green cock daddy

it's never enough, however to get a sense for your relative place, in terms of supply, 1000 Link = 21 BTC. have fun thinking about that with respect to what you know about link.

22k here brother. Here's how I feel about my stack: If I hold for 10+ years, I could probably be fuck-you rich. If I hold for 5+ years, I'll never have to work again in my life. If I hold for 2+ years, I will be able to choose an occupation I enjoy regardless of the salary, buy a nice home, and feel comfortable and cozy. With 35k you'll be fine, friend.

I used to think this. I was so worried that I'd be short during the 'singularity' that I'd never sell, even after massive, unsustainable pumps. Then I realized the singularity won't happen and people that hold through this shit are just bagholding. Being honest, I only make 50k per year. At most that's 50k links I can accumulate per year. But swingtrading I can make that in a couple trades with very little downside.

Yes because you will never lose links swing trading.

Chekt + we’re all gonna make it pilled

finally going to make it

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I've lost a few but I always keep stops in place. Believe what you want but you're literally leaving money on the table. You're dumb if you're swingtrading all the time, but sometimes it's just too obvious.

1000$ minimum

How to know the top beforehand? Just ask the people who got burned swing trading eth when it was just a few $

>pay 0% tax in long term capital gains

>dude just swing trade

No thanks I’ll take 0 tax

>tax
>Crypto
user, i.....

>paying tax on crypto gains

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my eth isn't transfering fast enough
don't leave without me boys

kek

Bullflag painted and complete. Next stop 98¢

To be fair the IRS is not going to let us linkies get away with becoming 8-9 figure millionaires without paying tax

>i make 50k a year
>i can spend all my income on link
you're either clinically retarded or impossibly genius

Enjoy your audits

>being an americuck
feels good living in a 2nd world country where i can get away without paying tax on crypto

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They won't have much say when I'm on my beachfront property in Uruguay

Can't you simply withdraw at smaller amounts to get around the tax man?

Power of meme magick

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2.00000000 sats

There are about 5 million ways not to pay taxes
only poor people pay taxes in the US
accountant here, my boss is a billionaire and havent paid taxes in 10 years

>he bought?
>dump it

>swing trade with very little downside

>implying America isn't a second world country
whew lad

don't worry, it'll crash back down soon

Already dropping now

>he doesn't recognize when a whale is trying to minimize slippage
yikes

Wow it totally won’t rebound like it has every time the last week

You guys are going to get justed, being played. Ask why it shot up like it did and watch it not drop back as low as it was. Link is being taken out of circulation, my only thought is what happens after that runs it's course. Will it moon? Lower supply, new money coming in, high visibility and mainnet would indicate... Yes.

WEEEEEE

how would you be paying 0% in long-term capital gains tax?

in the US, long-term cap gains tax is 15% or 20% depending on income level.

someone please explain to a brainlet how i can end up paying 0%

Kek, I dunno but unironically trade swinging link for the first time literally 90 seconds before that 10% gain and FOMO'd at the top and lost my 10% stack

I've learned my lesson and may KEK and Sirgay forgive me. I hope my 12k loss is a good enough offering

>how would you be paying 0% in long-term capital gains tax?
>in the US, long-term cap gains tax is 15% or 20% depending on income level.
>someone please explain to a brainlet how i can end up paying 0%

Live in the right countries in Europe

be a german citizen... 0% tax after one year

wtfffff

how can i do this as an american?? aaaaagh

Converted to German you user
>All the cool kids are doing it

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOKEK

My ID EOM

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just trade inside a Smart Contract

unironically putting 80% of my income into crypto.....just spitballing the numbers though. i don't realistically expect to get 50k link with 50k USD this year.

Which of you faggots placed that gay fake sell wall at 12000 sats?

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Link will soon crash. My Green ID and trips will prove

...

>holding 350K Link for 339 days
>26 days left until the year is over
>mainnet launch in 13 days
how fucked am I really now deutscher kamerad?

Are you from Uruguay? Or planning to retire there?

me haha

getting nervous faggots?

Tfw sold at 15k
Tfw when you bought back yesterday below 10k

No but it's 90% white and accessible by sea. Good luck catching me glownigs.

Lurk a year before trying to use greentext.

It has to be written!

DO NOT POST FOR 1 YEAR. Lurk first nigger

what the fuck? who the fuck made you think it was ok to post here newfaggot?

>tfw double citizenship
>tfw could cash out here without trying to hide anything and just move away, completely above board