/smg/ Stock Market General

Consumer riding mowers are shit now as they have increasingly become the product of designed obsolescence. Best bet is to find a lightly used one about 15-20 yrs old.

Fuck. I sold yesterday. Took 7% proffies

Today, at the open, will be exactly like pic related.

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Warren "If you bought $1 million worth of KO 30 years ago, you'd be rich, too" Buffett. Wow, what a guru.

Make sure you get one w/ easily sourced parts for repairs

>t. Spent 4 hours trying to get a replacement drive belt for my weekly sip & mow

will robinhood get pissed off and do something to you if you constantly place/cancel same stock orders during aftermarket hours

White House Announces Six Month Delay On Decision To Impose tariffs On Imports Of Imported Card And Parts – Statement

How long before the trade war escalates into an actual war? LMT is looking like a good cheapie to accmulate.

LCI is going to drop to $3 on the news that they treat their share holders like a fridge.

I think about this often.

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Don't be salty because you lose your $10 options play every week, fren.

Ror! U mad? Cause ur options expiro go bye bye today? Ror ror ror ror ror!
>wrong again baggie

Have you just had an aneurysm?

SIML gonna drop 50% today. Well, I only put $100 in there set to sell at .10c per share. Thought it would be a fun play. Oh well.

I'm just gonna start setting my nbrv calls to sell at open 15 cents higher on close and then buying them back when they bottom out for the rest of the month.

It's pretty much been the same pattern for a while, think the volume is causing the regular pattern changes.

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Yes

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Just wait and see bro. Today's going to be awesome for me. LCI shareholders are fleeing like Syrians from the Golan Heights.

>LCI shareholders fleeing
Ror! Guy has 3m shares. 90% institutionally owned. Shareholders fleeing huh? Shorts have to cover.

G-gonna be a good day today right guys...

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Futures down boys. Give back the gains from yesterday.

furrtures red as my hair. also this day will be critical for market if clear waters or not and continue pushing down again

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LCIguy! Emergency! Where are you desu!!! Institutions hold 101% of shares according to Schwab! What in the actual fuck!?

No one gives a fuck about Chiner and their empty bullshit threats.

Check my TA, bitches.

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hold his bags hahah

The shorts sell them to the institutions, short interest is going to be 200% by the end of the day.

>BREAKING ON THE NEWSWIRES:

>TRUMP DELAYS AUTO TARIFFS FOR 180 DAYS!

Sauce: marketwatch.com/story/trump-delays-decision-on-imposing-auto-tariffs-for-180-days-2019-05-17?mod=mw_latestnews

Based as fuck.

Make my portfolio great again!

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Sorry boomers, time's up. Making money shouldn't be as easy as literally buying any stock because growth is infinite. NASDAAQ CONNNNEEEEEEEEC.

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Ror! Getting desperate?
>wrong again baggie

Ror! Do you hear yourself?
>making money is easy for you
>it shouldn't be because it isnt easy for me
>implying
Ror! Shoo. Coming in here, with your bad energy. You have no understanding of the markets.

Fuck, we might actually end this week green.
>GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
I need a sale for once. I can't keep averaging up with DCA. I've lost so much earning potential in VTSAX YTD. I'm absolutely kicking myself for not dumping all into my Roth IRA at the beginning of this year. Screw this tweet based economy.

LCI opening up at a 1-2% gain

Why are you DCA-ing UP, user?

Just write the Limit Buy Order Contract. If it goes, it goes. If it doesn't, then oh well.

>Patience is a virtue.

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Who else here is shorting TSLA.

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>white knighting for Warren "I don't understand tech but idk 'cause I'm already rich" Buffett

...Can you blame the man?

Aaaaaaaand LCI opens 1.6% higher. Yup yup. You are all welcome.

Wow brump is a spineless cuck, sad!

Should I buy some TSLA? Some 3M? KHC? AAPL? Might be a good time to add some LPTX memes, seems like a lot of posters here gave up on it

These LCI swings wtf lmao

Is this is LCIbros? Are the shorts finally panicking out? Are they panic buying now? Will the stock correct today? Or is it gonna be another week? How exciting! My position is in the greeny greens right now. Been waiting for this for a bit.

WTF is happening to my WB?

Only my luck is bad enough for NVDA to open at fucking NIL lol there goes most of my money

I got out after the capital raise spike. Of course it collapses right after.

LCI has some heavy volume this morning. First 15 minutes and we're already at 200k for the day. Definitely some shorts cutting losses and closing their positions. If this keeps up, the rest of the shorts will start panic buying at market prices, correcting the price of the stock.

>l...longing...

>that ID
D'JOBS. THINK ABOUT D' JOBS!

I am gonna be honest, I expected it to reach 52 week low, I didn't expect it to catapult past the 52 week low.

Feels kinda morbid to think that a car crash is a catalyst to my gains.

Just give up bulls, the Friday crash is written in the stars

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Not for LCI chan desu. It wants to go up, it really does. Got some people trying to pull it back, but not today!

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAY TO YOU

>correcting the price of the stock
That reminds me of the wsb fag who bet hard on MU, citing articles in line with his view as "correct opinions", and who has since gone quiet, probably dead in a river

This Ror shit is incredibly stupid and tumblr

I can site some alternative facts that show LCI is heading to bankruptcy.

fridays always end up green, you never learn bobo

P/E is lower than its peers. They've improved from when the shorts started pouring in. Has institutional backing. Highest performing company in its industry. This is a unique opportunity

>R
>O
>R

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kek

>alternative facts

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haha, well, when you put it that way, no.

How did my fellow day traders do today?
I made 20% on a TQQQ call

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Bros is it time to swing trade RKDA? Looks like a goody good dip to me desu

Oof. LCI got some heavy resistance at 6.14. Sucks to suck shorts. Let's see if they can break it today

I just got liquidated from selling uncovered TQQQ calls.

I TOLD YOU NERDS
INTC 46 5/24 CALLS NEXT

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Youre a brave man.

D JOBS...less jobs at tesla->musk cost cutting headline->TSLA gonna come back.

BUY LOW
SELL HIGH

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I'm getting fucked by Lannet and SPXL calls. I swear I'm never posting my picks before I sell again.

Ror! Maybe. Idk, I got out of TSLA long time ago. No interest in shorting or longing. Not touching that. For now. Good luck fren

im holding some LCI too id buy more honestly super cheap casue lawsuit or wahtever but its gonna reach 10+ easily soon

Tried to tell you baggie. LCI is undervalued.

For you

>Trumpet Fanfare
>Giant double doors of the exchange swings open wide

PRESENTING HIS MAJESTY, THE HONORABLE DR. PROFESSOR THADIUS P. SNIBBLY IV!

>Trumpet Fanfare

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damn, son

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Here comes the green day boys
ooooOOOOOOUUUUaAAAAIIIII

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LCI bros, how liquid are those options? I want to start cashing in on these opening spikes but the low ass volume on puts makes me wary.

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Why the he*k would we want highly skilled immigrants? It already hard to find job for educated Americans!

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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>Xavier is "recruiting" again
SELL SELL SELL
MARKET TOP CONFIRMED

No no no

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DOW touched green boys

This market makes no fucking sense. I close my SPXL calls and the market goes up!

SHOW US ON THE DOLL WHERE IT TOUCHED (YOU)!

My short calls expire today. Time to say goodbye to another profitable week.

You do write calls, don‘t you user?

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>Market makes no sense
Trade talks have just been a lot of posturing, no panic yet, people conservatively moving into safe currencies and hedging against volatility in tech, no serious action = no serious movement
Seems like a perfectly logical sideways week to me

China ended trade talks essentially and S&P futures are neon-green.

I think even Trump might be mad because there is no way he's getting a rate cut now.